EliToon
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Newcastle brown ale

The hardest bit is to write a headline in the most non-sensical way that hints at a story without giving any detail.

It also has to attempt fool the reader into thinking it's a bigger story. Pair it with a pic of mutiple players celebrating a goal, so you dont know who the article relates to and congrats! You're a modern football "journalist"

Look at the Chronicle right now

Enjoy the wonder of these pure cancer journalism headlines.

"Former £28m Newcastle target makes 'stinker' St James' Park admission"

"Premier League owner makes points deductions claim after Newcastle 'background noise'"

"Alan Shearer slams former Newcastle team-mate over ‘ridiculous’ England comment"

"Paul Mitchell makes 'elite' vow after becoming Newcastle's new sporting director"

"Newcastle's dream £66m signing, Gordon stays and Magpies rebuff Chelsea interest amid £115m demand"

"Anthony Gordon Liverpool trophies admission as Newcastle United close the 'gap'"

"Steven Gerrard and Paul Scholes agree on Newcastle United transfer ambition"

"Crucial leadership, injury concern and big-money upgrade: Newcastle United transfer verdict given"

"Brighton make 'unbelievable' Yankuba Minteh claim after Newcastle's £33m transfer rush"

"Eze signs in £50m deal, Raphinha decision and Newcastle United's summer transfers predicted by AI"

"Two Premier League rivals tipped to join West Ham in race to sign £11m rated Newcastle United star

He's already announced he's leaving after the Olympics. Not that he'd have any interest anyway.

How does that not totally fuck up his knees?! Dropping that much weight on that surface can't feel good.

EliToon
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:Giants: Giants

Not dying, just adjusting. Left footed centre backs are at a premium now more than ever. Playing out the back, passing angles are everything. Having a left footed CB is hugely important to many top teams' system.

I don't think left footed fullbacks will ever not be demanded. Can see how England are struggling with Trippier constantly coming inside rather than offering width in the Euros.

They were by the best part of a very hit and miss era of WWE.

On the grand scheme of things they're not that important. Wrestling is where it is today because of the nWo. I don't think any stable will ever eclipse their importance.

EliToon
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No competitive advantage and is a slight disadvantage at best, having to flip everything around. Same reason there's very few lefty QBs.

Every association football team would ideally have at least 3/4 left footed players per team. Only 32 spots in the NFL and there's no benefit to having a left footed kicker so the numbers just play out this way!

A fair chunk of the LOI lads are local and are paid peanuts though. There's a great sense of community with a lot of the existing clubs

EliToon
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:Giants: Giants

Yeah the Eli photo doesn't show that he's 6'5, 218lbs! Also had pretty good shoulder and chest definition too lol

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:Giants: Giants

Yeah the Eli photo doesn't show that he's 6'5, 218lbs! Also had pretty good shoulder and chest definition too lol

The cunt's dad literally wrote the book on how to profit from economic diastaters. JRM is a toxic parasite who shouldn't be anywhere near power.

How many times have the singles title changed since Triple H has take charge though? Or what's the average length for the singles title reigns?

Tag titles are an exception because he clearly doesn't care about them at all!

Title reigns are too long to the point where every title change has to be an event in itself and usually reserved for big PLEs

Match results seem like a foregone conclusion at PLEs.

EliToon
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Newcastle brown ale

Not saying he's being ripped off. Just saying if you wait 2 months you'll get a perfect 1v1 copy for the exact same price rather than one that's noticeably fake.

EliToon
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Ireland

Do you get a comp ticket if you're looking at artefacts pilfered from your colonised country?

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Can't think of an example because they're on screen for like 3 seconds multiple times a show and are completely forgettable.

The only reason this is being mentioned is it upset the poor Portugese people's widdle feelings because they poked fun at their poor king.

Aww, the BBC hurt golden boy and his army of stans' feelings. I feel so bad now :(

None come to mind but pretty much all the highlight video packages on MOTD have a pun of some variety.

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Newcastle brown ale

Shouldn't buy from DHGate before the shirt is properly released. There'll inevitably be small changes that they won't know about yet.

I'd guess that the badge will me a white monochrome and the colour of the stripes won't be accurate either!

They did but they're brought them back recently enough!

Yes, blame the nanny state who dictate what we can and can't consume. Companies are autonomous and want to make their products as cheap as possible.

Same as their minimum unit pricing. We're adults, nice of them to decide for us how much we're allowed pay for things.

His garden will be the envy of everyone, I know that much anyway

So by that logic, anything downvoted on this site is true?