I think Aus should now start looking for return flights 

Kohli has overstayed his welcome in the team. Only tests for him from now on. 

There should be a final gameweek thread not specific to any match where we can celebrate all the moments

Arsenal are gonna splurge on a world class keeper for sure

Other clubs light up flares, start beating drums their team scores and west ham here have turned on their bubble machine. I

Will definitely transfer in Salah in Gameweek 38 for one last ride with the Egyptian King.

cue See you again by Wiz Khalifa

N jackson is so utterly garbage it’s astonishing. How is he leading the line for a top pl club. Insane

Darwin learnt everything at football school except finishing which unfortunately is what a striker needs to be good at.

Arblaster sounds like arseblaster or some shit you would hear in marvel movies

Spurs are such a nice club. They saw special needs kids in the stadium and decided to give away the match. #respect.

Crossing to werner expecting a finish is as good as expecting a sane take from tim sherwood