Rest assured, the rest of us in line despise both you and your wife. =p
Hmm... 50lb? I think he'll probably be fine. Might end up with a sore booty hole.
If you don't have any other tattoos, or don't have a real interest in tattoos, I'd suggest a few laser sessions -- it's already pretty faded. Would be much less noticeable than a dark coverup.
I think it's safe to assume that pretty much anything this person's told you directly is a lie.
The sick panther could totally have made the scar
Good luck, dude! I hope they can improve your penis cowboy.
Clicked on this hoping someone had done this. Was not disappointed. Awesome.
I think it's a serviceable cover-up. Yes, it does have some blobby shading in the middle, but that's masking the original tattoo. Cover-ups are about compromise. I actually don't think it's bad.
You approved the stencil, dude. End of the day, it's on you (literally). Though I will say, the artist should have been clear with you that they changed the design. A lot of artists won't copy something, even with "permission." My go-to artist is very up front that he won't copy something, but he'll gladly reinterpret it and show you the image to approve or request revisions to. But to echo other comments -- they definitely turned that frog into a wiener in cowboy boots.
Best get your affairs in order
10/10, no notes. A SAP is never a bad choice.
Please take me back, Janet. I've changed, I swear! Let me see my kids!
I'd vote learn to love that. It's pretty great.
People who put ketchup on hot dogs are not allowed to have opinions on hot dogs.
6/10 - I don't think I appreciated it as much as most people.
Well at least you have a clue to what triggered the urgency.
Well, best of luck. Hope the universe throws you a bone.
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