I think I'm too evil to have kids. I'd see the photo, read the "Please mum" and simply said "LOL".
Floofs see "Woof!"
Boops or food?
I'd care if a package marked "do not bend" was bent, no matter whose package it is. Doing that is plain... ugh.
Happy birthday, pupper!
Hello, sleepy kitty!
That's an orange.
Papa Cloud and his little cloudlets! Where's Mama Cloud?
THIS! IS! PUPPY!
No, he clearly doesn't have the r/OneWhiteBraincell because he's trying to get signal from the r/OneOrangeBraincell.
Jon, stop trying to shame Garfield.
Condolences. She's adorable.
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Big baby
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