She just got a tasty waffle and her face stuck like that.

Yeah I want to say I saw this first on eBaumsworld...

Hands down one of my favorite riffs.

Also, "Sorry, my calf just rolled up like a window shade!"

Take a deep breath.

Not that deep!

Looks like that one might be ceramic instead of Teflon? Not great but not as bad, potentially.

"No; me father was a tree"

Eh, nervous/curious maybe, but tail not poofed or tucked, ears swiveling about; I wouldn't do this with my kitties but he seems ok.

I'm a volunteer FF and I would think this was hilarious and adorable. However, from experience, a lot of firefighters are egotistical jerks without an excess of empathy. Don't let it bum you out, you seem fun and I'm sure you'll find someone who appreciates you!

Family Donuts on Fair Oaks at San Juan is pretty good, been going there for like 30 years

This is incredibly impressive and something I could never do; but I have to admit my takeaway overall is that some people have quite a lot of time on their hands.

Personally I loved Tom Servo's songs about the 70s and the 50s, maybe he could write one about the 30s too

...I read that wrong at first. Missed the L. That still seemed to fit tho he appears very considerate.

The two tier justice system working as intended.

HOOman being!

...oh wait

"This may sound selfish; but I want everything for me."