If there were a car able to have dentures, it'd be this one.

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I shudder and puke in my mouth a little every time I see an article unironically praise him as "hard-hitting."

Was in Fargo/Moorhead the past week, then had a layover in Minneapolis. Couldn't stop telling my wife how beautiful the city looked. Would love to visit more thoroughly, and that's coming from a gasp Californian.

You're going to get a lot of good advice here that I'd just be parroting, so I'll leave it at: Ask for the valium to take before you head over. It's gooooood.

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If NDSU wins, they deserve to hold onto Ralphie until another game can be scheduled between the schools. Battle of the Bison seems like a great rivalry in the making.

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Don't get me so worked up this late at night. I don't know what to do with this mysterious wetness in my nether regions now.

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I too would love to see Colorado eviscerated by NDSU, but thinking in reality something closer. Maybe 45 - 42?

Coincidentally watching it right now with my 5do. Obviously, she doesn't give a shit... yet 😂

She's 5 days old and somehow I managed to nickname her the little biscuit already.

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With any semblance of improvement, it certainly won't be QB again.

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Right? Shit, even baseball has this one figured out.

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I'll give you this one, so long as we can pin Jeff Sims for Nebraska's "breakdown" against the buffs last year 😝

The existence of the attic in the first place is enough to kill my DIY desires. Kudos to y'all for being able to deal with that much.

You must be fun at parties.

That sure took a nontrivial amount of your time to dig up some false equivalency. Bravo 😂

Gorgeous dog, and you're totally allowed to trim the collar 😁

Balllllin'. You've got this 😁