Who made that door frame??

Yes, you are very hireable. And also, based in all the points in previous comments, it will be a steep climb. Your heart and willingness to learn is right and I hope you find a place in life that will recognize and honor that.

I don't have one that I can think of but as a fellow dyslexic, tell your husband I also read Necro scrotum and now I can't get the image of wrinkly, rotted goblin balls dangling from a plant stem out of my head.

Since it's a white top, it doesn't have clotting activator so letting it sit longer will allow all the fibrin to be used up. Also, serum is from clotted blood, plasma is from anticoagulated blood. The difference is the presence/absence of that fibrin that's gets used in the clot formation.

I feel like a new stress dream has been unlocked.

Never thought I'd say this, but that Libertarian troll is hilarious.

My friend's puppy once ate a pink highlighter. She was still potty training and there were little pink piddle stains everywhere for days.

How everyone didn't get brained on the regular with these moves is beyond my comprehension. Fun as fu*k to watch, though. Wish I was just a fraction as coordinated for just walking around my life of constant mystery bruises.

Medicine is a practice and everyone practices differently so it's impossible to guess how any given doctor would interpret the results. I used to have one doctor that would have us LVTs call clients back about normal blood work (easy enough) but then eventually tried sliding in cases with slight abnormalities, like a single renal or hepatic value is elevated with a little note scrawled on the paperwork saying "not worried about this." We would try to relay this to the clients who would immediately ask "Well, why aren't they worried?" We could not provide a good enough answer (can't read doc's mind) so this DVM, trying to save themselves a little bit of time, ended up having to manage frantic clients who's been stressing for hours. Eventually the owner/practitioners had a talk with them and made a ruling that only picture perfect results could be called in by someone other than the DVM on the case - because even vets can't read each other's mind and what one may find concerning another might watch more closely.

TLDR: Next time you're in this situation, just say something like "I can read you the results, but the doctor is the only one who can actually interpret what they mean together, so it's best to just hear it directly from them."

If you ever want to switch it up, I also use "You can eat the corn out of my shit." Not often. Only when it's deserved.

Maybe youaccidentally take some home in your pockets every day.

Is this some type of spoken word deal? The fuck is with that formatting?

Just start saying vet nurse instead and see if that gets them to see the picture. You can also look into all the specialties available for vet techs and payy that up in conversation too. Yes, I know vet nurse isn't the proper nomenclature but poo to semantics in this case, I say.

I'm so glad I don't have allergies and I can do this to my cat whenever. I'm also glad my cats tolerate it. They always give me a look like "TF was that? You ok, bud?"

I know it's way easier on apps but in my 10 years here the only really good stuff I've gotten is from actual yard sales. And at typical yard sale prices too, not the nearly retail prices that stuff is listed at on marketplace and nextdoor. Church sales are the bomb but are nuts and if you like antiques you can just drive all over Hanover on any shiny Sunday and probably run across some good old stuff. Lots of estate sales around there too.

Is that not how Facebook Marketplace works other places? That sounds like how it's always been to me, but I've only ever sold in Richmond.