You haven't watched enough ads yet. You gotta get to at least silver level ad viewership to unlock it.

Do you pay first at waffle house?

What kinda crappy machine makes one donut in five minutes?

Looks like wood ear tree fungus. In Chinese their name is slang for an over used female body part.

Why are we growing nuclear plants if they produce radioactive water? Wouldn't it be better to stick to soy and corn and stuff or has Monsanto gone too far with these new GMO "power plants" and it is the corn and soy?

I give it four years before the mosquitoes learn to tap into our spinal cords and instead of sucking and letting go, they ride around controlling us and making us listen to smooth jazz and making us take swing dancing lessons.

Can't hear, but all the other people are saying stop fighting for the rest of the video.

I personally love the ads! I skip through the programming to the ad breaks, cus most of it isn't very good anyway and just binge ads! 

Technically it's not a velociraptor cus they had feathers.

Hard drive. You remember wrong, clearly.

Jean jackets are a tough read. Are they insane or just Canadian? It's hard to tell.

No, well yes sometimes. But if you don't stop talking you're not gonna get your sleep, it's just a fact. It's not profound or anything ❤️

Cry them tears. Get Obama if ya can. 

You seemed rather distraught. You're certainly not gonna get any sleep if you stay up all night talking to me ❤️