For. The. Badge.
Hopefully makes him think twice on Wednesday.
Just won golden boot in his first season in a new team that was horribly underperforming and was within a few goals of the league record.
Are we talking as a football team or a country 🤔
Paulie reckons England or France are winning Euros.
Boxing!
And then the moment I feel legal to drive again in the morning I leave.
Well at this rate we're going to be dragging the lifeless corpse of football home.
Going to get Toney a killer ball. Just wait.
Southgate has already said he's leaving if we don't win the tournament.
Your boi Dave Allen.
Welcome to boxing. Nobody ever measured Dave Allen's reach but they list it...
I watched his fights 😅
Definition of "Nasty man" when he got in the ring. Not the best boxer or the hardest puncher but wouldn't leave you alone. Always coming forward, always throwing punches, always taking your best shots. Waking up after a 12 round war with him must have felt like being hit by a bus.
Hahahaha the majority of Reddit mods live in their mum's basement and it shows.
We're watching still. We've also moved beyond the grief stage and are now entering the "we've got an amazing team, it'll definitely click next game" stage. It's coming home!
Southgate to Bellingham:
"Look mate, I know you saved us last night and I know I said always kick it backwards but you know that's not what I meant mate... Don't let me catch you doing that again or you'll be going the way of Jack..."
Expecting England to absolutely bottle their side of the draw in spectacular fashion. Just can't work out if we'll lose to Switzerland or Netherlands 😭
Why are we looking at MLS stats as if it even vaguely resembles a real football league? Might as well look at Saudi Pro League stats too 🤷♂️
Omega Epsilon? I think you mean 4-4 fucking 2. The secret English formation we've been waiting to unleash. Kane and Watkins up front having balls smashed long to them all day, won via crunching tackles.
Dodged a bullet on that one. Since moving from Ajax he's been dire.
It's a tough one because his club form WAS abysmal. However, he's definitely a big game player - even when his club form has been bad he's always shown up in Cups and put a shift in - most recent examples were his performances against Liverpool and City in the FA Cup.
The current crop of United players always seem to do well in an England shirt. Can't help but think the pressure they're constantly under from fans and the media help at club level help that white shirt weigh nothing.
Yeah they have AI punch stats in boxing now - surely they can make it work for football.
For the rest of his career.
Kobbie Mainoo’s half by numbers vs. Switzerland [🏴 RANK]: 100% pass accuracy [🥇] 100% tackles won [🥇] 100% duels won [🥇] 24/24 passes completed 2 interceptions [🥇] 2 shots [🥇] 2 tackles [🥇] England’s best player for the third time. 👑🏴
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