You’ll have your green eggs and ham AND LIKE IT
And her younger son married a succubus
By late 1800’s standards, you’re basically nude
I thought about doing this for my Hinge profile. With each prompt I reveal that I am, in fact, a woman but actually a horse and then a broom.
Complete with pictures
Would be hilarious if something like that came up.
“Wait… could we not have made their hair white?”
“What? No- well yes-I mean… 7 hells we are stupid.”
“Who am I, fake mandrake? What am I?”
Menorah’s for everyone!
Pffft looks like a know-it-all pretty boy
I just love the fact that the first persona’s name was Abigail Lemonparty
They’re going teach him mouth to mouth… or ass to mouth, and vag to mouth
If I hadn’t finished my Coke then I would have spit it out
Same here. I even made my character look like me (as much as possible)
A buddy of mine at work went to school with Elliot (back when he/she was Ellen) and he said that he/she was always a massive attention whore
Why is that stupid people are always the ones who reproduce?
I just set myself on fire to get crispy clean
Does that stuff actually work?
You need to know the enchantment to access the rest of the stairs
I’m just imagining a car in traffic court getting yelled at by a judge
Well…
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My gf just opened this bag of cheetos - wtf is this?
mildlyinfuriating