Not only will MOASS make you rich, it's making your health rich as well!

No bank has a deposit limit. It's the insured limit that's the problem if the bank goes belly up.

No, computershare entries are a few days after the 15th and last day of the month

LEEEEEEEETTTTTSSSSSS SEEEEE SOMMMMMME FRUUUUUUUIIIIIT!!!!!!

They used to have $2 PBR cans after Clippers games. Def dive bar feel but a good mix of people.

"When the prisoners have their way with me, I think I can handle about this much"

You aren't going to be dead.

No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and your future high level income, it's not crazy to think you can live to be 245, maybe 300.

I'm not a wrinkle but as I understand it, the shares that aren't booked, aka plan holdings, are still under DTCC control and aren't being counted. Instead DTCC are lending them out.

This is my understanding. Wrinkles please correct me

Real me: "cool as fuck if it happened, prob not though"

Tin foil me: I chew my gum without removing the foil I'm so convinced.

Hell yeah, next Thursday, 3 Mondays from now. 8 Tuesdays. Throw in every other Friday. Whatever those dates are, I'm in.

I don't even care about phone numbers. All the hype going on, I'm thinking BERK A prices 20 years from now. And just not working ever again. I'll sell 1 share when it gets to buying a house for cash prices and then just be rich as fuck until I pass it down.

Calling it....PleasrDAOand Wu-Tang bought the 45,000,000 shares.

***takes off tinfoil hat

Just kicked back on at 11:52

SPX has been frozen since 10:41am EST

Well you sucked a fat weiner for $20 behind a Wendy's dumpster. You used to make your clients pay you the $20 bucks within 2 days of your services. Now your client only has 1 day to pay up.

These are greedy fucks. If they are going down, they are taking everything down with them. It's their best bet for some sort of bail out, or they hope. Nobody is bailing out a bankrupt HF. But if the whole system needs one, they may get some crumbs.

Sadly, English is my first language and my dumbass still misinterpreted what you said. My bad, carry on