Depends whether it’s the very first thing they say to you, or if it comes out naturally and organically in the conversation. If it’s the first thing they say then they obviously think you’re only talking to them as a prospective partner of some sort, so I’d stick to the rules and be polite and fuck off while wondering why two people can’t just have a conversation lol. If it comes out naturally during the conversation then I will carry the conversation on, because (a) not every conversation has to lead to sex and (b) if I run away during the part of the conversation that goes ‘…yeah, he normally does all the gardening. I can’t stand it….’ it seems a bit weird and obvious. I don’t only talk to people I want to fuck/be with. My answer to ‘How to respond…’ would be, I dunno, ask about their boyfriend…I guess. Make a friend 🤷🏽♀️
As many as you can, not ‘as many as you want’ lol. There’s a difference 😂
Why on earth would you build a hippo enclosure that a hippo can walk out of?
Because when we argue with people in our life that we know, we have to make sure we are right.
I probably don’t know, and it probably made somebody else’s admin slightly less effort or something just as boring.
I’ve done this as a kid too! On a slightly related note, I was also taught that if you train a dog, you should always use hand signals along with voice commands so that if they go deaf when they’re older you can still tell them what to do 😊
X-men cartoon, Ulysses 31, Home & Away (but you have to sing it in as over-the-top pop ballad way as possible), Parks & Recreation, Only Fools and Horses, The Mr Hell Show, Sailor Moon, Urusei Yatsura. Off the top of my head 😊
Make them tell you which friend they’re talking about, rather than guessing correctly immediately. Little tip lol
Id like to think I’d have told them to fuck off and do some work, stripped down to my underwear, and stopped for a drink.
“I don’t want to talk about it because I don’t want to be judged” is as far as I would need to read.
After reading these comments I’d open a bar, call it ‘tipless bar’ (because it looks a bit like topless), then make a selling point of the fact that tips will never be mentioned, solicited or forced because ‘we pay our staff properly’. I feel like people will drink there out of principle
Edit: and probably tip more too
“Hi, that poorly designed, badly made, cheaply bought bed you supplied us with has collapsed.” “Well that’s going to make us look bad. We’ll just tell a everyone you’re a slut.”
Whenever men describe women as females, my assumption is always that, mentally, they cycled through about 7 other words before they remember which one they’re ‘allowed’ to use 😂 similar to those white people that won’t use the word ‘black’ in any context if there’s a POC in the room. Too stupid to work out why people are offended by certain things they’ve said their whole lives, so they throw the baby out with the bath water, and never talk about race, or mention any colours again. Imagine living like that, having to look over your shoulder around the room every time you say anything. No wonder they’re so uptight and miserable lol
If they flip it every time, would it be better if no one else changed it at all. Then it would at least be the correct way every other time.
Surely it should be buy-one-get-one-free. A buy-one-get-one isn’t much of an offer is it?
What if none of them were supposed to start with their respective letters, and they were all picked at random and the other 8 were an incredible coincidence.
You’re not adopted 😂
I don’t like the term ‘guilty pleasure’…. If you can’t like Girls Aloud AND underground Belgian acoustic speed-electro white label promos, I don’t care. 😂
It reads like a work colleague turned an innocent work text sexual. I’d take it to your boss, act confused, and ask them what ‘brother/sister stuff’ means and if it’s to do with your job.
8pm til 3am is basically a full time job. I’d be suggesting finding a way to monetise that hobby, finding a way to curb the amount of time he’s spending on his addiction, or I’d be out finding someone with a more similar view of a fruitful, fulfilling life.
I’m not gonna try and figure out your name, but I must ask: Did you mean a quarter of your full name? It’s just that I’ve never heard it called a fourth before, and staring at your post felt for a little while that I’d either just had a stroke, or gone into another dimension where I had always called it ‘a fourth’ but didn’t quite know why it sounded odd 😂
A cool guide that works really well for me
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