Well I'm pretty metal when I'm only by myself but I get salty with my partner.

Sodium is a salt.

Also fornication interruptus, I think that's the Latin, or maybe the Harry Potter term for it.

Is this hygenic? Even normally, you can get dick cheese. Is this how you get a dick banana smoothie?

Throbbing too.

Maybe it'll be like the diving rule in soccer/football. Sure they'll still do it, but it will stop the most outrageous bastards.

Always hide pee when you can

You went to troll school, and got sent to the office for insufficient effort.

For me that rings a bell, but maybe someone else knows for sure.

No he was in country bears. I think you're thinking of the guy who did the country bears soundtrack: Christopher Cross.

I think Kenny G's bass player used the same model. I mean, they never let him play any notes, but he stood there swaying to the noodles wearing that big thing.

But the face is the feel engine. Every good player uses it. Scientifically, they say it's closer to the brain cell, and you gonna need that one to remember what comes after 0 3.

He prefers Shawn.

We used to hang them on the tree but got tired of waiting for a stray breeze to jingle them. Gramps suggested a solution and it's been with us ever since.

Because it leaks, gets high and doesn't come back down. Like my roommate.

Plus gender reveals. Plus being used in some tech, etc etc.

Crocs Stallmasters ^TM. Keep the sticky grip on your feet, not your palms.

Smithers, prepare the vibratory apparatus. I'm feeling positively fiesty tonight.

Mine come back years later and try to borrow money with some sob story. I just open a window and ignore them till they dissipate.

Over prepared is where you talk too much. A shit stream of consciousness that should have been filtered but burst out due to overeagerness. He was more like a shitstream in the Depends. I don't hate the guy but wish his handlers would stop spinning, and just move on to someone who can perform.

With Japanese zen technology, it's all about what you leave out.

Trump would have <insert random amazing heroic thing> and then Putin would have looked at him with tears in his eyes and said 'My brother from another mother, you are simply too smart for me'

It hasn't aged like fine wine. And neither have either of the candidates.

It has the right amount of bush, so could be. The "natural" finish option.

Natural yoghurt works better. Or just go easy on the hot sauce when you make the curry.

Or that he did, but like, really well. Being good at sports, he might be good at all his endeavors.