Use that money to make other people happy. Like me. Please I’m hanging on by a thread.

Not until now. Hell is cooler than here.

I just moved to VA from OR. You guys don’t know what miserable summers are. This state is a monument to man’s arrogance.

I like those old Datsuns. Small trucks are best trucks.

Warframe. Do I really want to grind 60 hours for this new item?

..yes… yes I do.

She’s a beaut. What part of Oregon are you in?

Which one? I went to visit one in Portland and it was incredible.

Kingdom Hearts. Man I miss the Gummy Ship

I love Pringles but I can’t pretend they’re potato chips. They are potato flavored crisps. Big distinction.