Hey guys, sorry for not responding to any of your comments yesterday. Just so all of you know, I have been seeing doctors for half of my life and they all say that nothing is going on with me. I may have over-exaggerated how many calories I've been getting lately, probably somewhere around 2500-3000 and definitely not 4000.

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:Thatch:"YARRRR"
10dLink

This but the exact opposite way around with Sentinel. Stupid design, love his sigs.

How do I gain weight, I believe I have the fastest metabolism known to man.

I am 18 years old and am 5'10. I have been trying to stay on a regular diet (Around 3000-4000 calories a day). Last time that I weighed myself (around a month ago) I was around ~130 lbs. But just lastnight I weighed myself again and I weigh somewhere around 117-120. What the actual fuck am I doing wrong, this is genuinely pissing me off at this point that I cannot gain a single pound without having to eat myself to the point of becoming a nuclear bomb. How do I fix this shit without having to spend $5,000,000 on food every day.

How do I GAIN weight.
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Name them all different spellings of Jesus but pronounce it "Hay-soos"

The idea is that I was asking somebody what I did for them to kick me from a party or something along those lines, although I could be wrong; this happened months ago.

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:bedrock: Bedrock Command Arteeeest :bedrock:
4moLink

Give everyone weakness 100 or something, pretty sure that stops people from even doing knockback.

These dudes are 11 and wearing a walter white costume.

I'm just surprised that 'wtf' counts as a ban-able offense. My issue is that it's nowhere near anything offensive especially the fact that it's just 3 letters.

I genuinely didn't even know what I did wrong, which is why I made this post. Plus it's funny because it's for such a stupid reason. Also, I am pretty dumb but I am for sure not 10.

The strike was for calling someone a douchebag for saying some messed up things to me and a few friends.

You all seriously consider the term 'wtf' as a ban-able offense? Absolutely ridiculous. Would I also get banned for saying 'lmao'?

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who the fuck put Jalapeños in this 🔥
5moLink

You have to focus your energy to create globs, Daniel is a known master of the art of STI's and UTI's.

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who the fuck put Jalapeños in this 🔥
5moLink

He is a brain eating amoeba and he's spreading his kind to her face. Check up on her in a year when the bacteria cells activate and begin their feast.

Zach broke into my house at some point and tattooed a giant red target on my back. When I finally woke up I saw a note on the floor that read "Now I know where to aim" before I heard him laugh maniacally from outside of my window, running off into the night.

Sounds great, turn down the music next time because I can barely hear that voice.

doesn’t do shit on xbox, just blocked some guy who attacks right at the start, spams spells and uses overpowered shit and I’ve gotten him 4 times in a row.

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who the fuck put Jalapeños in this 🔥
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didn’t this bitch let people do shit to her newborn baby