I wonder where we’d be today if the mob had gotten their hands on any electeds.

[GIF] 

*(now I want some Pizza! Pizza!)

What are you on about now?

A whole-ass day later and you’re still jerking off over a chain restaurant’s till policy? Seek help.

”New building, corner location, right at the train, retractable storefront, high ceiling excellent lower level. Require $250,000 key money for a quick deal. Long term lease $14k/month. This 1st floor space provides access to an additional 1,000 SF on the Lower Level and must be rented together.”

And it’s already back on the market

Welp, it’s official. The Filthy Flats Astoria location is now closed.

This sounds like a job for the Supersoaker Full of Piss™️

Homie, we’re not all the same person.

And we haven’t hacked into your computer. or have we?

Friend, if this isn’t a bit you’re doing, then you’re unwell and I hope you find the help you need.

Are you like this in person as well?

cut to a bunch of us showing up to splash around in OP’s new birdbath