We're playing 5D conservative chess, while these other posters are drooling on their checkers! WWGO(FELONY)WGA(FELONIES)!!!Trump is a literal modern day Zorro, Robin Hood, and Jesse James in one God ordained package!!!!

9fingerman
1
Up North

The cans don't expire, why does the receipt? I'm being hornswaggled!

9fingerman
2
Up North

I made an impromptu bowl out of a faygo can, and my lungs collapsed, do I have legal recourse?

9fingerman
1
Up North

I was turkey chugging a can and cut my lip, am I qualified for a settlement?

9fingerman
5
Up North

These six cans I bought last week are not returnable in the machine at the same store I bought them in. Can I file for psychological injury and lost time?

Peace in the valley, flowers in our hair, after these shitmongers are dead and everyone realizes we live together on the same planet, and no one group can actually win the planet. Humans are fucking stupid. In the meantime, we need to collectively pound these shitbird authoritarians into the dust of history. Then we can progress. It's NATO Time.

9fingerman
3
Up North

People from Chicago won't care (same weather, not a long drive) as long as your reception has good food.

Their Faraday Cage tanks look like some of the shit the A team would cobble together in a barn out of a tractor to shoot up the place.

9fingerman
2
Up North

Maybe there are rafting outfitters promoting it. I have and know plenty of people who have winter kayaked/canoed in the lower peninsula. Never heard of rafting, though.

Triple decker finish. Nice! Nailbiter there.

Good on you all for promoting community and togetherness.

LISTEN HERE, MF' ER, LANCE MAKES A DECENT RITZ STYLE GLUTEN FREE CRACKER, CRACKER!!!!! CRANK THAT BUTTERY CRISPNESS IN YER LOAF. AAAAARRRROOOOOOO!!!!!!!

MY GRANNY, GOBLESS HER, ALWAYS SAID DON'T LET YER MEAT LOAF!@!!

SO AM I MF'ER!! WE MAKE GF BREADCRUMBS, AND YOU CAN ADD CORNFLAKES AND/OR RICE CRISPIES TO BIND YER MEATHOG!!! BUT LISTEN TO THIS, WE MAKE MULTIPLE SMALL LOAFS AND ROAST THEM WITH DIFFERENT SAUCES ON TOP, LIKE HOISIN, SWEET CHILI THAI, SIRACHA, HONEY MUSTARD. THEN YOU GOT YERSELF A SAMPLER PLATTER INSTEAD OF KETCHUP MEAT.

9fingerman
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Up North

PRAISE THE LORD!!! SEND ME MONEY!!! MY SECRETARY IS HOT AF!!!