Do they just dumped it into the lava?
Does Orgrimmar have a proper sewer system? Where does all the waste go?
DiscussionI can 100% see goblins being all about option three. It’s probably some workshop’s pride and joy; methane is volatile and can combust (satisfies the goblin desire for explosions), sanitation is upheld (which satisfies the client city and is very profitable in the long term), and gives goblins something to brag about over how Gnomeregan is still filled with irradiated fumes and volatile chemicals (if I recall correctly), giving them a successful one up over gnomish engineering.
Goblins pumping sewage into RFC. That's the real reason we had to clear the dungeon out.
I mean the goblins gave orgrimmar water. It makes sense they would take care of all the plumbing.
This could totally be a reason for some dungeon full of mutated creatures. Goblin greed had them skip steps and so on.
new dungeon.
Sewers of Orgrimmar.
Help Gazlowe clear out the mutated fecal goblins left behind by Gallywix's half assed job of setting up a sewage system.
Now I imagine the whole facility from siege of orgrimmar being converted into a massive waste treatment facility.
I mean, the infrastructure is already there…
💀😭 make it a mega dungeon
Some unnamed old god at the bottom of The Veiled Sea: WHERE IS ALL OF THIS SHIT COMING FROM?
The eye, made brown, winces
Thats where the filth in Throne of Tides comes from.
THE WATERS ARE CLEANSED! BRING IN THEIR POWER!
One day every Horde character gets a random raid boss kill achievement and nobody knows wtf.
Idk if Stormwind is advanced enough to have water reclamation. Pretty sure their shit is swept off into the canal like in ye olden days.
Yeah the blue-ness is probably just in game to hide the truth that in reality it’s closer to being the Ganges or Thames in terms of toxicity
There's probably a mage constantly casting a spell of remove feces, much like those guys who upkeep the portals
Ah, yes, the Hogwarts' method.
I mean as long as it works.
"So, now that I've finally graduated wizard school, what's my job?"
"You clean up shit in the Stormwind canals."
"Oh my God..."
There is a sewer pipe leading into the lake in elwynn forest iirc, also i remember another one leading into the sea south of the harbor?
Ya know. The Capital of the alliance.
The nation that has engineers capable of building tanks, helicopters, bombers and other such advanced weaponry. That has magic capable to transport materials over vast distances and even has flying airbases.
But a sewage system is beyond them.
a bunch of unpaid masons rebuilt it as a rush job, Anduin should be grateful that the whole thing isn't falling apart by now
IIRC they were a legit masons guild and the "unpaid" part of it didn't become apparent until after the work was done. I don't think there's much reason to assume it was a half-assed job.
It's actually part of why they were so pissed. They did a good job and the kingdom spent their agreed upon money on expanding the military through all of Elwynn and Stranglethorn. Like, I know they were being manipulated by Deathwing's kid and everything, but like, come on.
There’s a pipe that flow into a lake in Elwyrn Forest
You forgot option 4) poop elementals. Goblins have poo elementals go around picking up all the waste, then send em off to the bay to clean off.
The ultimate evolution of the poop quest
Those green water elementals in the sewers of Black Temple. How did people miss this as an option?
In the case of Dalaran I don't think we can call Crystalsong Forest or the sea between Suramar and The Broken Shore 'sewage treatment areas'.
hey as long as it's out of the city
Ok so they either use it to fertilize or dump it into the lava, that’s a Shitty job to have as a peon :/
Peon may be able to help evacuate the holding tanks but designing a POWTS (private on-site water treatment system) for a city this large would require goblin level engineering and likely round the clock maintenance and monitoring.
This of course precludes magic being done that simply vanishes the poop.
What did you think they meant by "work is the poop"?
What are the differences between in-game Orgrimmar and books Orgrimmar?
IIRC lore orgrimmar, beyond being massively bigger, is also kind of like Petra in that they've built into the canyon walls, its not just random copy/pasted huts everywhere
This guy rats
Being on Reddit for years, I am also an expert in sewage conveyance.
I would go with 2. portals at the bottom to move the stuff all over the world to be used as fertiliser for food
some sort of holding tank (or series of holding tanks) that would need to be emptied routinely and then treated
I really can imagine some Goblins have found an enterprising use for horde shit.
We do in the states. We land apply human waste. Tomato plants love the shit (literally).
what do you think is in that giant ICBM in the bay?
there is a active running lava pools below, why would they not just yeet the poo into it.
Because all those fumes would have to go somewhere. Burning any organic matter would create fumes that are potentially toxic and/or foul smelling.
Counterpoint - mages create in-pipe portals to the lava pools in Blackrock.
I use my fire spell to incinerate my shit. Idk about everyone else
Keep it simple.
Mage portal the shit to Stormwind square.
Its Good training for all the mages learning Telemancy
4) They use some/all of the portals in the portal room to chuck it into different continents and planes. They rotate so as not to gain too much attention.
Their favorite portal is...
Im gonna go Option 3 since below Org is the entrance to Ragefire Chasm.
You wouldn’t want to dump sewage into your basement lava pit. All those fumes just come back up.
Ideally you would pump the sewage away from Orgrimmar to an alternate site that’s both away from the city proper and away from any potential contaminant like the sea or a river or high ground water.
The waters north of Orgrimmar are already extremely contaminated.
Correct, and that’s not a problem you want to exacerbate with sewage.
Contamination can be purified if given time to do so; septic systems all rely on this.
I was more saying this could be a good additional reason why the lake is contaminated, the Goblins were the ones who laid the framework for the sewage system and their short sighted work resulted in a massive pollution problem that still needs to be fixed.
Can't the warlocks just dump all the shit into the Twisting Nether?
I’m precluding the use of magic because obviously that’s the most efficient system; magicking the poopoo and peepee away.
The mages open a portal to desolace and everyone shits into that
Well the magram centaur gotta eat something
Lol. My friend pooped on Russia from a mountain.
(He climbed a mountain on the border).
how brave and stunning, how will Putin ever recover?
We shit in the streets.
Must be a great place to live
It really isn't, please send help.
Humanitarian help with toilet paper is on the way.
Seattle 2.0
Give Thunder Bluff portals!
just go off the side. Why do you think Mulgore is so verdant?
Speak for yourself- I love it.
That’s where the fog Is coming from
We don't call them the stinky Horde for nothing.
They throw it into ragefire chasm
The shit gas+lava element will be wow’s final boss, trust
Just like the great mighty poo from conkers bad fur day
💀 an upgrade of Ragnaros, wondering if we can wear the mighty Shitfuron
I always used to say that Ragefire Chasm was the toilet of Orgrimmar.
Ah the real reason they actually want us to go in there and clear it out. A bunch of idiots have taken over our shit incinerator and Org is starting to smell.
Trade chat
Trade shat.
Up you go
Wdym? The waste goes to the forums.
The sewage gets funneled via pipes into a factory. The sewage the main ingredient required to create M+ keystones. The higher the key, the more sewage required. When a keystone depletes, it turns back into sewage.
Keystones cannot exceed 70% sewage for safety reasons. Any more than that and it turns into a PVP arena keystone.
It all make sense now, is this part of the jailer plan 🤯
We just use mage portals to send them to Theramore crater :)
Or the maw
So that's what the Jailer was trying to warning us about.
Should make lovely farmland once it’s filled.
I’m going to ask you a serious question: how often does your character go to the bathroom, and where do YOU go?
I only shit at Grizzly Hill, no where else
It’s full of bears. The regular kind and the gay kind.
"Hey random worgen, does shit stick to your fur when you poop?"
"no, why?"
That's some real Executive Bathroom energy, respect
whenever she feels like and in moonwells. If no available moonwell is close by, in the "reagents" bag where it can mix with the level 1 herbs and be disposed at the first available moonwell
There is not a single outhouse in Pandaria, btw.
How many millions of player farms plus panda farms need fertilizer though?
My warrior normally just poops like normal, but when he's on campaign and pressed for time he uses his legendary stamina and resilience to just hold in an epic amount of crap until he has a second.
The forsaken might have been blamed for a few Taco Tuesday loads left out in the field.
Replying to myself: my main is a Druid. I would imagine he just shifts and cleans himself as a cat.
Thats what the Server Maintenance are for.
A Blizzard Team cleans the streets and brings out the trash
while i think about it. after all these years there would have been a massive shit and trash pile under dalaran.
Oh you dont know? The streets of orgrimmar were originally paved. None of that is dirt.
It goes to the Cleft of Shadows. That's why the warlocks smell funny.
Where does all the waste go
LFR :D
You mean they don’t have mages holding portals under every toilet? Just throw it in the void
ah thats why xal'atath attacks azeroth?
Pootentially!
No, we make new huts of it…. For the horde!
We have portal mages 24/7. Why not sewer mages? I imagine not all arcane powered ppl are the same. Some get to be archmages, others poopmages….
Imagine study the art of arcane for over decades to be… Poop-B-Gone mage
YOU DARE LOOK DOWN UPON THE HALLOWED ART OF FECALMANCY?
You know what they say about “when life give you lemons”…..
The War Within is obviously just an expansion about the plumbing. We'll need to go deep to fix the dookie in the world. Bring a towel.
These people don't even know where their towel is.
I can't remember ever seeing a toilet or a sink on Ogrimmar. I think there's an outhouse in silver pine forest but that's it.
They give it to the Forsaken for their plague.
Garrosh used it all for the "mana" bomb.
What do you think the huts are made out of?
There's actually an insult from NPC that calls the Horde's houses dung huts basically, from Lady Waycrest in Waycrest Manor if you're Horde.
"Where you come from, is it considered polite to murder your hostesses' servants? On second thought, don't answer that I can tell by your dull expressions that in your corner of the world the concept of a home not made of dung is likely new and exciting"
There are small mage portals inside the toilet bowl, all the waste gets dropped on to stormwind
Designated shitting streets
Goblin sewage blendermagoo. Turns sewage into useful reagents.
Through a portal to Ironforge AH
Ironforge sits above a large lava pool releasing sulfurous fumes. Might improve the local aroma.
it's compressed into dense pucks, then shipped to gnomeragon for processing (they turn it into gnomes)
To quote /u/torshakle
Although the city was strategically placed next to a flowing river and the vastness of the Great Sea, proper sewage systems remain a lingering issue for the residents of Durotar. The lack of toilets or any waste management leaves everything to bake in the open-air oven. Although efforts were made to burrow through the Ragefire Chasm, a level 16 demon left the majority of the Horde shitting in piles and leaving lowly orc peons to carry any waste to the nearby Sen'Jin Isles.
I'm honored
Mission failed Abort, ABORT!!!
They build their huts out of it
Work is da poop. Poop is da work.
Considering how Orgrimmar is made out if sticks, spikes and kodo shit, every time an orc poops he makes a brick out of it.
Grunts carrying stinky buckets
How do you think the houses are built
Goblins eat it
Probally simple really they use magic to change, transmute, transmog, or move sewage to a new location
The shit holds the sticks together to make their buildings.
I don't think the horde do plumbing. Probably just plop on the floor and walk around barefoot.
Have you ever been to Azshara?
What do you think fuels the zeppelins
Well, first of all, how do we know that WoW characters go to the bathroom or bathe? Is there any proof or areas in the game that even have a single toilet?
Orcs don’t poop
it is confirmed in the wod intro quests that orcs do, in fact, poop.
Fire mages and portals should do the trick.
River
For what are do we have the Dungeon underneath OG if not for Sewage dumping.
I always thought sewege is a typical dish in Orgrimmar
warlocks. we had them cast little portals in our potties. all send directly to stormwind ;)
Ask the Goblins
Pretty sure all of the toxic waste was just shifted into barrens chat.
Out the Valley of spirit , and into the river where that orc was eaten by Crocolisks . I think we find his amulet and bring it his grief stricken mother or partner ?
Search for "The smells of Orgrimmar" in youtube
Orcs are fungi and don't poop. Solved :?
If you thought they lived in mudhuts, I have news for you! Sincerely, An Alliance propagandist
We use to teleport it all to Undercity. Idk what we did with while UC was destroyed but now that we have it back we can start doing what we did before!
Orc 1: “Hey, sanitation worker orc!
Sanitation orc: “Dung-dung.”
I would assume they would drain it to the sea
Orcs don’t produce waste. Just like sonic, their high metabolism doesn’t leave any anything to discard
Gets teleported to stormwind, that's why it's so stormy and windy down there!
There’s a reason they are called peons
Port that shit to Undercity and call it a day.
Everyone is thinking like real life wastewater engineers and not like a fantasy wastewater engineer.
The answer is clearly that it goes through a series of pipes down into a special room in the undercity. This room is maintained 24/7 with a portal, directly under the pipes. The sewage travels down, drops directly into the portal, and is magically transported across time and space directly to our garrison in AU Draenor.
Designated shitting streets
Pipeline straight to Undercity
Bros acting like Orgrimmarr isn’t the equivalent of Africa. They just live in it
They have it teleported directly into Ragnaros' lava pit
Everyone just has a small mage portal in their home that does into a legion planet, so all our waste goes there. It's why they keep attacking us. We are the aggressors.
They use it to make their huts.
They have portal to Outland and northrend where the outhouses are
Technically, waste wouldn’t sink in lava. It would just sit on the surface and burn. Even if it was flowing enough to bury the waste, all those fumes still have to escape the lava. It would smell terrible.
Summon demon. Poop. Unsummon demon.
This is the real reason warlocks are allowed in org.
We shit in holes then cover it with giant steel plates.
They're orcs, they smell worse than the waste, they can just keep it there and nobody will notice.
Magic
Poopie-B-Gone
Ogrimmar definitely smells like shit and blood
My dude, Orgrimmar is THE sewer system for all the waste.
They are the waste
That is how new orcs are formed.
No Ogrimmar doesn’t have a sewage system. But you have to remember Ogrimmar is a newer city compared to other capitals so it doesn’t have as much infrastructure.
They leave the shit lying about, and occasionally select some of it to be Warchief.
“And the smells. So many smells.”
It’s gets piped directly into the canals of Stormwind
Finally a game question suited to my real world skill set
So a large city like Orgrimmar (which in game is embarrassingly small to what it’s described as in lore and books) would probably have to use one of three methods to transport sewage because it it built into a series of caverns, with a very large very deep under city built into it, so traditional sewage conveyance wouldn’t work. Anyway the three options are:
1) a sewage grinder pump/effluent pump into a leeching field to treat it
2) some sort of holding tank (or series of holding tanks) that would need to be emptied routinely and then treated via leeching field or incineration.
3) an incinerating sewage system that discharges sewage into some sort of incinerator/lava in place where the fumes wouldn’t pollute the city.
Conversely, cities like Stormwind, Silvermoon, Valdrakken, and Dalaran all likely use traditional sewage conveyance; gravity piping to a large main sewer that takes everything to a sewage treatment area so the water can be reclaimed.