I can’t be the only one that has noticed this. My wife and I have been able to spot new massage parlors at least once a week for the past three years.
Am I crazy or are there a ridiculous amount of massage parlors in Hazel Dell?
Hey man, people with dentures need work too
If this were true, why not regular sweeps?
Look man, there are just a lot of folks who appreciate the fine art of tension release.
I'm sure it's a fine massage place and I've always wanted to try a foot massage but there is one here in town with a most unfortunate name in my opinion: "Aroma Foot Massage". It's both intriguing and appalling to my ear. Maybe it smells pleasant and that adds to the therapeutic value of the massage? I'm going to go with that.
There was a place on Mill Plain that had a sign in the door that said “We are 11 years old.”
Of course, they meant they’d been in business for 11 years, but I certainly think that could have used some proofing.
Lol I’ve actually been to this massage place!!! The name is funny but I actually really enjoyed my experience. It’s different than going to a “spa” for a massage as far as the environment goes but the price is super fair and they do a great job! It’s not much, but I like to get a massage at least 1/month so it’s nice to have a different option that helps save a few bucks.
I might have to give it a try as my feet have been aching lately. I had my hands massaged a few times in the past and those sessions were amazing. If a foot massage is anywhere near that, I'm in. Plus, the place probably has pleasant odor.
Handies are recession proof?
My maps app shows 13 in and within close proximity to Hazel Dell. Seems like quite a few but I only focused in on that area. Maybe they're all over place and I just never noticed. I saw 2 Futon places in the same strip mall in Reno once. That was odd.
They are all over the place. Hell, a house down the street actually has a sign in the front yard that says Foot Massages! My husband and I laugh at them all the time, "everything is closed in this strip mall at midnight except for the footie place!"
136th?
Yes!
I'm not in hazel Dell, right by it. There's 3 or 4 on my sub 5 minute sub 2 mile drive down at Johns to work
Yes, and they all seem to have fairly strange names as well.
Just here for the comment, with popcorn
They're Rub-n-Tuggin all over the Hazel Dell from what I hear.
All over clark county, it's a town tradition, I wonder if OP is new here lol ( No shade OP, just a joke)
It’s a trucker nexus. Not Portland. A good midway if you’re going up the coast. And discrete.
A lot of sore necks/ backs in Hazel Dell?
That's totally it!
Did you also count the number of chiropractic offices as well? Most of those have massage services, too... What about massage envoy by target...same services...
No joke.
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It’s hard not to notice! It’s so brazen I was curious enough to google - many of them have websites with pictures of the girls too. Just a reminder to the community this is most likely all indentured servitude / human trafficking etc. Super dark shit