Invalid argument. Food stuck in beard is saved for later, therefore no calories are lost.
There's always loss to the environment. Unless you live in an environment without friction that is.
Yeah, I have no enemies
Just assume your horse is a sphere.
Coated my beard in teflon so it's low friction. Checkmate.
Lupinmaxxing. It helps you be mischievous
Sideburns improve hot-bloodedness.
Frame my face and feel very gender about it, that’s what
I saw a super manly dude at the bar last night with side burns that connected to his mustache, shit was sick
Did he look like this, by any chance?
I believe this is usually called “Mutton chops”, a coworker of mine does his beard like this
Very close haha
How did I know that would be the exact picture?!
It's for the ladies
I have never seen anyone who looked like a rectangle that results from a broken link, no.
I call it Captain Price's beard
Got that Colonel Mustard rizz
I wanna take this comment and frame it
Looks swanky and frames the face more favorably
Without them, I look young enough that I get carded for rated R movies. With them, I look closer to the nearly-40 year old man that I am.
Joke's on them. I had a full heard as a teenager. Upgraded to sideburns when I went to university.
To shape them into stars
I think a political career would interfere with my drug dealing.
Sounds like a great way to distract from a boring name… What are your thoughts on Top Hats?
Idk, could use a lizard maybe
My name is Alex
this post was made by harrier du bois himself, I can feel it in my bones
Electrochemistry: Yeah, baby! That’s the heart of DISCO beating. Leave those chops long and loose, let them know you mean FUN business!
Without them my beard would look really fuckin stupid
Sex appeal
They're like racing stripes, they make you go faster
This reads like a 2010s shitpost
Not seen a lot of them but some people can really pull it off
Protection from wind, you can hear predators better
Sideburns offer no tactical advantage whatsoever
But that was some fancy shaving. You're pretty good.
twirls razor 20 times
Ah but to some people the cosmetics are simply worth the inefficiency. If we were to minmax everything we would simply grow bored
With that said, if anyone wants to take my sideburns they’re welcome to do so. I don’t want them in the slightest
less work for both you and your razor
Look cool
Sideburns kick ass if you can actually grow them out well
Buggerers grips
So you can shape them like stars and make it a talking point, ultimately leading it to be the only thing people notice .
Never thought I'd see something from Sapulpa show up here, much less something that I agree with. Strange world it is.
I love my chin blanket. Keeps my face nice and cozy when it's cold and gives me shade when it's hot. I also build forts with it for my action figures
It frames your face nicely.
This way you're protected from punches in the face and food does not get stuck, as well as your woman does not get abrasions while kissing you
I once read a study that claimed beards were a thing because they very slightly lessen the impact of punches.
I guess that means if an area historically has inhabitants with big sideburns and less chin hair, their ancestors punched each other in the side of the head a lot and didn't do uppercuts
You get to look like schlatt, for better or for worse
No food stuck on beard, more calories gained in total.