I got to hear my first truly absurd name in person just now and I'm so excited to share. At a gas station that I frequent regularly enough to have a rapport* with the owner/attendant. A woman and her two kids are behind me in line. I hear "Don't touch that, Jettison." and immediately the owner and I lock eyes with a knowing stare. The owner starts a small conversation with the woman by saying they hadn't heard that name before and that it was unique. The woman, clear as day, repeats that the name is Jettison. I am beyond speechless.