To make a rocket test (static fire)

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Ok, it’s the worst cameraman

There was an attempt to film

r/killthecameraman

Not very static

Bought the clamps off of Temu

This dude films UFOs

This wasn’t a mistake - they were aiming to destroy the area next to the launch pad.

I can see why the comment section is shitting on the camera man but to be fair to him, I think he's zoomed in so much that he had to keep correcting the phone for the zoom while trying to watch it with his own eyes rather than the phone...

What are the odds of the worst rocket launch being recorded by the worst camera man?

Unskilled cameraman

About :40 is when she said "I love when we just cuddle."

That looked expensive and polluting.

Does anybody understand what the people are saying? And what language is it?

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The rocket

Idiot with the phone missed the best part

Kill the cameraman

Test attempt was successful....it didn't pass the test

Shouldn't they have pressed the "blow into smithereens" button somewhere around it's apex?

This cameraman sucks ass

Cameraman is horrible!!

I'd like to see better footage of this.

Worse cameraman ever.

Eeeeeeeee

Lol, when/where was this?

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/LYI2vz3gVx

Here's a better link :)

Rocket wants to be free

They’re known for fireworks

Back to sender

Cameraman you're ass juice for this footage 😑

Launch wasn't static... as well as the cameraman.

I know what's wrong with it, ain't got no gas in it

There was an attempt to record a falling rocket

Cameraman is blind.

That... Was.. A TEST FLIGHT

Can someone please erase the camera man?

Rapid unscheduled disassembly.

Not on the petunias again!

That's 4th of July in the rich neighborhoods.

Was there anyone inside this thing? Did I see a seat ejection or something after it went horizontal?

*cue Freddie Mercury *

“I want to break free”

*cue Freddie Mercury *

“I want to break free”

Camera man has brain damage

I think Micheal J. Fox is the cameraman.

I thought tests were supposed to have charges to blow it up and combust all the fuel before it lands in case of failure

EEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Where's the earth-shattering Ka...  

Oh, there it is.

That was like trying to do a video chat with my 4 year old ADHD nephew.

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Mission Control when the tech says “Launch is ago cap’n!”

Failed succesfully

This can't be from the government. I mean they shot 1000s of rockets into orbits. This one looks amateurish

God that was infuriating

More like an attempt to use a camera.

Next time they should aim for the cameraman.

Self-burn. Those are rare.

That shock wave at the end, hope nobody was exposed to it

It was a successful test.

Me when I'm too drunk and light the wrong end of my cigarette.

Imagine needing a cigarette and seeing that thing in the sky

North Korea?

What is this north korea

To think we did it in the 60s but cant now. Damn kids and their scooby doo shows

Man, this looks exactly like me playing kerbal. They just needed more fins and boosters. Slap some struts on it and it'll fly fine.

Tell Stevie Wonder he isn't lined up properly

This is more of an attempt to keep the camera steady. Like holy shit it’s not “that hard”

Sir you can't launch there

D'uh!

Link to the original story for those who are speculating wildly in the comments: https://spacenews.com/chinese-rocket-static-fire-test-results-in-unintended-launch-and-huge-explosion/

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/F8m66zQjXI

In case anyone wants a better view of it

Let me guess... Made in China?

Can I have some video with that shake plz

So unsatisfying. Why oh why would you not capture the impact?

Bing chilling

Eeeeeeh!!!

Zoom out!

Someone forgot to flick the ratchet strap and mutter “that an’t going anywhere”

Was Michael J Fox filming that day? Worst camera man ever.

Just when you thought china was going to beat us to the moon.

I was waiting on that explosion like Marvin the Martian 😄

ksp

This looks like god droping a burning cigarette.

Nice work camera person 🙄🙄🙄🙄

But I need to recycle and drink with paper straws tf

So let me say, the whole missile made in china thing? Apparently, gestures to video evidence china cannot even make decent test rockets that go where they are supposed to, namely, out to sea it applies.

That isn't a very static static rocket test

If they mounted the camera on a dog doing zoomies, it'd be more stable.

I love how you cab tell someone is German just by the word "make"

Biggest fucking tease in the world I hope the camera man gets kidney stones the size of his massive balls for posting this bs

Let me guess they had a bunch of those really thin wires that they make everything out of. You know the ones where you buy the product it works one time and then it breaks. Good to see you then making the rockets like that too.

Stuff like this is why you should always put a self-destruct feature in your rockets. Pieces of rocket coming down is much, much better than the entire rocket plus whatever fuel is left.

It's also in case the rocket decides to veer wildly off course and fly towards, say, a city. Or something more personal like you.

Im gonna kill this cameraman