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I judge people by asking them 1 question, apple juice or orange juice?
DiscussionDidn't know they worked as a laxative , good to know that
A clever play on words
Yeah good shit right there
That was a crappy joke.
What do you mean, that joke was the shit
You got it wrong the shit was the joke
Oh crap
Apple juice does actually work as a laxative if you drink too much lol
I think the guy that made the joke probably knew that and was waiting for someone to get the extra layer
Yes, actually apple juice is a pretty effective stool softener/mild laxative
martenellis or bust
Yep, or apple cider too
Agreed. I had it once when I visited the faroe Islands. Man, did it knock my socks off. It's totally different from the garbage here in the States. But fresh squeezed orange juice is like just as good.
Same
What that guy said
Stg real apple juice is some good shit but tbf real orange juice is equally good i cant pick one
Apple juice 🔛🔝
ouuuuuuu so good mannnn. they help you poop. taste amazingggg just like an appl. ouuu u made me crave my boi
Why do y'all hate oj so much?
Because I didn’t really buy the “Glove don’t fit” story.
yeah? well explain how he would be guilty if the gloves found dont fit his hands?
Hands steroids ? I dunno.
see how your narration is sketchy and full of holes? FREE MA BOY OJ
Do you want an actual answer, or are you j/k?
I thought I read somewhere that the gloves had most likely shrunk or smth. Also, he was found liable in a civil court case.
The gloves in question were leather gloves which are made to be skin-tight but since they were CSI evidence OJ was made to wear a nylon glove underneath before trying it on as to not damage or ruin the evidence. Its logical that a leather glove will not fit overtop of a nylon glove and thus, the leather glove was too small for his hand. As far as I know the court never made him try the leather glove on without the nylon one.
Because he went off his arthritis and anti inflammatory meds so that his hands would swell up and the gloves wouldn’t fit.
Oj tastes so good, let alone cold oj
Local grocery store chain has the best fresh squeezed OJ
Tulipan! Little Cuban place on belvedere right off 95. They have a machine that literally cuts and squeezes oranges right in front of your eyes. Best oj ever!
What state and city? I take 95 from MA to FL every year and the kiddos love fresh oj.
West palm Beach, it's the small exit to the right after the airport if you're headed south, really easy to miss. They also have a second location off northlake.
Damn 2 hours south of how far I venture into FL. I've hit a couple of orange stands off 95 in north FL that had amazing oj
I'm going to blow your mind. Try ice with the orange juice next!
Fresh squeezed oj can't be touched, don't let these miscreants lead you astray
Probably because most people have only had store bought orange juice. There is a massive difference between store bought and fresh squeezed OJ.
The store bought stuff has its oxygen removed to make it last for longer than a year in a tank. When they extract juice from the tanks for sale, they have to inject flavour back into it because removing the oxygen also removed a lot of the flavour. So due to the processing methods, store bought orange juice tastes so much worse than fresh squeezed.
Coz aj>>>
I prefer bj tbh
banana juice?! 😃
Based on the hesitation on the yea… you’re definitely wrong. They meant Beet Juice.
No that sounds more disgusting than the other 2
FUCK- I MEant 1
Based off of this comment chain. There’s is no chance you’re getting a bj so don’t worry about it
You meant 2….;)
No, they meant Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
Y- yyea...
Nah it's gotta be banana jizz from that reaction
I never knew you could make banana juice, i always thought that the most banana that could make any form of liquid was 70percent
Legit read this in my mind as “bishop juice” I should stop playing chess
That's definitely blueberry juice. Can't be anything other than that 😀
apple is far more superior
Good taste and vitamin c? Count me in
Cow juice
U mean moo juice?
moose
moouice
Moo milk, as apposed to my personal favorite
MAN MILK
Wait
Oh no, NOO NOT LIKE THAT!
NOOOOOOOOO
Ayy bro did you just comment on your own post three times
Ya, that’s kinda the joke
they mean modified cow sweat
Just say cow tiddy juice it sounds more
Human bodily fluids
which ones tho
All of them
ah yes, tasty cerebrospinal fluid
I love all juices and fluids
Water
I am now one of the hydro homies
The only right answer
As someone with weak teeth (probably genetics), this is pretty much all I drink in an attempt to delay my teeth decaying, mainly because I hate the dentist. I miss my OJ 😭 I still drink it occasionally but I'd much rather keep my teeth longer than have OJ
Aw im sorry :(
Cyanide
Well correct me if am wrong but apple seeds have cyanide in them
Don't ask ChatGPT this! I've worked with it for a while now, but don't use it for things like asking for refrence, just Google it
Not orange or apple juice, but hey, if it works it works!
That's the spirit.
Apple seeds contain cyanide so you like apple juice
mangoes are the goat but in these two orange
This
Orange 🍊 (homemade)
Acceptable but hear me out,lemon juice
Acceptable but hear me out,grapefruit juice
Acceptable but hear me out,black currant juice
Acceptable but hear me out,water melon juice
Acceptable but hear me out,grape juice
Acceptable but hear me out,avocado juice
hold the fuck up
Acceptable but hear me out,hold the hell up
Acceptable but hear me out,pussy juice
Yoo, this post made me forget about such option.
Not sure what's up with that, but fresh grapefruit works on me like something that should be illegal, but cleaaan - gets my brain juice flowing, makes my body feel like after a cool summer swim - i forget i was feeling like my veins were pumping garage juice five minutes ago.
orange juice
Banana juice- batman
Gross
If you say that, it means you already tasted it, was it your juice or another banana's juice ?
No it doesn’t. You can say it’s gross to eat people but that doesn’t mean you’ve tasted someone.
Sorry, I was trying to do a joke, I know I'm bad at them
apple cider is superior
orange juice, apple juice always tastes so fake. however, apple cider is my favorite drink in the world
I agree with this. I love apples but hate apple juice it tastes weird and doesn't remind me of apples. I love OJ.
I've had just the raw apple cider fresh of the farm, it's fucking amazing. I feel like if people would taste it more they would realize how much apple juice sucks compared to the real stuff.
Amen
Pear>>
I didn't even know pear juice was something you can buy
In my country it's one of the most common
Tons of juices will actually have pear and/or apple as the first ingredients even if marketed as another kind of juice
this man right here is as right as he could be
Upvoted so hard I cracked my screen
How do I upvote twice?
Red pomegranate juice >>>>>>>>>
I love apple juice but I can't drink it because I often get headache from the low quality ones. If It's actually home made then apple juice, other than that I must say orange juice.
Neither.
Mango juice ftw
grape
Real shit
Apple juice > OJ but I like OJ too
non processed apple >>
Apple
Apple all the way
Apple, looks like beer and you can act drunk for fun
Orange with pulp
BASED
YESSS ABSOLUTELY
you guys are freaks for this for real. you should be living inside cages for your whole lifetime to keep the public at large safe
Apple juice all the way
Apple juice > oj with no pulp > oj with pulp
I’m more of a bleach guy
Apple
Sugar cane juice >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
The only right answer
apple juice 🍎
Both I like both
with a meal, orange juice. but nothing beats a midnight glass of apple juice
Lemmon juice
Orange
Orange juice , all of these people are just programmed the wrong way
Orange juice
From concentrate or fresh pressed?
Orange juice. I once vomited all my apple juice and now I can’t think about it without feeling ill
Orange juice
Orange juice unless we talking bout the real apple juice. Then still orange juice but it's very close.
oj 🍊 because it tastes good (especially when cold). and apple tastes like piss, also oj has vitamin c which prevents scurvy YOU APPLE JUICE SCURVY LOVERS
Orange all the way
Never liked apple juice, OJ is great.
ice cold, freshly squeezed orange juice
Any kind of orange juice is good, piss coloured apple juice tastes awful, but the real shit tastes like heaven over orange juice
Cold OJ. It's sweet, but also perfectly tart. I prefer EATING apples, tho.
Orange juice is literally the shit it's so good
Orange juice
Orange is the way
Orange is the way
Orange juice all the way
Orange juice
Orange juice is the best!
orange
Idk, that’s sorta like comparing apples and oranges
Orange juice but only homemade
Cranberry lol or grape or cran grape
Pear juice
Neither, because my stomach is a whiny little bitch
W A T E R
Apple. Though orange is good when I need to wake up and get outta bed, nothing does that better than citric acid.
apple juice.
have you ever mixed them? its delicious
Cum
Pear Juice.
apple juice 100%
McDonalds sprite
Apple Juice > Orange Juice
Pulp Orange Juice > Apple Juice
Spiced, Warm, Orgasmic Apple Cider > Pulp Orange Juice
Your opinion is valid
no juice only water
Apple, but not the super processed shit that looks like piss, im talking 100% all natural apple juice, shits so good