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>Do you have a question that mainstream science refuses to answer? Are your theories and experiments so bizarre that sensible people tell you they will never be published?  Do you need help building a doomsday machine, or shopping for a monstrous assistant? Then you've come to the right place! The esteemed panelists at Shitty Ask Science might be the only people who are willing to  help you! 

---

>##RULES OF THE SHITTY SCIENTIFIC METHOD
 [**Dad Jokes** and **Lame Puns** contaminate shitty science.](http://www.reddit.com/r/shittyaskscience/comments/2uy9qq/mit_researchers_announce_stunning_breakthrough/)
We reserve the right to remove all Dad Jokes and throw them in the pile of hazardous waste behind our laboratory. 


>THE FOLLOWING SUBJECTS HAVE BEEN THOROUGHLY RESEARCHED AND ARE NO LONGER CONSIDERED SCIENCE. PLEASE DON'T USE THEM.

>1. Farts, poop, pee, and shit.
2. Basic bitches.
3. Homosexual Sapiens.
4. The conversion rate of fuck-tons and shit-loads.
5. Being what you eat, or a percentage of something.
6. Fat peoples' interaction with gravity
7. Genetic jeans.
8. Space vacuum cleaners.
9. Speed of heavy and/or dark.
10. Sharp things that taste like blood.
11. The fact that heat rises but mountains, the North Pole, and outer space are still cold. 
12. Making planes out of black boxes. 
13. Shaving with Occam's razor.
14. Energy drink equations.
15. The well-established relationship between autism and vaccines.
16. Steel fuel. Jet memes. Steel memes. Steal beams. 
17. God.
18. Pokemon.
19. Questioning dead people.
20. Degrees of murder and other crimes in Celsius or Fahrenheit. 
21. Blurry Japanese genetalia.
22. ISIS in space.
23. The deadly youth in Asia.
24. Solving global warming with air conditioners.
25. Upside-down Australians, almond milk, gender fluids, and anything else we've seen a million times already.
26. Asking why meteors land in craters **will result in a permanent ban!**
27. Asking what kind of thing is this when it's obviously not that kind of thing at all. And any other grossly willful misinterpretation of an image.
28. Brand-name product placement. Scientists are on a budget. We can only afford generic products.

>Praise be to Nagi, pro L4D2 player and top tier memer

>Perth thinks he's so cool because he's a ghost

>Hi Powerless



>##NO SCREENSHOTS, MEMES, OR MACROS!

---

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<div class="md"><blockquote>
<ul>
<li><strong>Everything Shitty</strong></li>
<li><a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/shittyshitredditsays+shittytheoryofreddit+shittyhub+shittyearthporn+shittyfoodporn+shittybattlestations+shittybuildingporn+shittyyoushouldknow+shittylifehacks+shittyadvice+shittyadviceanimals+shittyama+shittytodayilearned+shittytechsupport+askashittydoctor+shittyaskcooking+askashittyparent+shittyaskreddit+shittyaskalawyer+askashittymechanic+shittylifeprotips+shittyconspiracy+shittyflutecovers+shittyquotesporn+shittyshortstories+shittypoetry+shittyfantheories+shittyfilmquotes+shittyseduction+shittyphotoshop+shittyragecomics+shittyfifthworldpics+shittyrobots+shittyaskscience+shittyaskhistory+shittysocialscience+askashittyphilosopher+shittyprogramming+shittyengineering+shittyanimalfacts">Shitty Multi</a></li>
</ul>

<ul>
<li><strong>Meta</strong></li>
<li><a href="/r/ShittyShitRedditSays">Shitty Shit Reddit Says</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/ShittyTheoryOfReddit">Shitty Theory Of Reddit</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/shittyhub">Shitty Hub</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/ShittyNetwork">Shitty Network (private)</a></li>
</ul>

<ul>
<li><strong>ShittySFWporn</strong></li>
<li><a href="/r/ShittyEarthPorn">Shitty EarthPorn</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/shittyfoodporn">Shitty FoodPorn</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/shittybattlestations">Shitty Battle Stations</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/ShittyBuildingPorn">Shitty Building Porn</a></li>
</ul>

<ul>
<li><strong>Help/Advice</strong></li>
<li><a href="/r/ShittyYouShouldKnow">Shitty You Should Know</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/shittylifehacks">Shitty Life Hacks</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/shittyadvice">Shitty Advice</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/ShittyAdviceAnimals">Shitty Advice Animals</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/ShittyAMA">Shitty AMA</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/ShittyTodayILearned">Shitty Today I Learned</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/shittytechsupport">Shitty Tech Support</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/askashittydoctor">Ask A Shitty Doctor</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/ShittyAskCooking">Shitty Ask Cooking</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/AskAShittyParent">Ask A Shitty Parent</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/shittyAskreddit">Shitty Ask Reddit</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/shittyaskalawyer">Shitty Ask A Lawyer</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/AskAShittyMechanic">Ask A Shitty Mechanic</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/ShittyLifeProTips">Shitty Life Pro Tips</a></li>
</ul>

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<li><strong>Life, Culture &amp; The Arts</strong></li>
<li><a href="/r/ShittyITAP">Shitty I Took A Picture</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/shittyflutecovers">Shitty Flute Covers</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/ShittyQuotesPorn">Shitty Quotes Porn</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/shittyshortstories">Shitty Short Stories</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/ShittyPoetry">Shitty Poetry</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/ShittyFanTheories">Shitty Fan Theories</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/shittyfilmquotes">Shitty Film Quotes</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/ShittySeduction">Shitty Seduction</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/ShittyPhotoshop">Shitty Photoshop</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/shittyragecomics">Shitty Rage Comics</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/shittyfifthworldpics">Shitty FifthWorldPics</a></li>
</ul>

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<li><strong>Academics/Science</strong></li>
<li><a href="/r/shittyrobots">Shitty Robots</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/shittyaskscience">Shitty Ask Science</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/shittyconspiracy">Shitty Conspiracy</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/ShittyAskHistory">Shitty Ask History</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/shittysocialscience">Shitty Social Science</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/askashittyphilosopher">Ask A Shitty Philosopher</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/ShittyProgramming">Shitty Programming</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/shittyengineering">Shitty Engineering</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/ShittyAnimalFacts">Shitty Animal Facts</a></li>
</ul>
</blockquote>

<hr/>

<blockquote>
<p>Do you have a question that mainstream science refuses to answer? Are your theories and experiments so bizarre that sensible people tell you they will never be published?  Do you need help building a doomsday machine, or shopping for a monstrous assistant? Then you&#39;ve come to the right place! The esteemed panelists at Shitty Ask Science might be the only people who are willing to  help you! </p>
</blockquote>

<hr/>

<blockquote>
<h2>RULES OF THE SHITTY SCIENTIFIC METHOD</h2>

<p><a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/shittyaskscience/comments/2uy9qq/mit_researchers_announce_stunning_breakthrough/"><strong>Dad Jokes</strong> and <strong>Lame Puns</strong> contaminate shitty science.</a>
We reserve the right to remove all Dad Jokes and throw them in the pile of hazardous waste behind our laboratory. </p>

<p>THE FOLLOWING SUBJECTS HAVE BEEN THOROUGHLY RESEARCHED AND ARE NO LONGER CONSIDERED SCIENCE. PLEASE DON&#39;T USE THEM.</p>

<ol>
<li>Farts, poop, pee, and shit.</li>
<li>Basic bitches.</li>
<li>Homosexual Sapiens.</li>
<li>The conversion rate of fuck-tons and shit-loads.</li>
<li>Being what you eat, or a percentage of something.</li>
<li>Fat peoples&#39; interaction with gravity</li>
<li>Genetic jeans.</li>
<li>Space vacuum cleaners.</li>
<li>Speed of heavy and/or dark.</li>
<li>Sharp things that taste like blood.</li>
<li>The fact that heat rises but mountains, the North Pole, and outer space are still cold. </li>
<li>Making planes out of black boxes. </li>
<li>Shaving with Occam&#39;s razor.</li>
<li>Energy drink equations.</li>
<li>The well-established relationship between autism and vaccines.</li>
<li>Steel fuel. Jet memes. Steel memes. Steal beams. </li>
<li>God.</li>
<li>Pokemon.</li>
<li>Questioning dead people.</li>
<li>Degrees of murder and other crimes in Celsius or Fahrenheit. </li>
<li>Blurry Japanese genetalia.</li>
<li>ISIS in space.</li>
<li>The deadly youth in Asia.</li>
<li>Solving global warming with air conditioners.</li>
<li>Upside-down Australians, almond milk, gender fluids, and anything else we&#39;ve seen a million times already.</li>
<li>Asking why meteors land in craters <strong>will result in a permanent ban!</strong></li>
<li>Asking what kind of thing is this when it&#39;s obviously not that kind of thing at all. And any other grossly willful misinterpretation of an image.</li>
<li>Brand-name product placement. Scientists are on a budget. We can only afford generic products.</li>
</ol>

<p>Praise be to Nagi, pro L4D2 player and top tier memer</p>

<p>Perth thinks he&#39;s so cool because he&#39;s a ghost</p>

<p>Hi Powerless</p>

<h2>NO SCREENSHOTS, MEMES, OR MACROS!</h2>
</blockquote>

<hr/>

<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm-upHSP9KU"></a></p>
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The Awkward Prize in Shitty Science to the first to disprove that Reddit's New Look causes skin cancer goes to ...

t5_2sw51

 We are a motherfucking profanity sub now.

<div class="md"><p>We are a motherfucking profanity sub now.</p>
</div>

The Awkward Prize to the team to disprove that Reddit's New Look causes skin cancer, goes to ...

Your post submission must contain "[CITATION KNEADED]" to stick it to em. It'll be automatically removed if not. Do not message the moderators about this or else 420 day ban.

<div class="md"><p>The Awkward Prize to the team to disprove that Reddit&#39;s New Look causes skin cancer, goes to ...</p>

<p>Your post submission must contain &quot;[CITATION KNEADED]&quot; to stick it to em. It&#39;ll be automatically removed if not. Do not message the moderators about this or else 420 day ban.</p>
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Is Jacking Off A Sport?