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Duke should never have chosen a speaker who made out during Schindler’s List.
Newman!
Jerry sends his wash out
I know the Chunky who left these Chunkys!
Happy Cake Day.
Yes, and a more offensive spectacle, I cannot recall!
It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!
“That’s totally inappropriate. It’s lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!”
Jackie Childs - 👍
That was some list…
….and what did you think about the black and white?
Give me the marble rye, you old bat.
Not that there's anything wrong with that
All I’ll say is that seeing Liam Neeson in any film makes me wanna make out. With Liam Neeson.
Sorry. He's Taken
For a second i thought you wrote Leslie Nielsen and I was 100% with you.
Him too, of course
Liam Neeson is my shit!
Good luck!
What about Jon voight?
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Uncle Leo?
Jerry, hello
Helllooo Jerrryyyy
He named names?
(With aggressively painted on eyebrows) JERRYYY!!!! HELLLOOOO!!!!
Why is this bot in Seinfeld?
Why is it called Duke? There is no Duchess University? Why does the university have to be so sexist in their name?
And a more offensive spectacle I've never seen.
What's the deal with homework? You're not working on your home!
Boo! 👎
Hissss
You boo puppets! You hiss villains in silent movies!
So Jerry, I heard you got bumped by a lizard on career day?
Single file Jerry!
Iiii know…
It's all attitude.
You’re not gonna open with that, are you?
Did he do the bit about the dog again?
Is that how you're gonna say it?
I am not O'Brien!
Ahh the peat….
…that sounds more like Scottish
We were right on the border….
"Astroturf? You know who's responsible for that, don't you?! The Jews! Ah, the Jews hate grass. They always have, they always will."
The reason why I completely love this line is because I'm Jewish and I have always hated grass!
What's the deal with Hamas?
They aren't made of ham, their rockets aren't made of ham
In fact, nobody involved with this whole situation is even supposed to be eating ham in the first place!
They should call themselves Haramas
THATS GOLD JERRY! GOLD!!!
I don't even mind the word 'Hamas'. You know, it's, it's 'Ham', which is tasty, and an 'Ass' after it, which is also good.
Sounds like you're an Assman
According to the state of New York...
And it's around this time she mentioned intifada?
Hummus? They eat enough of the stuff
It must be impossible for a Palestinian person to order hummus. Hamas, hummus. Hamas, hummus.
See? This should be the show. This is the show.
Right...
that's actually gold, davis. great work.
You know why? Because people like to say hummus. “Excuse me, do you have any hummus? We need more hummus. Where’s the hummus? No hummus?”
It’s pronounced “thermometer”.
The should call it Round-ass.
This is reminding me of a bag in australia that got pulled for saying “Merry Ham-mas”
They should call themselves Haramas
I think since they like to harass and terrorize people a better name would be Harass-mas
Live Mas! Harass Mas!
Not-Hamas
I can't believe it's not Hamas!
Harmas
all I can think about is how funny this would be were it an episode of Curb.
I think Larry would be overjoyed if people walked out on him during the announcement, because it would mean he doesn’t need to make an effort and can go back home earlier.
He'd shrug and walk off with em
I showed up, I mingled, I was cordial...give me my check.
And all Larry can think of is that Palestinian chicken place.
And Shari
Which way is Israel?
I dont fly off the handle…
Hey, American Joe, which way to hotdog hamburger stand?
Shut up you old bag!
WHO’S READY TO LAUGH???
SINGLE FILE, JERRY!
Went to go see Blame it on the Rain
He's a joke maker
He's a maker of jokes
He’s a funny fuck
Tell him jerry
..I'm a joke maker
HEY!!! …Cocktail off the speaker.
Don't tap the glass
Duke Antisemites - “Jerry, I didn't think you'd show. Or was it JERRY, I didn't think YOU'D show?
that’s a shame
He turned that motha' out!
I can’t believe they missed out on…
checks notes
… a 20 minute bit about how homework stinks.
What’s the deal with airplane peanuts
You need some new material, call your cousin Jeffrey
He brought the wrong folder. He mistakenly took the risk management folder instead of the Ovaltine one. I don’t blame them for walking out. I bet he’s getting a lot of corporate gigs though.
That risk management stuff you gave me killed Jerry! Killed!!
That’s a shame
He's a rabid anti-denti
dentite
I don’t get bent out of shape when someone asks me where Israel is.
I wonder if Babu was the organizer of this
From a Duke Economics prof: https://twitter.com/mungowitz/status/1789751908879552898?t=HNc8IBQKd9nNoPZNZt8_rw&s=19
Interesting to read media characterizations of @DukeU commencement. In particular, main speech by Seinfeld. Look, folks:
- There were 20k+ people there.
Accounts that say "dozens" of people pointedly walked out are correct. I'd say about 4 dozen. 50 people. Out of 20k
The protesters were rude (as is their right, absolutely) but not disruptive. They interrupted the proceedings, and loudly chanted.
OUTSIDE THE STADIUM
FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES, total
And then the speech was heard, undisrupted, in its entirety.
No one interfered or blocked the protesters, and the protesters did not substantially interfere or disrupt the speeches and ceremony.Finally, if it matters: At the end of his talk, Seinfeld got a lengthy standing ovation. From (20k) - (4 dozen) people.
Complete nothingburger cooked up by media.
They still got their headline off Jerry’s name
Serenity now!
Insanity later.
"That can't be good for business"
That can’t be good for anybody.
Be boppin and scattin
It was actually the Dental School.
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21d
Somebody asks me which way is Israel, I don't fly off the handle
But he's on their side!!! He made out during Schindler's List!!!!!
And a more offensive spectacle I cannot recall.
Apparently it’s was about 30 students out of 6600. Not a particularly impressive protest
Rival, Wake Forest, had Peterman for 2001 commencements.
Thank you Peterman for a job……done
all i said was i liked the pen!
Who couldn't like him?!
How can anyone not like him?
He gives no shits.
They’re a bunch of anti-dentites
I’ll never understand people, They’re the worst
TBC only around 16 people left
and they were booed as they walked out
Yeah the headlines are blowing this whole thing out of proportion. But that’s to be expected with todays news
They need to be put on a blacklist, just like Elaine.
I guess I didn’t realize it was such a sensitive issue!
Israel Palestine? You didn’t realize Israel Palestine was a sensitive issue? What do you think been going on in the Middle East for the past 50 years? Wake up and smell the coffee!
Oh Moses smell the roses
They named names
Jerry has given this comedy thing his best shot. Yeah, he's had some good observations, but it's over. This Bloomingdale thing.... that could be the next wave.
Yeah, that Deaf Jam is a force..
He's on a roll lately
Awesome. More politics!
What's the deal with politics? I don't get it. Am I right, people?
You got to say it like this. Am I right PEOPLE?
Top of the muffin TO YA!
I'm not gonna say it like that.
These students would have walked out no matter who the speaker was.
Clearly Tar Heels be trolling those Dukies
Uncle leo is mad
Better than his “Big Toe Captain” bit
The pilot is in the audience
Was he O’Brien?
You boo me … you boo puppet’s
We're all doomed.
He probably wore those rainbow suspenders?
You ask him which way is Israel, he doesn't fly off the handle
WE ALL SAW HIS ACT LAST YEAR AT THE PLAYHOUSE!
Jerry Seinfeld is a very very bad man!
He took "it", out
Tough crowd
Don't matter to Jerry. He gets paid either way
Tough crowd
That’s a shame
Oooo. Tough crowd.
How can anyone not like him?!
With all these walkouts it's only a matter of time. Only a matter of time before we see change /s
Shudda got Banyan
Wait till he starts about astroturf
What’s the deal with homework? You’re not working on your home..
Jerry, I hear you were at the university earlier!
Your mentor has to tell you every move I make?!
No, the students saw you.
And they didn't say hello?
No, they were protesting-
Now, the media studies students I can understand, they've always been... What's the word.. supercilious. But how 👏could 👏the 👏English majors 👏 not 👏 say 👏 hello?!👏 Ah, to hell with them!
Episode idea: college kids walk out on Jerry’s speech, the leader of the protest is Kramer. An attractive co-Ed gets George involved in the protest and he has to go along and his parents see it on TV. Elaine’s boyfriend gets beaten by the cops and is traumatized so she wants to break up w him.
I think its because he was at a dentist university. He is a well known anti-dentite.
Does this sub even like Seinfeld?
I was actually wondering this myself!
It seems the show yes; the man not as much.
How could anyone not like him?
That’s a fair question, Helen!
Correct
Love the Seinfeld!
“Hate the Sein!” -The Drakette
A lot of people like or love Seinfeld but dislike or hate Jerry Seinfeld.
I guess I assumed this sub would be about the show, not people’s personal feelings about the actors.
It normally is mostly about the show with an occasional post about Jerry having dated a high schooler when he was 38 or having gone to Zionist military day camp during a family trip to Israel a few years ago. Things changed recently when Jerry made another crappy movie and made an ass of himself while he was out promoting it. At the same time, the extent of his support for Israel came to light. Posts like the OP belong on r/JerrySeinfeld not here but that subreddit seems to be dead.
In the last couple of months, Reddit site-wide seems to have put him in the crosshairs—doesn’t feel completely organic tbh—likely a casualty of the ME conflict. I would bet if you examined the accounts posting all the anti-Jerry posts recently, there’d be no evidence they were longtime subscribers to this sub.
I love Jerry Seinfeld! I love Larry David!
I like both the show and the man. I think it's funny that he's pissing so many people off these days.
Now let’s see how he does, up there, without all the assistance.
That’s a shame.
He is American and Jewish don’t understand why ppl gotta bring politics to the table when he is a comedian not part of the government.. don’t get why ppl beg celebrities for input on world issues ,asking them who’s side there on when it’s probably best to advocate for no war instead of taking sides ..
have ppl forgotten that advocating for no war and supporting no sides is an option , why do ppl want to support war in general. Also both sides of higher governments are currupt and don’t care for its ppl .
The only ppl who benifit from war are the ppl who are already rich in government who control it the rest will suffer on either side. If your gunna Advocate advocate for no war and support no side. They can’t have a war if there are no funds or equipment. But some how Biden is funding 2 (like that isn’t gunna create more issues sarcasm) with ppls money when homelessness is on the rise ,and no one has issues with it .. be angry at higher government not random ass celebrities
They’re walking out on everyone. And let’s be honest- Jerry’s material has been slipping over the years and wasn’t all that great to begin with. I might have walked out too (thought not because of any politics). Now LD, on the other hand, that would be worth watching
That Def Jam Comedy is a force.
Indeed. Nazis will definitely pull that shit when a Jew is speaking.
Who cares if the losers walk, better without their bs
Fuck Duke
YEAH, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!!!
They turn everything into a Gaza protest 🙄. People have worked their asses off to get here- let them celebrate FFS
I think Tim Whatley started a war simple for the jokes, and I’ll have you know he is still telling non-war jokes
that’s not gonna be good for business
Did George think Ronnie Kaye have a gun again?
I mean have you tried their chicken?
want to get some pizza?
I couldn’t believe it during season 7 when Jerry captured and enslaved all of Palestine
Wow he really lost a lot of hair like he used to have a thick full head of hair
There's no place for politics on this sub, please keep your beliefs out of these posts.