it’s almost always boomers… but i’ll always get them come up when we’re standing around and say, “y’all look bored!” or “who wants to work?”
“do i get a _________ discount? hahaha!”
“if it don’t scan it’s free!”
i know there are those lines that we hear every day. and they always say it with their whole chest out like it’s the first time anyone has said it and follow i with the biggest belly laugh. the best is when it’s some dude and his wife is clearly embarrassed as hell.
what are some you get regularly?