Phuket. Gdansk. A closet in Dario Argento's house. But for my money, nothing beats the cuisine of the dick sucking belt. Three simple ingredients: salt, sweat, and cum. Round these parts, if your buddy won't suck your dick, that's not your buddy. That's your wife
He killed himself because he was in love with an italian bpd queen who cheated on him constantly (with a minor even) and who told him he was a f*g for being weak. Just minutes before his death she called him. Not saying she was the sole reason but he was very unstable and letting someone like Asia Argento into your life will destabilize it even more.
She absolutely was the immediate reason.
He was already on-edge and probably feeling guilty for having paid off an extortion attempt on her behalf.
It's such a huge loss. He was amazing, and completely de-valued himself over a total douche.
He also tried to pay the kid into silence and people conveniently forget this but he did do a cool interview w Anton from BJM
And then killed himself.
god, looking at her and seeing her epitomize a certain two-letter acronym makes you wonder why certain podcasters even fucking bother. they can't hold a candle
Which 2 letter acronym?
Yeah it’s not registering, what two letter acronym
RS?
who told him he was a f*g for being weak.
And his response was to prove her right? I never knew he killed himself over a woman, that makes it 100x worse.
Romeo was 16. He just killed the guy who killed his best friend, and was banished from town for it. Then his mom died and then he killed another guy. He then thinks the girl he did all this for was also dead. Anthony Bourdain was 61, fat, and had a child. These are entirely different circumstances.
Anthony Bourdain was not fat, my god, he was the opposite. He was too vain to be fat, actually he was pretty annoying about not being fat. Google a fucking picture next time
At the end of his life he was pretty jacked form jujitsu. He had years before where he was definitely skinny fat but he was jacked with abs at his time of death whether anyone thinks he is cringe or not
Damn I didn't know that I take back my comment
Having your own TV show where you travel the world, and killing yourself over a woman. Fucking idiot
Just looked it all up. Abuse charges herself then is key to starting up #MeToo - whole thing stinks.
Yep he went out like a complete phagg
Dawg was “sober” unless filming no addict could maintain that
so weird how this guy experienced so much of the world met so many people saw so much culture, yet got caught up in a toxic relationship and went out the way he did. you’d think so much travel would give a person better perspective.
I think he was always going to out that way. If it wasn’t her it would have been somebody or something else. As someone on the Bourdain sub said once “his personality was gunpowder”.
I just find it troubling when I see a lot of pick/me types doing inspiration quotes from him, like he’s some kind of guru.
possibly. he seemed to have a fascination with darker elements and an addictive personality. i just feel like really experiencing and immersing oneself in the world like he got to do would have provided a protective level of perspective on one’s personal problems and self destructive tendencies.
Can’t outrun the ego and its violence no matter where you go or what you do
true. he should’ve humbled himself and stuck with homegrown fellatio.
For most of us, it would. When you’re as damaged as he was, it’s the opposite.
People travel to find themselves, but what that really means is realising that wherever you go, there you are.
that’s true but there’s still a lot that can be gained from experiencing vastly different ways of life. i’ve met people that say it’s changed them.
Lol who cares what some redditor said
RU one of this those types who posts his quotes, like that one about drinking alone in a bar in the afternoon or whatever the fuck it is, for affectation?
Traveling with a camera crew under constant pressure to make a television show. He certainly wasn't traveling with any sort of freedom or independence to probably actually experience much of anything outside of "Ok Tony tonight you go to this restaurant and we get 7 different shots of you putting this food into your mouth. Now do some witty banter with the guest even though you two have no chemistry and don't know each other. Ok the next shoot is tomorrow morning at 10, then we're scheduled for another spot at 2."
you’d think so much travel would give a person better perspective.
LOL
Yea I don’t get how you can possibly do the well traveled bachelor life which should come with a lot of access to puss (he was attractive, cool life, famous, and rich. Would be shooting fish in a barrel) and end up being heartbroken to point of suicide over some street trash sloot.
That move is typically reserved for the overweight loser one or two girlfriends military wife high school sweetheart types
it’s weird you’d think he was living the damn dream. but one of his last texts was “i hate my fans. I hate my job. I hate being famous. I am lonely and living in constant uncertainty.”
other than the fame and the money and the fans part- celebs really are just like us!
Yea the dude was a phag for sure.
Have a Negroni, have two
you’d think so much travel would give a person better perspective
This meme is so tired -- travel does nothing of the sort. Travel junkies just like vacation, and very few people wander outside of their little bubbles when traveling. Bourdain was working during most of his travel, no vacation for him.
his whole show was about travel and food as a way of leaving one’s bubble experiencing the underclass, salt of the earth people of every culture and out of the way areas. but go off - never leave your suburb. there’s nothing to be gained out there.
People who try to make travel into this enlightening event are just constantly chasing the dragon—using new as a way of ignoring harder feelings, monotony, boredom. Like it’s not part of your personality, it’s something you consume.
It’s also incidentally horrible for the environment to be constantly traveling internationally, but let’s just ignore that, we’re trying to find enlightenment in Bali, it’s worth it.
sounds like you’re highly triggered by instagram influencers which is not what i was talking about but go off.
his whole show was about travel and food as a way of leaving one’s bubble and experiencing the underclass and out of the way areas. but go off - never leave your suburb there’s nothing to be gained out there.
Maybe the way you travel. You’re likely a dolt, though.
You are a gap-toothed junky dropout from New Jersey. A hot Italian movie star thinks you're cool, and wants to fuck you. How's your perspective? Are you detached from it and thinking cool?
had a kid, nyt bestselling book, travelled the world on other ppls money eating the best food in the world for my own tv show, revered in the restaurant subculture, famous enough and bad boy enough to pull whenever wherever … i’m on top of the fuckin world no 3rd rate b movie star psycho bitch is taking me down.
So if you watch Cooks Tour, there is an episode where he goes to some asian temple pilgrimage site, I forget where, and does the laborious sacrament, climb 900 steps or whatever, to grant himself good luck and did it work? Well "Asia Argento didn't show up in my hotel room, so no." Like Cooks Tour era, he's carrying a torch for this bitch.
He's in love with Italy, he wishes he was Italian, he marries an Italian (maniac, doesn't work out), and he's hot for an Italian movie star, etc.
Fast forward to Parts Unknown and he's with this bitch. And how does Italian Marylin Monroe stack up to on-screen Marylin? Have you watched that episode? Did you not fall in love with her too? She's fucking magnetic. He won.
Only we know how it turned out.
if you’re trying to overestimate her appeal beauty and charisma to Bourdainesque levels you succeeded.
and Sophia Loren was the italian marilyn. Asia Argento could never.
and Sophia Loren was the italian marilyn
Hah, that's fair.
A good friend is the kinda guy who'll got out and get himself two blowjobs then come back and give you one.
Argento family undefeated
I know everyone loves that guy, but I find it amusingly ironic that his book opened with a story about cook fucking a bride behind a dumpster on a wedding day while the groom was in the restaurant, told as this epic "cooks are so cool" tale, only for him to kill himself because now he was the one being cuckolded. Not so fun on the other side I guess.
I think you misread that a bit, as it’s not really meant to be a “cooks are cool” story to everyone, but it’s more depicting that cooks can live fucked up lives, and Bourdain had a fucked up mind to find that attractive. A lot of people think Kitchen Confidential is just glorifying the lifestyle, but that’s like saying the Sopranos is just about how cool the mafia is. I definitely finished KC thinking “it makes a lot more sense why he killed himself.”
Fun fact: I instinctively cannot tell him and Jeffrey Epstein apart, so seeing this post *really* threw me for a loop for a second there
2000s cool and no amount of chan contrarianism will cancel that.
Bud still killed himself
was also a part time sex tourist
This hurts my heart, :(
Can't believe that when he went to Houston he refused to have his dick sucked by white people