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Heartbreaking news for annoying twinks (the general public likes Jack Antonoff)
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It did have to compete for chart space with T*ylor Sw*ft and, later, Kendrick Lamar fostering one of the biggest rap beefs in history, so Espresso was kinda fighting for her life there.
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I'm sure one of the biggest moment in rap history would be remembered too
I think it might hit #1 later in the summer, but we'll see
the general public does not know what a jack antonoff is
There was a hot moment in 2012 with fun. being on the radio 24/7, but unfortunately it was good music so they did not realise the true power of Jacking Anton Off’s production 😭
honestly just thought of fun as the band with the blonde twink, didn’t know who j*ck was at all
Typical Autoplay W 😎
This literally got that song automagically autoplayed even though I never listened to any sabrina songs in my life
I feel like all Drake haters can see through the Sabrina rise because it’s the same playbook just flipped for the male gaze
It’s duping the playlist illiterati but bless their hearts, they mean well
Sameeee and I was listening to fucking 80s rock when mine happened, they're pushing her so hard
Someone posted here playing a fart track then after it ended please please please autoplayed. I tried it and it worked with me as well. The explanation was that the algorithm chooses the popular song in the area but that just screams big payola to me
May her Payola never run out, lest her career be over
The song is actually pretty good. Sabrina must have brought the whip in case he DARED to Torture anyone ever again with his production.
What if chains and whips excite him (na na na come on)?
I love Euphoria 😍
I loved the part where Zendaya said "it's Euphoria time" and Euphoria'd all over the bad guys
Best Eurovision winner ever yup
Doesn’t sound like Jack Off wrote it so it doesn’t count
At least there’s one blonde girl that knows how to peg Jack Antonoff into making good music
The Carly erasure on this sub knows no bounds.
um ok but there was literally a post about Miranda Cosgrove on here just last month.
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thank god she dropped him 😭
Notice how this album was bad, and the only good album she made with him she had dark hair
It was so fun last weekend when I was in Sedona and I put on a “Spiritual New Age” playlist and Please Please Please came on right after a very relaxing meditative song.
You can imagine how quickly my chakras aligned when they heard Jack Jackinoff production while I was meditating under the Amitabha Stupa.
Her mind 😍😍
Congrats to Sabriner on her first #1! So happy she got there with no sort of manipulation whatsoever.
Ok I’m taking bets now which song from TTPD is Taylor gonna rerelease to knock Sabrina down
Fortnight the Fortnite remix feat. Leviathan
Would love to see Taytay crank 90s
The greatest part of that album being released was all the people being like “…uh does she know what fortnight means” as if we all collectively forgot what the term for two weeks was. I think that’s beautiful.
I don't know what the context of this is because I zoned out while listening to this album.
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Why not both? She can drop a new version of a song now, then the 192nd version of the album in August!! Best of both!
That's when Anthology on vinyl/cd is being released
Tbh it is probably genuinely distressing for her to be on tour in the UK and see another pop girl take the number 1 and 2 slots on the UK singles chart
Even worse, Sabrina was her opening act for part of it and she released Espresso and PPP soon after leaving
Taylor hasn’t had a hit single since anti hero and the resurgence of cruel summer. This album has had average streams and no hit singles so she’s not even competing for the top 10, let alone the 1.
Pictures you can hear
BAEGHDEGHH
Why does she look like Kamala Harris here
Payola. That song is being inserted in unrelated playlists like an unwanted funky cock.
Espresso was robbed
The motherfucker didn't embarass her
Espresso grew on me but this song is fuckin stupid. Happy for her
It's decaf, it's lukewarm, it's terrible
THANK YOU
Cough cough espresso was better
Pwease pwease pwease uwu
I listened to this song once for a meme and it’s still stuck in my head and now I refuse to listen to this song out of spite
That payola is payolaing
Talent won
This might be his only good song
You really wanna pick a fight with Norman Fucking Rockwell AND Melodrama fans? Good luck surviving.
I'll have sex with them both
This is an abomination. (I laughed)
ME! feat. Brendon Urie of Panic! At the Disco slander detected!!!!! We will not stand for this!!! 😠🤬💢
Bestie, and imma hold your hand while I say this...
That was Joel Little, Lordes other producer actually 🤓
It's true. Jack and him had surgery to remove their talent after making Melodrama
ME! was not him.Actually all the bad songs on lover…YNTCD,the man, I forgot you existed were by others..
How do you know so much about Ms. Capitaylist? 🧐🧐 Reporting you to the mods for covert Swiftieism 💢😔 to the gulag you go 🧹
is gulag like gluck gluck?
It's more akin to a huck tuah
I’m here for the Taylorhate as much as anybody else but I draw the line at saying The Man is a bad song 🤬
As a gay man, I GET TO use that song to put myself in the shoes of WOMAN and imagine what it would be like if I was always looked over and told to be pretty all the time. Since I’m a gay I know the plight of women better than they know themselves and it really gives me personal strength and confidence.
Alright hey I’m gonna leave the office early so I can play a round of golf with my father. Looks like you got this here. Please hold all my calls. Oh and if you wanna stay late, that would be awesome. I know you’ve been working hard on that spreadsheet in need first thing tonight by 10pm. I may also take a four day weekend. Oh btw your hair is slaying, queen and your outfit is giving total empowered 90s business woman. Ok bye.
That’s far from the truth…NFR? Melodrama? Some stuff on folklore,dance fever and some Carly songs? A&W?
I refuse to acknowledge she exists
Espresso, I’m so sorry 😭
Taydolf already mad that Jack gave Sabrina a watered down ska beat and she didn’t get it.
Excuse me, the general public likes Jack off?
The only reason this hack is suddenly successful is because she aligned herself with Tay Tay. Oh and Scientology helped.
they hate to see a bitch from pennsylvania winning
as a bitch from Pennsylvania: can confirm 🤬
girl me too they hate to see us on top
Xenu is behind this???
I love this song though…so talent won!
funny cause this one is boring and espresso is fun
Espresso girlie I'm so sorry... You deserve so much better
I didn't like the song when I first heard it but it's a catchy earworm. I just be chilling or doing chores and outta nowhere I'll suddenly sing, out-loud: "I beg you don't embarass me motherfuckerrr ohhhh"
Hack Jackinoff can’t keep getting away with this 😭😭😭😭😭
To a pop music noob like me she sounds a bit like taylor (the way she sings I feel) in this song
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wait espresso didn’t hit #1 but this did? what in the literal fuck y’all