What if some of the pop girls were in a slasher movie?
MAIN POP GIRL πI legit canβt tell whoβs above Billie
the witness to the murder
Its Katy ;( I mean, I at least I think so
are you sure thatβs not poot lovato
Lmfao i thought it was Frankie Grande and was like βhow is he a pop girl?"π
Whoβs the opening kill?
uj/ Bebe Rexa
rj/ idk, just some random flop
uj/ thank you
rj/ who df is Bebe Rexa
Yeah you right itβs Katy Perry
I thought it was Rita Ora ππ
James Charles
I thought it was Frankie Grande at first
First thought was Carrie Underwood idk
gekko from valorant
Where tf is Billie on the pic πππ I'm dying I legit can't see
i LOVE the budget!! anti-capitalist queen!!
Unfortunately, the budget could only afford 20 pixels. π
Lana actually would be the one to see the killer and be like "what's the worst that can happen to a girl who's already hurt?"
If her pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola, what is her blood? Code Red Mountain Dew?
We gotta get one of the many twinks on this sub to ask her this next time they lowkey stalk her at the gas station. Itβs for science so it okay π
Doctor Pepper
Lanaβs oddly sexy death is exactly what she would want for her character
And the reason behind her murder spree would be that Doja stole her vape
Given her history of dating cops I fear she may team up with the killer π
still more pixels here than normani has songs π₯°
4?
Pic quality 10/10
UJ/ It looks good on my laptop ;(
Rj/ How can I blame this on Taylor
Looks like you spent to much on eras tour tixs so you canβt even afford a normal function laptop π
Sold my laptop for a record player and a pre-order of all four colors of 1989 (Taylor's Version) on vinyl, so I can support her and not those evil streaming services
I think thereβs been a bit of a glitch (Taylorβs committing tech crimes in conjunction with the Russian government version)
I can't read.π₯°
Okay but why isnβt she up there ( maybe she is itβs still a mystery but I donβt think so) sheβs obviously the one and only true main pop girlie?
Why is this gif giving Ariana Grande deflecting accusations of public misconduct by smiling and raising her shoulders in that one clip
Oh, a fellow graduate of Barbz U! None of us can read either.
Omg Lea Michele simulator???? β€οΈ
Being illiterate is a real disability stop being ableist
I'm not an atheist???
Jod saves
who's that
how many weeks in the top 40
girl bebe is not famous enough to be the opening kill
The joke was that shes the least relevant, so she dies in the first 5 minutes of the movie </3 Originally Cardi was the first one to die
That's how the old school low budget slasher movies worked but Scream subverted expectations by having the first kill be Drew Barrymore, now everyone expects the first kill to be a big star they could only afford to hire for one scene
Gaga will be looking for evidence on who the killer is (then dies)
If I do a sequel, Im stealing the idea
STOP I JUST COMMENTED THE SAME THING πLMAOOO
Iβm still waiting for her to RuVeal the findings of her investigation π΅π»ββοΈ
No sheβll be the detective who walks past the killer in a public setting and is completely oblivious to their obviousness
Gaga was gonna be in the film but then she shilled those migraines pills so now sheβs out
Sheβll be the first person to discover the identity of the killer (Madonna) and be killed immediately after
I canβt even see who the βweirdly sexualized oneβ is.
It is
Is that Selena? Someone used that photo in another meme and I thought it was BjΓΆrk
Did you not see Ariana? She's like 5 different POCs in one..
Bitch sheβs the whole UN
Like one of those multi-colored clicky pens
Hey, Nickiβs there too and she doesnβt even die first!
Yeah, I think so, because sheβs in Only Murders in the Building
Kim Petras as the girl killed in the first movie but revealed to have survived in the second movie, only to be killed again.
And it isnβt dragged out, sheβs there for less than a minute before being killed again. Pretty much a cameo.
Yeah like they signed her on a contract for two movies but then changed their mind while making the first one because she was hard to work with
Just watch scream queens honestly
Right??? Ariana Grande was literally in that and wasn't the final victim. She was actually the first.
Also emma roberts as definitely-not-taylor-swift. Also featuring phcj darling leah michelle
Honestly... Selena being the surprise villain fits because she would act like a victim the whole time, and still would after explaining why she killed all of them.
Sheβs also in that murder show
They are the killers in the sequel
im guessing the twist is selena trying to steal all their kidneys
How dare you, she has anxiety!
Lady Gaga is the investigator who goes looking for evidence in the sequel
Welcome to the Lea Michele simulator
pop girlie slasher fanfiction
Funny how Taylor actually died in Amsterdam within the first 10 minutes.
The old Taylor couldnt pick up the phone when the casting director called :(
Lol I'm picturing the killer actually saying that into the phone after she dies
Uj/ is that Frankie Grande?
Gaga is the detective who is investigating the murders but gets taken out before she can reveal her findings to the police
BeyoncΓ© isnβt listed because she left town immediately after the first murder β¨
BeyoncΓ© is the mom who had to go out of town for work and told the kids to be good and not have anyone over
LOL to me that role would go to Adele.
βMummyβs at work in Aruba darling, see you next month XOXOβ
"What's that? You say the old Taylor can't come to the phone right now? Well just tell her something came up and I'll be extending my stay another week
Feel free to use the credit card for groceries, thanks love"
Well isnβt that where Dula Peep would be?
Katy Perry would be a comic relief. Her career is a joke.
Ariana would be seen with a guy who supposedly had a wife with a year old baby but it turns out the hooded guy in the big top hat and cloak was the killer all along. Ariana screams in terror and tried to make her escape. Alas, she was unfortunately too late and ended up as one of the victims </3
girl we cant read shit
I love how accurate this is but Iβm so tired of the Taylor-Swift-is-the-main-character narrative thatβs perpetuated
uj/ I know and I kinda debated if she should be the final girl, but she (especially early in her career) has this "girl next door" persona which kinda reminded me of early final girls. I included that she dies immediately in the sequel just to balance it out a lil bit </3
rj/ Her reputation has never been worse, so, I must like her for her music
She gets replaced by Olivia Rodrigo as the main character for like the next three movies but all the gatekeeping fans tell you Taylor has always been the REAL victim
Nicki should be: mean girl who's actually the best character and supports the killer
Is the killer Drake?
Nope itβs her husband
is this why Selena became single that soon? she murdered her man π
does bebe die in this movie by cellphone to the head?
Why did you do my girl Britney like that π
Taylor would be the random flashback kill that no one of the cast cares about π₯°
I want to see Hayley Williams as the killer and the final girl
THE KATY ONE HAS ME CRING HELP π
lana's gonna let out the most guttural moan during her death scene thats going to make you want to vomit yet give you an erection.
Who tf is the second one
The one below Taylor is Selena Gomez ;(
Nooooooooo omg
uj/ I thought βweirdly sexualizedβ was Victoria justice because of the quality
rj/ Victoria thinks that all of them are equally weirdly sexualized
uj/ Nooo, because I see it to now ;(
Why is it focusing on Frankie grande? He ainβt a pop girl?
Lorde has Sidney Prescott vibes tbh
Only Bebe rexa could be first killed in a horror film lol
Gotta keep an eye out for Selener
chloe x halle or haim as the creepy sisters in the hallway?
Ethel - kills the killer and eats π₯Ή
Whoβs the one that dies immediately?
Why did u do this is a tier list lmao
if i had a grammy for every pixel in this image i'd be katy perry
Taylor: Ask me what I learned from all those years, ask me what I earned from all those tears, ask me why so many fade, but Iβm still here...
(Gets slashed as the "I'm still here" part rises to its crescendo)
Nah, we will be led to believe that Taylor is the final girl because of the promo, but will be killed in the opening scene (a la Drew Barrymore in Scream). This will save us from having to watch her try to act throughout the film. Also, Ariana will secretly be in cahoots with the killer but in the final scene, the killer will turn on her, thus, making her the final victim.
No no no Gaga is the killer, or at least antagonistic
THE BEBE ONE πππ
It's a good thing I'm brain-broken enough to recognize Taylor Swift in 16 pixels
Addison Rae is the killer
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Why isn't Lauren Mayberry here? She and her band literally wrote a slasher themed album
This is literally the death order in every "Celebrities in [Horror Movie]" YTP on YouTube (except Nicki is usually the killer/monster)
Capitalism fuels innovation or something
Brit would kill that role
dua lipa: stars in a satire slasher movie
I still canβt get over the Katy Perry one π