What pokemon would you rather be, if you had a choice?

100% Zorua. Easy to escape, hard to find, and life must be awesome as a tricky illusion fox

Ditto. so I wouldn’t have to choose which Pokémon to be because id technically be all of them

I’m floating around in a pond as a Lotad

Abra. Spam teleport the second I see anyone, and if someone goes through the trouble of catching me I’ll be a sick ass Alakazam

Rotom. I can just leech onto gadgets and appliances + Rotom is somewhat a ghost version of eevee, it can be any type except it can freely change it.

Zorua, because then I can eventually evolve into a Zoroark, and pretty much pose as a human whenever I want. I can pretend to be any other Pokémon as well, but when I get sick of the Pokémon experience, I can live as a person for a bit.

Eevee- I get starter powers and good coverage and can evolve into whatever I want.

Honestly though, lemme chill as a snorlax. I've seen enough in my life

Yamper. Head empty, in my lane, adorable.

Ralts. Because I wanna be just a lil' goober.

Would Greavard be a “wrong choice?”

Long story short about why I picked it, Greavard was revealed about two weeks after I lost my dog of almost 5 years to his failing health problems, and I had to move and leave my job atop of that. Greavard appeared at a hard time in my life, and while yes, I am aware of the little doggo’s notorious trait of unintentionally draining people’s life force, but I wouldn’t mind getting captured if I could help someone else who has lost their own dog.

Mew. I can be any Pokémon with transform and won’t be a breeding tool like ditto.

Rayquaza! defender of earth, laserer of suspicions beams shooting into the sky!

Zapdos. Fly around looking all cool and shit. Hang out in the trees with all my flying buddies, but them also knowing I can Tbolt them anytime if they cross me.

Magikarp

No worries, only splash splash

I’ll be a kantonian vulpix because kantonian Ninetales is my favorite Pokémon, and I can probably run into a fire stone out in the wild at some point.

Zorua. Favorite Pokemon aside, I'd just wanna have the illusion power so I can look like myself and have cool powers at the same time

Larvitar. My parents will kick trainers' asses until I find one I want to go with.

jirachi, good luck to any trainer that want to capture me, if it's not in a very specific week every 1000 years. Also, I can spend my time sleeping

Gallade, he’s the avatar of courtesy and swordsmanship.

Probably either Eevee, because if I were to evolve I have a lot of options. Or, Skitty because cat.

Part of me wants to go with Charmander due to always picking him when I get the chance. But that tail flame...

I think Torchic instead since I won't die if I am stuck in the rain and can evolve into a Blazekin given enough time.

Sandile

I can just hangout at the beach or a desert, "swimming" around in the sand, and frolick with other Sandile. Plus their "glasses" look cute and goofy.

And if I ever get caught I can evolve into an epic Krookodile!

Snorlax because one day I'm going to get up and do something productive
One day but not today

Primarily I would still want arms and legs, as well as having at least 4 fingers on each hand.

If I can pick a Legendary, I would pick Deoxys. It's strong, hard to catch, and is basically immortal. I would keep my distance from Rayquaza though.

If I can't pick a Legendary, then I would pick something simple like Pawmot or Simisage. They're not that far of from a human body plan, and they can hold their own in battle for the most part. Also they're both big enough that they wouldn't have a ton of natural predators.

Ignoring Arceus and Mew (God and every pokemon), i think i'll be Drifloon. HEAR ME OUT. You dont have to kidnapp children, but you just chill, and nobody bothers you, cause they are scared. Or Celebi. Time traveling is like my ideał super power, so I would love to be a Celebi

Bidoof. They look like my guinea pig and I bet act like them too. Who wouldn't want to be a cute potato with the power of a GOD. Also they are so cute.

Probably Mimikyu, I feel like a lonely existence in the pokémon world is the safest. Also, I just like it a lot.

Mudbray or Oshawott

As much as I want to be a Ralts so I can grow up to be a Gallade, Arceus would pull a funny and make me a Munchlax.

Growlithe, they were always my favorite line

Just a random one

Arcanine so i can big floof and give warm hugs. :)

Spheal. The reason is Spheal.

Mudkip

which one would you choose OP?

Ditto, so I can transform into any Pokemon I want.

Ditto! Why? I can be all the pokemon.

Misdreavus. Shiny would be nice. And let them catch me. A nice ghost type trainer could make the best out of me as Mismagius. And why? It's probably my most fav ghost Pókemon. Especially the design.

Snorlax since I'm already living that lifestyle

Eevee because floof :P

ARCEUS

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i get to become a pokemon AND they're gonna trans my gender??? sign me up

Vaporeon. For. No particular reason

Latios, in a real pokemon world it should be pretty hard to catch me because of my psychic powers and jetplane speed. I'd get a cute sister, apparently can transform into a human, can mega evolve, and already have pretty killer stats. Only shame is that I apparently cannot breed, but that's not much of a change from real life so fiwb.

Onix

Abra, I would sleep a lot, teleport when someone comes to annoy me, and seems to be pretty easy to do things like get food and hang out by teleporting.

Dragonite for sure

Mudkip he’s just a silly lil guy

Probably a Ditto. They're so cute and jiggly. Also, so that i could turn into other pokemon

but I also love trubbish, so I can't really decide TwT

Alakazam. I’d be smarter than I already am.

Plus all the cereal would fear me.

Ditto, Eevee, or Gible, or Bounsweet.

Riolu, because I'm still somewhat humanoid and can walk and use my hands in a familiar way, and because I enjoyed it so much in the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon series.

Ditto - self explanatory

Either Gible or Sprigatito

Idk man. Mewtwo I guess. Just fuck shit up

Darkrai cuz he's literally me (I'm delusional and edgelord but "nobody gets me"). Also, Dark Void + Nasty Plot + Dark Pulse.

Sawsbuck weirdly enough, I change with the season, I'm pretty weak so people leave me alone it would be nice

Mew since I can be all of them

Ditto is a solid choice, provided you don't mind being used as a stud for breeding.

I think maybe something psychic. Or a ghost type.

Maybe charcadet? I do love fire.

Then again, I have too much of a furry streak to choose anything that doesn't have fur.

I don't want to lose my thumbs...

Oranguru? I feel like oranguru is one of those Pokemon that would be a leader in the Pokemon revolution. "Apes together strong" and all that.

Diglet. I wanna know what we got going on down there

I’d be an Absol, it’s my favorite Pokémon! Even better if there’s a Absolite

Suicoon so I can go around and clean all the oceans pollution ^ - ^

Mew cuz it’s pink, strong, cute and can transform

Galvantula. Silly spider boi.

Mew, I could be any Pokémon I want, fly, turn invisible, teleport, learn every move, etc. It would be awesome!

Porygon2

Litwick

charizard!!!

Skarmory seems a decent pick

If we're including anime powers, I'd choose Latios/Latias. Great design, typing power, and I can be human whenever I want

Any early route pokemon would suck, but anything too powerful feels like it has too high of a chance to get caught by a 12 year old, so I'm going to pick something slightly more mid ground, Spiritomb. Powerful enough to fend off attackers, but not the most saught after pokemon in the world. Also it's ghost type and that makes everything better imo

I was going to say Gengar (just because guy's my favorite), but then I saw the lv 1 base form part and realized I'm probably never evolving so I quickly noped out.

Snivy. My favourite starter of all time and I can already play as one in Mystery Dungeon

Infernape my cool buddy 👌

Golett. Because then I can evolve into a golurk. Golurk punch hard, fly and can turn into a big frack of cannon.

Celebi 

BASTIODON

I love golurk and Golett, so I would love to be one. Issue being the massive range for evolving so it will be awhile until I evolve, if I ever do.

For a more main reason, I love their design and if I ever end up evolving then I adore the massive giant look. Big friendly giant sparked my adoration for those kinda of characters and creatures

Celebi just being able to warp trough time and dimensions

Absol because mega form is awesome and pretty and I'm probably fluffy which will give me many hugs from my trainer

I wanna be a celibi a cute little onion fairy flying around a beautiful forest and lake and traveling to all the diffrent points in time and see how thing grow and change would be amazing that or a manaphy kus I love swimming and just watching manaphy fly around the water in it's movie make me enveus plus manaphy is adorable

They should make a game like this, so you can explore dungeons or something... And to make it difficult the dungeons should change all the time so maybe something called like Mystery Dungeon?

Rowlet

Might go with... Duralidon.

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Sentret so then I could level up to a Furret and then be a scarf/pillow. Walking after my trainer? Nah; I'm riding in style.

Oh to be a Zigzagoon zooming around Petalburg Woods… 

My boy, Bulbasaur.

Eevee.  I really want to be an umbreon. Really though being any of the friendship based eeveelutions would be great.

Happiny. If I find an oval stone and eviolite on the ground, I evolve into chansey and hold the eviolite. I’m not a fan of having to fight other people, and if I do this diabolical strategy, no one will even bother trying to fight me

If I get caught my plan goes to crap tho. But that’s just one issue, the rest I think is good

Eevee because I want to be fluffy

Spheal so I can spend all day just rolling around in the snow

This is too difficult to answer. Mystery Dungeon ruined my brain. I want to tf into too many Pokémon I like.

Arceus.

Power fantasy

Charmander. Closest to a dragon in its evolves form. And I'm a gen 1 pokemon lover.

Iron Valiant. Or Ralts. Either one would be fine, but I would like the former.

Dragonite, it's my favorite pokemon, I wich i could fly and help people as a Dragonite

Eevee. Skip being born in the wild with the high chance of death. Just hand my egg to a trainer to hatch and then accept the high probability of being turned into a Vaporeon. I can turn into water at that point, so that's cool. 

Dratini bc it’s cute asf… Once I became a dragonair (favorite) I’d probably like to stay that way forever but even if someone pushed me to the point of evolving again, dragonite is badass

Natu. Cant go wrong with being a tiny bird that sees unfathomable horrors upon glancing into someone’s eyes.

Something humanoid, I don't want to lose my arms

Eevee ☺️

I’d wanna be shiny riolu

Dragapult. My favorite Pokémon, terrible until higher levels, no one will catch me right away, hard to find, amazing overall. Babies will fly

Zorua/zoroark/Absol/Luxray

Teddiursa cuz it's my fav (also my pokemon OC is one xD)

fennekin Soon as I evolve I get opposable thumbs and tools

Probably be Chansey - no pokemon would dare attack me and humans respect me enough cause I heal their pokemon

Macho, bipedal, opposable thumbs. Can still do all the things I do now

Komala or Snorlax, my biggest dream is having 8 hours of sleep on a daily basis

Zorua hissui seems like a fun one. Only one weakness and 3 immunities. I must ask, though, what are the battling mechanics of this version of the world? Is it like the anime or games?

Spheal because I'm cute and cuddly

Marshadow. Cant hit me would 100% be untouchable boxer. Power up punch, mach punch phantom force, counter if anything could hit me

Pancham

Snorlax sounds like the dream

Snubbull. Just a cute house dog, not very useful for battling, loved and adored. Will likely stay wild.

Straight Haunter or Gengar. I like haunter better, but I'll take eternal afterlife on the planet any day.

A ditto. I can now be whatever is needed to live freely without being captured. I was going to say mew but too many people are searching

Id be a shiny male salandit bc who would want me anyways

Hawlucha. Made for the top rope baby

I'd be a FEAR shiny, hidden ability (Scrappy) Taillow (eventually a Swellow) with Endeavor, Quick Attack, Double Team, and Aerial Ace.

Reasons: OP, able to fly, and being shiny would mean I wouldn't be discarded by a trainer.

Tottodile, idk why, it just instantly popped into my mind when I read the title of the post

Mew. Not because it's a legendary, but because it's better ditto. It can learn any move, including transform.

Xurkitree. Beast balls are rare and tail glow is good with my special attack.

I want to be a Swablu and sit on people’s head.

my life as a charizard

being over featured many times across multiple medias until fans get sick of me for all the special treatment i got from gamefreak and tpc

Espurr for sure

Porygon or kubfu. Both are badass & adorable!

A Lucario. Most pokemon seem to raise their young for a bit but after a while leave them to fend for themselves, meanwhile Lucarios form whole tribal communities, raising their infants and caring for them as a whole. So not only you are as safe as a pokemon in the wild can reasonably be, even after you grow up you still can be part of a strong group, training and growing stronger at your own pace, rather than a desperate effort to survive. And the company cant hurt as well.

Charizard. So i can say "fuck you im Charizard" and do anything i want.

Abomasnow. Noone finding me

Shroomish

Ditto: Being able to shapeshift into any pokémon guarantees some level of safety as I can insert myself into most packs, and it's just generally useful, especially if I can "save" transformations.

Dreepy: pseudo-legendary bonus also I'm guaranteed to be protected by my parents until I reach level 50 and become a Drakloak. The only downside is being launched, but the dex says Dreepy likes it, and I'll be dead already.

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Mew, and to a lesser extent ditto, are the easy choices. Barring those two, I'd probably be a salandit. I love those teeny tiny little guys, and I wonder how a gay salandit would work in the pokemon world. Sableye is a close second though, I love the creepy gremlin, and having ghost powers wins be useful

Maybe Poipole. It’d be fun to live in the Ultra Space.

Zora I can evolve into zoroark and then subjugate humans in human form by idk making pokeamazon

Charmander, Zorua, Riolu, Treecko, Ralts, and Larvitar are all solid options IMO.

Bulbasaur!

Wynaut!

I would have a unique time training myself up, but so long as I could consistently go and heal, it is hard to 1v1 me

Either that or Tatsugiri as it can get access to mirror coat, counter…and then I have room for like dragon pulse and maybe surf

Besides the obvious choice of certain creatures that can transform into anything, I'd go Pikachu I guess, because it's literally full of energy, with second choice being Shaymin because it's currently my favorite pokemon and since im stuck having one as my PFP anyway (A furry threatened to send me Shaymin r34 if I don't stop use my Shaymin PFP).

Also, being A Shaymin is A good choice for all of you because I will go that far to protect you from being abused.

Probably yamper since its my favorite Pokémon

I'd be koffing. Floating around all happy.

My name is now Arceus.

Ditto

Marshadow. Peaceful life in isolation and no human interaction . Any trainer that comes after me won't have it easy.

I kinda feel like Riolu would be cool, the aura powers always seemed fun

Metagross

Grazing a pasture as a wooloo

Wingull. My fav goober, also they've got no f***s to give.

Froakie bcoz I will be able to do ninja stuff and also Greninja is my favorite.

Mew, since I can learn transform and can't be bred unlike ditto

Mew.

I'd probably would end up being either a Sprigatito, a Litten, or an Espurr, especially since I have a fondness for felines, plus I've seen how strong they can get later on when they evolve.

Rotom. Then I just go on the internet all day, because nobody genuinely uses Rotom in battle.

Vaporeon so I can finally lose my virginity

Honestly, it’s probably be gible. He’s just a silly guy and if I ever get to be a garchomp, that would be sick.

Mewtwo I guess so I can dominate the minds of any trainers who want to catch me. I'll hide in a cave past some water where nobody can get to me. Yeah that sounds good.

I'd be anything in amorphous group or human-like group. Maybe Alola Muk

Mewtwo because I'm edgy.