Yesterday my husband was using an edger in the yard. Our crabby harpy neighbor screamed my name from the other side of the fence until he turned it off. When I inquired as to what she wanted she asked if we were chopping down a tree because the noise was "so loud". She had just gotten out of her car and was walking from the garage to the house, so we were not disturbing her in her yard. She just likes to complain about every little thing.

Minutes later I heard my husband mumble something about making noise as he dragged out the power washer. He then proceeded to wash the entire outside of the house, making sure to do an extra thorough job on the side closest to this neighbor and taking his sweet time.

He is my hero.