Recurring doctor's appointments, but not for the whole time. First half of one and second half of the other. Almost what you were thinking, but they won't miss you this way.
Damn each of those must be pretty high paying since I'm on software and I always seem to bring home about 6k after tax per month per job. I would love to pay you to still the name of these companies with little meetings in a DM without telling me your identity. If we see each other on a zoom call ever and suspect yeah... That's him... Mum's the word.
Recurring doctor's appointments, but not for the whole time. First half of one and second half of the other. Almost what you were thinking, but they won't miss you this way.