www.mlive.com/life/2022/01/kid-rock-says-f-dr-fauci-chants-lets-go-brandon-calls-for-unity-in-new-song.html
"Kid Rock says ‘F@#% Dr. Fauci,’ chants ‘Let’s go Brandon,’ calls for unity in new song"
Wow, if someone asked my younger self who I thought would be the most tolerable person of the three 20 years later, I would have never thought that I would go with Fred Durst.
I like to think it's all still for the nookie, he's just playing the long game now.
"Fuck, Marry, Kill. And no, you can't choose 'kill' for all of them."
I kill myself to get out of the situation
Haha! The suicide bot has no sense of humor.
The suicide BOOTH however? Total vixen.
Ok, I can do that
Fuck Fred Durst. Fuck Ted Nugent. And fuck Kid Rock.
Not sure on fuck and marry but kill is definitely Nugent. The world doesn’t need pedo’s.
Calm down, Satan.
Well, 20 years ago Ted Nugent had already dropped off the face of sanity.
All I know about Fred durst is what Eminem told me about him and Carson daily.
If we're doing Kid Rock memes...
"Kid Rock makes music for people who smoke out of a hole in their neck."
I preferred the one that said "kid rock's music is the official soundtrack to copper theft."
Holy shit lol
“Kid Rock will stop at nothing, and then stay there.”
"kid Rock makes music for people who have given birth in a Walmart toilet."
Last I seen, Fred Durst stopped being a douchebag and is a decent dude now.
Yeah, Durst seems like a decent enough guy. Now it's an all out break between Ted and the Michigan Kid to see who's further from a healthy relationship with reality
Throw the guy from smash mouth in the running, too.
The years really don't stop coming...
Let’s not forget that in 2015 he got a 5 year ban from entering Ukraine for national security concerns after posting a bunch of pro Putin propaganda.
Literally came out with an album called "Limp Bizkit Still Sucks" and changed his appearance to embrace his grey hair. Decent dude living in reality! The album is pretty damn good too
Didn't he say Vladimir Putin was a great man and try to go to Crimea in 2015 after Russia annexed it?
Make America Bawitdabadabangdadangdiggy Again
Well, Kid Rock’s real name is Robert…
And he is a rich boy not some trailer trash.
His parents horse barn is bigger than my house!
Robert Richie, checks out.
He is white trash, but he's not trailer trash.
He just desperately wants to be Trailer Trash
What's worse than being trailer trash? Being someone who aspires to be trailer trash.
In his rebellious days he moved to the full size guest house on the back side of the property.
He's actually a rich kid grifter posing as a low life. It's actually worse. He's just a poser, and always has been. His dad literally "owned a dealership"
“Bro, his dad totally owns a dealership” Probably one of my favorite episodes. Man I miss that show!
“I’m a pos-er baby
With an upperclass upbringing and no connection to reality”
"Just so it's known, so it's set in stone, Kid Rock don't come from where I come from
That's true, he's a yank, he ain't no son of Hank, and if you thought that well goddamn your fuckin' dumb."
Not everybody likes us, but we drive some folks wild.
Love me some III!
That’s what’s crazy to me, a lot of these country singers talk about this blue collar lifestyle and how they’re proud to be “simple” while sitting in multi million dollar mansions.. and people eat it up.
George W. Bush, if his father was never president, would have been the scion of New England aristocrats.
And he picked up a fake drawl and took photo ops "clearing brush" and people ate it the fuck up.
It's fucking cosplay these born-rich fucks do to scam rubes into opposing social and economic change and take their money and it keeps fucking working.
Yeah the blue collar cosplay is ridiculously annoying and sad when people fall for it. It’s just like the whole people magazine “they’re just like us” crap about celebs. Like no, they aren’t.
I mean this is pretty tame coming from the very clearly hinged member of society behind the lyrics:
"Young ladies, young ladies
I like 'em underage, see
Some say it's statutory
But I say it's MANDATORY"
What the actual fuck
Also interesting, the song with those lyrics was written for, and featured in, a kids movie.
What movie?
Osmosis Jones
How did anyone approve this?
It reminds me how "Hey Ya" by Outkast was damn near everywhere back in the day despite its lyrics, the song was even part of a Nickelodeon kid's choice award show.
As the song itself says, "y'all don't wanna hear me, you just wanna dance." If a song sounds good many people won't particularly care about the lyrics. Similar to how you occasionally get politicians using "Born in the USA" as some sort of rah-rah patriotism song despite being about a veteran whose life has been screwed up due to Vietnam.
Right? Same with “This Land is Your Land”. I mean it was written by Woody Guthrie FGS.
That song is such a commie anthem and it's incredible that people think it's speaking to their idealist capitalist views.
Trump disembarking from his private jet (paid for by US taxpayers) to "Fortunate Son" comes to mind here.
You literally couldn't write better irony
That's like Disney using Semi-Charmed Life for their ad for The Tigger Movie. For those unaware, the song is about heavy drug use and wishing you could quit an addiction.
Osmosis Jones
And this was on a soundtrack that featured R Kelly ffs. Osmosis Jones soundtrack really hasn't aged well at all has it.
In the 70’s it was practically mandatory that every band make a hit song about statutory rape. Check out the video for “Into the Night” for some real cringe…
Or Hot Child in the City. I remember the 70s and when this shit was normal. Looking back, it’s so disgusting.
Apparently he did that song for osmosis jones too, wtf?
Totally checks out, but still shocking. Fucking gross.
I don't know what's worse, that he did that for the movie, it the producers were like, "yep this song" and went with it.
The lyrics in question are at 2:20 for anyone who wants to skip the rest of the song.
Oh great, now I see this comment...
I still cant believe they let that slide in a KIDS film. 😂
🤮
This sums up the current state of politics quite nicely.
Looks like we need to break the dishonest man’s legs
This is the last tour before he starts showing up at state fairs, singing fuck fauci right next to the dogfaced boy.
Mike Judge is almost prophetic with his works
Like when he got kid rock to play at some i.t. companies party in Silicon Valley
Yes. That was the opening scene to the entire series. Hilarious how we was basically ignored during the scene.
I'd rather eat liquid shrimp than listen to Kid Rock
And dog faced boy will both be drawing in a bigger crowd and make more sense despite only being able to bark growl and howl.
The Dog Faced Boy does a really good cover of "What Does The Fox Say?". As opposed to Kid Rock who does a really good cover of "What Does Fox News Say?"
Reminds me of the time I saw Koolio in 2013 at the Peanut Festival in Dothan, Al.
Okay the peanut fest is a big deal in Dothan tho
And outside of Dothan?
Unexpected Phish
Nah he's going to tour as the hype man for coke fiend Mike lindell
Last?
Dude's already been doing that.
He played a Casino venue a few years ago near me that unfortunately I got dragged to.
“Can you give a shout out to the corn dog stand before you start Bawwitdaba?”
I’m really not sure what this guy is anymore. He was a guy who really liked his name and then sang about being a cowboy from Detroit. Now he’s obsessed with having sex with Dr. Fauci and a guy named Brandon? This dude is just weird.
Aug 2nd. Mississippi Valley Fair in Davenport IA. Not even a state fair.
"Calls for unity"?
I’m not sure he understands what that word means. Along with much of the English language.
He’s a 51 year old man, calling himself “Kid Rock”. I agree that he doesn’t know much of anything. His knowledge is inch wide and inch deep
Who is also a rich kid from the Michigan suburbs who claims to be a cowboy from Detroit. Yep i'd agree
His parents owned car dealerships. He drove with his other douche friend "uncle cracker" 3 hours to pretend to be a bad ass every weekend. Straight up loser.
Uncle cracker lmao. There’s a name I haven’t heard in over a decade.
I apologize. Can't for the life of me remember his music, but I am pretty sure he had something around the 2000s that was a song.
Follow me, everything is alright. I'll tuck you in and keep you safe at night. And if you, want to leave I can guarantee you won't find nobody else like me
Nostalgia just smashed into my face. I remember all the lyrics to this song.
I'm like 90% sure that song is from heroins point of view
His parents are typical retires from the Midwest. Their members of the country I worked at in high school. He would golf on THEIR membership, not his. Think about that for a second lmao.
Do you see the average country club rushing to take Kid Rock as a member? It would be like Happy Gilmore in real life, if Happy couldn’t hit a drive worth shit either.
Happy Gilmore is about to whoop your ass for making this comparison, and I'm bout to help him. Hell, Bob Barker is coming to haunt you.
pretty sure his dad owned some car dealerships, wasn't a dentist, but yes, they had a lot of money.
One further: detroit is not where cowboys come from.
What the fuck is going on here?
To be fair, in the song Cowboy he says he's heading out west because he wants to be a cowboy, not that he is a cowboy.
And actually started out as a rapper, was even on ICPs first joker card album.
I remember his first album made the rounds at my high school. People kept giving it to others because it was "bad luck."
If only they'd known.
Pretty sure Zevon would have blocked that sample if he were alive.
No way a guy that hung out with Hunter Thompson would support a guy who fanboys Nixon's second coming.
Zevon wouldn't have just blocked it, he'd have written a song brilliantly and wryly mocking him, also.
He gave it the ol' college try.
He did manage to upset a lot of radio listeners who were expecting a great song and instead got Kid Rock, though, which is also bad.
I embarrassed myself just the other day when werewolves of London started and I told all my coworkers that the greatest song ever just started. Then it turned into kid rock. I might find a new job.
This man bought a house in my hometown and painted a massive American flag on his garage door. Man’s a loon
Edit: the house is in Florida lol
Im sure he means unite the right type unity
or the "either with us or against us" type of unity
definitely means the kind of unity that is 'think like us' 'hate who we hate' because apparently any other opinions are 'divisive'
Their kind of unity, where you just shut up and do whatever they want.
While they insult you
"Democrats are the devil! Woo! Unity, baby! I'm a cowboy."
A cowboy from an upper class urban family.
The current Right Wing 'Call for unity' is really just saying 'Just let us do whatever we want whenever we want, and if you don't you'll be dividng the nation'
"Disagreeing with me is being divisive, we should come together, by which I mean we should just do everything I want and fuck what you want"
Conservative “unity” means “let us do and say the terrible things we want to and we can all get along, ok?”
As a white straight male I want fuck all to do with these assholes.
"Unite by bowing down to us, as it's the only right way" - the subtext every time the right talks about "unity."
That’s the Republicrite way.
Just like GOP won't vote to restore civil rights voting rights and then turn around and say they aren't racist. LMFAO, senators in the 1960's were for sure racist and EVEN THEY VOTED TO PASS VOTING RIGHTS!
"It's time for everyone to show unity by only supporting what the Republicans want! The Democrats are being divisive by not blindly following what Republicans have declared to be the correct path."
They mean for everyone to unite with them. You must be confusing the republican definition with Websters.
See also "Alternative Facts"
“Unite for Your Reich to Party”
If you see a very drunk very pregnant woman, you're at a kid rock concert
Very drunk, very pregnant woman smoking a cigarette.
Don’t tell her to get the vaccine though because she likes to know what goes in her body!
What has a hundred feet and ten teeth?
The front row at a Kid Rock concert.
Go easy on Kid Rock, that's someone's step dad.
LOL. Didn't he come out with some screw the libs song around Thanksgiving? My parents were laughing about it, asked if I heard it. I just laughed, asked if Kid Rock was still a thing. I dared them to listen to the whole song, they tried but no matter how much they hate the left they couldn't stand his "music".
He had a song called "Dont Tell Me How to Live" Watch the video. Its an unintentional Kid Rock parody.
Weird Al even had to come out and clarify that wasn't him but it really was Kid Rock.
Sounds more like a South Park song with the way the chorus is sung. The fake tough guy voice killed me.
Hahaha I'm listening to it right now and it could be on the Team America World Police OST. They both even have a 'lick my butt and suck on my balls' part.
Rly? That's hysterical.
This is amazing. Al is a national treasure.
Edit: Even better now I'm imagining Weird Al starting a song with "Detroit til I die, mother fucker"
I'm suddenly reminded of the 30 Rock episode where Jenna and Tracy try to make a song Weird Al can't parody, but get the tables flipped on them when he turns their goofy song into a patriotic rock ballad
I lasted about 15 seconds. Holy shit that's awful. Ft Monster Truck
I watched that video the same way someone watches a trainwreck. Holy shit it was terrible.
Sometimes I wish they came out with a sequel to Spinal Tap ripping all these old rockers apart.
*Middle-aged sadsack pretending to be relevant to the youth Rock"
Yeop, he is a 'has-been' trying to stay relevant. I stopped listening to any of his work after his visit to the WH when Trump was in office. He can join the likes of Meatloaf for all I care.
At least Meat was a good singer. Kid Rock has all the idiocy, none of the talent.
Bat out of hell still is an awesome album. Kid rock was only cool when i was 14 and he was still relevant.
You were still listening to his music at that point? Wasn’t his last hit in 2007?
Kid Rock = less old Ted Nugent.
Deplorable was the right word.
Right? It's like "Oh you think we're shitty now? Just wait until we actually get upset."
“How dare she call us shitty because we have shitty opinions and beliefs, do shitty things, and act shitty to other people! Who does she think she is!?!?”
She only called half of Trump supporters "deplorables". If the other half decided to identify with it, that was on them.
As a Michigander I hate both of them.
Side note: I also hate the word Michigander.
Fuck this chode.
He's a rich bitch trust fund baby who grew up in an expensive suburb area of Detroit. He's about as "working class" as Jeff Bezos has morality.
He's absolutely fucking hated here in Michigan outside of the various militia bastions. Same with that fuckboi Ted Nugent.
Don’t forget all his heroes at the methadone clinic. Seriously, I’ve always hated this fucking clown. Imagine having a silver spoon up your ass, but wanting to cosplay as white trash.
As a Michigander, we humbly apologize to the world for this export.
Didn't his dad own/still own a series of car lots over there?
Not sure if he still does, but yes he owned some of the bigger car dealerships in Michigan.
He tried fake southern rock. Didn't fly here either.
People care what Kid Rock says?
He can say fuck Fauci but he has to say let’s go Brandon?
Coward.
Correct, because it’s memetic regurgitation. He has to use the exact phrasing.
He loves Brandon, he believes in Brandon, he's cheering for Brandon.
No, No he's clearly trying to differentiate his desire to have sex with Fauci with his romatic love of Brandon /s
“Song”
A trust fund baby trying to appeal to working class rural folk. Where have I seen this before?
Didn’t think I could dislike him more, but I gotta hand it to him, now I actually do.
It's kind of like how you always think the anti-vaxxers have reached peak stupidity but then they go and surprise you.
"Surely, they've gotten as stupid as they're ever going to.... Nope, now they're drinking their own urine to prevent COVID."
Saw on the TV this morning he's planning a concert in our town.
Husband: I don't think I'm ready to go to a concert yet. I don't want to be surrounded by that many people.
Me: I don't think I'm ready to be surrounded by that many Kid Rock fans.
Husband: You'll never be ready for that.
You mean you don't want to be surrounded by people that are dressed like they've spent all day at a water park?
Does anyone even care? I thought he bawitted his last daba like two decades ago?
Unity among ‘some’ people.
Seen on a recent meme: “Kid Rock is the Fred Durst of Ted Nugents”