1/2
When I got too close the snake let go
This is going to be my new favorite thing to say when I don't understand something
Coitus Lizaruptus
Bang, bang, bangitty, bang! Bang, bang, bangitty, bang!
Really? Am I wrong to think the other is a snake?
Yes
That 'snake' has some very prominent legs.
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It has 6, for most reptiles they get a pair instead of one like mammals
The mysterious legged-snake.
That is not one of my kin.
Yeah those are two Lacertas breeding or maybe whiptails lol. So, you scared the snake off when you came up and got a little bit close?
Snakes don’t have legs.
They are suggesting that any snake OP might have seen must have left the scene by the time OP took the picture.
Don't kink shame the lizards
Skink shame.
That was good I'll give you that 😂
This is gold! You deserve all of the upvotes!
It’s an Italian wall lizard or ruin lizard from the family Lacertidae. Podarcis siculus, specifically. A non-native lizard popping up in many, many places all over the U.S. They don't have sticky toes, like geckos & can't climb smooth walls like them. They make really nervous pets.
Yeah I would have said Italian wall lizard cos of the blue on the face, otherwise I might have gone sand lizard, assuming this is Europe
Cool man thanks 👍 our anoles also have the ability to climb glass and similar surfaces and thanks for letting me know the species of them. I thought they looked like some kind of European lacerta lizard species but I really didn't know what kind lol. That's why I made a big vague general guess with the lacerta or whiptails lol
Thanks I was wondering if it was war or romance
Lmao, I thought the green one was a small snake
Oh okay cool yeah that's the male
The one who's legs you can see?
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Cuz snakes don't have legs, and both of these lizards have prominent, obvious legs.
Aw, its two lizards turning into (up to) 22 lizards!
Idk why, but the stats made me giggle.
1+1 = 22
Believe it or not, if it has legs it’s not a snake!
Also if it has ears, not a snake.
Snakes have ears.
I guess you mean they don't have the fleshy external part that we have.
snakes don't have external earholes would be a better way of putting it. They have an internal ear however.
Those are lizards, snakes have no legs.
I don't know to up or down vote with just because of the sheer ignorance of OP. Lol
"I'm not even mad, I'm just disappointed"
My dude just cockblocked a lizard.
Those are lizards banging it out.
That green one is definitely a lizard
Dude interrupted their sexy time and then called one a snake
Lizard fuck
A snake with legs? you sure buddy?
Ummm… who’s gonna tell him
I once saw a regular lizard swallowing whole a young lizard.
Italian wall lizards 🦎
I once turned a stone over a lizard was half way into a snake and came back out and ran away I saved that lizards life
Doesn't even look like a snake 😂
LMAO, you cock-blocked (cloaca-blocked?) a couple lizards!
I need karma
Well son it’s time you learn about when two lizards love each other….
“Bite me again, bite me again!”
Haha they having a phat time, nice!
Yes they are invasive, but hear me out. More lizards = less bugs = awesome win.
Also, they are pretty and covered in spots and unlikely to land on your face in the middle of the night because no gecko toe pads. Really, what's not to like?
win/win!
Is this lizard or snake ?
Well that’s 2 lizards f?$king. Lol