I wish i was gay
Fungood enough 😼thats not even a curse
You feel every part of your body change painfully.
Worth it.
How so
You know people pay good money and undergo tons of surgeries to have their bodies painfully changed over the course of years, right? I would consider this to be an absolute win if I was the wisher in this case, and I got free sex change out of it.
You have no idea how much physical pain I would go thru to to flip my sex and never again hear ywnbaw
I hate ywnbaw/ywnbam people, even as a Cishet
ur chronically online cause wtf is a ywnbaw?? 😭
Some1 who says "you will never be a woman" (homophobia)
edit: It's actually transphobia I was wrong
Tbf, transphobia and homophobia are pretty heavily intertwined.
"You will never be a woman" to be fair I only learned about it like an hour ago, I think it's a Twitter thing
Twitter is definitely where you see it most, but you'll find it in transphobic circles on most any platform.
"You will never be a woman" to be fair I only learned about it like an hour ago, I think it's a Twitter thing
It's not so much about being chronically online as it is being more familiar with the trans community and the shit they get. Ywnbaw is shorthand for "you will never be a woman". It's a transphobic phrase used against trans women by phobes who aren't creative enough to even come up with a targeted ajd creative attack.
That still seems like some chronically online stuff tbh, just restricted to online trans communities
Dysphoria
Out of curiosity, what would happen if I, a bi person, had this happen to me?
Futa/Herm energy
SWEET
I see no downside.
The h word is a slur to the intersex community.
Not so much a slur, but more of a literal scientific inaccuracy as hermaphrodite usually means that the individual is capable of switching fully between both male and female. So something like a snail or a clownfish is hermaphrodite. Intersex means that you are somewhere in between, but not fully either.
Generally, it's impossible for a mammal to be hermaphrodite due to how our reproduction works.
No, we as the intersex community say its a slur. So don't use it.
It's used against us and DSD is widely not accepted either. Just because we're rare doesn't mean our opinion doesn't matter.
What I'm saying is that it's literally scientifically inaccurate which is why it's not accepted in the first place
There is nothing wrong with the word inherently, it just occasionally used wrongly. If you disagree with that statement, then I guess you don't accept the sexuality of snails or clownfish as they are truly hermaphroditic
Yes there is. It's been used against us for decades. If you're not intersex, then uour opinion really doesn't fuckin matter anyway.
It's literally a scientific term used by biologists to describe some organisms. You can't describe a snail as intersex as that is completely inaccurate. Not only that, you can't just say that a word you don't like has the same definition of another word as now that new word will become just as offensive (ie gay vs queer. There are lots of homosexual people who use the word queer and others who find it offensive)
Taking offense to the word hermaphrodite when used in the context of organisms that are truly hermaphroditic isn't wrong.
I agree when you say it shouldn't be used on humans as humans cannot be hermaphrodites. But the term hermaphrodite isn't offensive when used on organisms that are literally hermaphrodites
When someone in a community tells you something is a slur you should listen. Plenty of words are totally valid in one context, but a slur when used to describe a person. It isn't a problematic word when correctly used in biology. It is problematic when describing an intersex person. And it's condescending as hell to tell a minority they shouldn't be offended at a word.
I know this is off-topic but doesn't every acceptable term eventually become a slur? Bigots start saying the correct term with the same mean energy they used the slur and the PC word becomes an insult. So they change the acceptable term to something else. The cycle repeats every twenty years or so.
Unlimited orgasms AND I stay attracted to women? That's a double win!
can this happen to me?
This is like making a dude a lesbian to have hot lesbian sex lol. Should’ve made it so that they are changed to the opposite gender but extremely unattractive so they can never realize a same sex relationship.
Granted. You wake up. It's hot. You hear people screaming something outside, in Arabic. Door opens, a man comes in, says "It's time" and starts leading you down the corridor. As he opens the door, the daylight blinds you for a second. Your eyes adjust, and you see a huge crowd of people around you, yelling and leering at you. They all have stones in their hands.
bro got teleported to saudi arabia
Sure that’s not Texas? I wouldn’t know ‘Arabic’ or another language, anyhow.
Oh Jesus.
Granted, you live in Russia
Luckily for op, there’s only a few areas where it’s punishable by jail time
Russian police have been raiding gay bars across the entire nation since December.
In 1940
Is it cause the other areas are where it's punishable by death?
Exactly
congrats, nothing changed.
wanna get married
If you're a girl yeah, I'm lesbian
Can I come to the wedding?
Can I hide under the table the cake in on? (I won't eat it. I'll just be under the table weirding people out)
yes
can i stand right by the table with all the wedding gifts while holding a very large bag?
That you, Orin?
yes
im a girl 😀
WOOO
miss u/ashleygamics, do you take u/puzzleheaded714 to be your reddit wife?
sure, why not!
and do you, u/puzzleheaded714, take u/ashleygamics as your reddit wife?
i do
by the power vested in me, i now declare you, wife and wife, you may now kiss the bride
wooooooooo!!!! >~<
this is so wholesome
Granted. You live in the bible belt.
In 1950*
Or in 2026
:(
Granted, you're now happy
:)
Granted. Your previous crush is now interested in you and you have to turn them down.
oh well
Granted, due to how vague you said your wish you are now gay, tho sadly you are not attracted to the same gender and you are now happy! Enjoy?
thanks??
I guess you're welcome? Least you are now happy!
Granted only the opposite gender likes you romantically
Granted. Reality is rewritten so that you were always gay. The gay version of you then goes onto r/monkeyspaw and when writing this question, instead wishes they were straight since they're already gay, undoing the wish.
This is dumb
Granted. The local chemical concern flagrantly dumps a metric shitton of atrazine into the local reservoir.
They're putting chemicals in the water that are turning the freaking frogs gay!
Granted
There’s already enough drawbacks to being gay in this world as it is now
Granted, you’re the Pope
Granted, you were. Now you’re not.
im bi its fun
Granted, you're now openly homosexual and relocated to Tehran.
Granted. You become Fred Flintstone and have a gay old time every day, spending the rest of your life very gay (and as a cartoon character).
Granted, you now live in Iran
Granted, but you must now begin every sentence with “I’m not gay, but…”
Granted. Two men approach you in a dark alley.....
After they're done they also teach you about the subjunctive mood D:
Granted. Your gender isn’t attracted to you either.
Granted. You become happy for a fleeting moment, feeling on top of the world, like nothing could go wrong. Then, that moment passes and you once again face reality.
Granted but every time you find a person attracted your gender switches and you know how longer are attracted to the gender of that person.
Granted. You are permanently in a state of exuberant joy, even in situations that call for seriousness. You lose friends and family members because you are unable to contain yourself.
Granted. You were gay, but now you’re a pedo. If you can’t contain your urges, the FBI will come a-knocking…
Knocking down your door!
Hi, gay.
I'm abandonedbysonyagain.
Granted, you are now unable to control whats in your pants and uncontrollably smash every dude you see, no matter what.
Granted. Now stop talking and finish your job...don't stop, the dynamite has almost gone boom.
Congratulations. Everybody hates you now for no apparent reason and there’s nothing you can do about it.
Granted, you live in Nigeria
Granted
Only you are gay now
Granted, you are happy
Granted, you are as attractive to the new gender as you were prior.
Granted but even with the same gender your sex life remains the same
Granted, you now always have an extremely happy face, even in inappropriate situations like a funeral
Granted. You travel back in time to New York in 1981 and you've already had a lot of partners...
Granted and you are transported into a world where being gay no longer has any social stigma or bigotry pointed towards it. However they pronounce Parmesan as Parmeesian.
Granted, your name is now gay, and you are happy.
This is so you can get chick's isn't it?
Granted. You are gay.
For Moleman.
Granted, you gain 50 pounds and buzz cut your hair. Your new wardrobe now consists of socks with sandals, cargo shorts and a baggy t shirt.
Granted. You now live in the middle east.
Granted the hypnotist finishes makes you believe your gay.
Granted: since you chose your sexuality all sexuality is choice ,therefor everyone is default pansexual with major sexualities divided by race. The world is plunged into a racially based sexuality war
Granted, you're just super attracted to yourself and only yourself
Granted, you’re extremely happy and cannot stop beaming. Your presence brightens everyone’s day.
Granted. Abrahamic Secret Police is immediately formed and sets to kill every homosexual in the world.
Granted but you got hit by a car afterwards and became paralyzed
Granted, you are still straight but you are happy
Granted: you are happy; like the Joker.
Granted, you WERE gay for all of 3 seconds about 5 minutes ago. You’re now back to whatever your sexual preference is now.
Granted: you become extremely happy, like all the time!
granted but no one of the same gender is attracted to you
Granted, English or Spanish?
Granted, you are attracted to the same gender but are only ever truly attracted to yourself above all else, like Narcissus.
Granted, you are living in Russia.
granted, you’re parents don’t accept you, nor your friends and some of your coworkers/classmates. this takes a massive toll on your mental health.
good luck
Wish granted.
You try to find someone to hook up with but either they’re not interested in you or you’re not interested in them. Forever.
but you live in a world of homophobia
oh wait
Granted. Everyone else in the world is now straight.
oh..!
Granted, you are now a generally happy individual.
Granted. Nothings changed
Granted, you are now a power bottom
Granted
Granted: you are now happy but it’s a fleeting happiness that is followed by months of depression.
Granted, but no matter how hard you try no one actually believes you’re gay
So do I 🥺
Granted, you only get aroused by opposite sex but only love your sex
Granted, but nobody of your preferred gender wants to date you and go out of their way to let you know. Only those of the other gender show interest, but you're not into them.
You are now in a world only populated by the other gender.
Granted.
You walk down the street happy with your new status. And run into Jeffrey Dahmer, who wants to have you over for dinner...
Bon appétit!
Granted but you change genders and your partner only ever wants to be pegged with a dildo so you feel nothing then find out years later find out she was straight all along and you get a divorce from your partner.
The monkey's paw is confused. It cannot grant a request that is already true
The monkey's paw is confused. It cannot grant a request that is already true
Granted. You are happy for a fleeting moment.
Granted. Instead of your preference changing, your sex and gender Identity change
Granted, you are gay
Granted. Your name is now Gay.
Granted, you are now happy.
The monkey’s paw is an old object, gay meant happy back when it was made and imbued with magic.
Paw doesn’t move, nothing happens
granted, you're also a zoophile and get literally crucified for it.
Granted. You become one of the excessively flamboyant gay people that even other gays don’t like.
Granted. This only works if your a man so. But you can get pregnant now.
Then you are.
granted, You are being hunted by an angry medieval footsoldier. He is always walking to your location but never runs
Granted. Nobody finds you attractive or wants to date you. You are forever single.
Poof…you own a Tesla
You must be a woman, we all have this wish at some point
youre correct
Granted. You wish you were… but still not.
That’s… not how this works.
Granted. You stay attracted to the same gender you currently are attracted to, but your sex and gender identity immediately changes to match it.