I wish all politicians could no longer lie
FunGood thing I can’t be drafted😮💨
Yeah, but you'll be working to death in a ammo factory or something.
Nope, I’m to disabled to do physical labor
When the war is finally over, hearing the stories of veterans traumatizes you so much you go insane.
Fair enough
If the war becomes dire enough to draft like that, they'll find something to have you do.
Dang that sucks😭
Have you in a wheelchair and you work as internal delivery and since you just sit down and wheel back and forth you never get a break working 15 hour days
They nix your disability and rations to fund the war effort and able bodied men.
Oh, yeah I can’t go very long without food. I’m basically all skin and bones cause I can’t gain weight
They’ll find something
New neural implants baby.
You will be jacked in and becoming land, air and sea based drones incarnate.
You will be wired to feel their sense of danger, damage and pain because that improves their performance.
If you do not comply with orders, you will be shocked. When they are destroyed, you will be shocked and traumatised. Every day, again and again.
Unless you're missing two hands and two feet, I doubt it lol.
Under current law. Politicians can also change the law.
Ok but I don’t think a person in a wheelchair would be very useful in a war
Welcome to being a tank loader
I can hardly lift 1 pound cause of my condition
Supply clerk it is
Granted. People stop voting because they hate all the candidates.
You mean, kinda like this election?
a lot of people already hate all of the candidates
That never stopped anyone before.
I did that... Well before I was old enough to vote.
Granted, every politician is now mute.
I see no problem with this
Granted, all democracies become dictatorships and monarchies with no voting or term limits.
We can cancel them with a guillotine it’s all good
Granted: They are all trampled by people trying to search for the universal truths and there are no more politicians, so the world descends into anarchy and everyone kills each other
Granted
People no longer run for president
Granted. Turns out, they’ve been telling the truth the whole time. Upon hearing how distrustful you were, they all leave office and the world spirals into an anarchic Hell.
Granted,chaos ensues
Granted, but unfortunately they're now telling all YOUR embarrassing secrets and you can't shut them up.
Granted. Politicians, for some reason, can no longer lie down. They learn to sleep standing up. They bemoan their fate and demand more compensation from the taxpayer due to this strange curse.
Granted, people continue to vote for the same politicians, because it was never about the policies, but about sticking to their team
Granted, politicians now sleep standing up.
Granted.
All politicians elect to simply not speak rather than tell the truth.
Granted they all die
Womp Womp
Here's a beer celebrate all the problems of the world just dropped dead yay!!!!
Granted. We have another civil war against the US government
Turns out 99% of them are pedos and the leadership for 99% of the world is thrust out of position by revolts.
Granted. The government now works like a fake. They can't lie, but they are masters at misleading truths. So, the trustworthiness of their words does not actually improve.
Granted.
In exchange for politicians unable to outright lie, The Paw compels you to always tell the 100% truth.
Apart from a few isolated instances featuring the most blatantly corrupt politicians, nothing really seems to happen.
Politicians long ago mastered the art of misrepresenting the truth and using "alternative" facts without technically lying, and you wished that they could no longer lie, not for them to tell the truth.
Granted! Everything all current politicians say now becomes truth no matter what it is that they say it becomes reality and everyone remembers these changes and blames you
/) Granted. Politicians are now forced to stand up at all times. They take their frustration about this out on the voters, making things even worse.
Granted. This amuses the monkey paw as this will cause endless chaos for humanity. In 4 years, the monkey paw is elected POTUS and thus it's reign of terror begins.
Granted. All politicians cannot lie, because they are dead. The world is throw into chaos
Granted. We are visited bh aliens
Granted, you still vote for them anyways
Granted. The internet is now unusable because of all the gay sex confessions.
(i’m so sorry. someone had to do it.)
Granted. The only way to keep their secrets is now silence. The politicians who stay loud are the ones telling the truth, and we know to elect them unless they're still a bad politician.
Granted but their behavior stays the same.
Granted, you're now a Republican, welcome to the GOP!
Let’s fucking go RAAAAAA 🇺🇸🦅💪🎆🎇🎆
YEAH!!! AMERICA F*CK YEAH!!
Granted.
All politicians tell the absolute, literal, truth at all times.
Every country in the world descends into complete pandemonium as the things that are better kept secret come to light.
Granted.
They reveal they have been conducting Secret operations in enemy countries like China, Russia, Iraq, etc.
The politicians there are angered at this being revealed and start WW3.