When I was in the Signal Battalions they taught us how to fall down on surfaces like this without seriously injuring yourself, they'll teach you to do this in the Army if you're at serious risk of being in some kinda explosion that'll send you flying, and the problem of the day was IEDs so we all got trained for that.
It's still not pleasant but I can fall over without hurting myself as one of the funny jokes in my repertoire.
If you train in a good amount of martial arts, the first thing you learn is how to fall. Wrestling, judo, etc, you learn how to throw people and also fall without breaking stuff, at least most of the time
I find it someday comical/sad that you learned safe falling/diving doing something dangerous and intense and I learned through highschool volleyball when it became trendy to stop wearing knee pads/wear extra small useless ones
I like calling out bad police behavior more than anyone, but I think this guy deserves some respect. He was actually trying to help. Put some serious effort in and wasn't afraid to get dirty doing it. I think a lot of cops would have either 1) said not my job, call animal control(which is probably true) 2) put about 48 bullet holes in surrounding houses/bystanders trying to shoot the runaway pig.
Yesterday I was waiting to cross an intersection when an old lady pulled in to the left turn lane. The road she was trying to turn down had been closed for construction and she seemed to be kind of panicking not knowing what to do. A cop pulled up behind her, threw his car in park and this huge, ripped, tatted up cop got out and walked up to her window and asked what the problem was. Couldn't hear her but he responded, "Hey no problem, follow me and I'll guide you through," then he got back in his car and pulled around her so she could follow him.
Kind of an off-topic story but that guy was a cool cop too.
You got jokes but this is probably the most productive thing this cop has done for his neighborhood all day, boars will fuck up everything around them, they're nasty wee things and they're wicked invasive.
If you want an ethical way to get into hunting you should definitely get into going after hogs like this because they'll kill anything that moves for like no good reason at all and they'll eat all the plants especially after they get big enough. Also it's literally made of bacon and ham.
Quick Reference. The macabre term long pig for 'human flesh used as food' dates from the mid-nineteenth century. It is supposedly a translation of an expression used in the language of a cannibal people of the southwestern Pacific rim.
I grew up on a farm, but as an adult have always lived and worked in urban areas. As a a result of my upbringing, I am very good at catching animals.
This skill doesn't translate very much to my adult life, but every once in a while, maybe once a decade, I happen into a situation where there is an animal on the loose and I catch it, and the people who witness look at me like I am a god walking among mere mortals. I like that.