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<p><strong>The MTCJ family</strong>:</p>

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<li><a href="/r/BestOfMTCJ">/r/BestOfMTCJ</a>: Submit the best posts/comments from here!<br/></li>
<li><a href="/r/metaMTCJ">/r/metaMTCJ</a>: Make fun of posts from here!<br/></li>
<li><a href="/r/MTCJcopypasta">/r/MTCJcopypasta</a>: Dank MTG copypasta<br/></li>
<li><a href="/r/TheSpeculatorCabal">/r/TheSpeculatorCabal</a>: Manipulate the MTG market and destroy the game from within!<br/></li>
<li><a href="/r/MTCJLardFetcher">/r/MTCJLardFetcher</a>: Submit cards for the MTCJLardFetcher bot to fetch! </li>
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<li><a href="/r/SiegeRhino">/r/SiegeRhino</a>: Moo! </li>
<li><a href="/r/BurnMTG">/r/BurnMTG</a>: Count to 20! </li>
<li><a href="/r/UnbanTwin">/r/UnbanTwin</a>: DO IT! </li>
<li><a href="/r/KBPTL">/r/KBPTL</a>: The best format! </li>
<li><a href="/r/ShittyJudgeQuestions">/r/ShittyJudgeQuestions</a>: Flavor judge! Help!</li>
<li><a href="/r/Cooldownguy">/r/Cooldownguy</a>: The best custom Magic card designer around!</li>
<li><a href="/r/PlayBlueEatGlue">/r/PlayBlueEatGlue</a>: For intellectuals<br/></li>
<li><a href="/r/magicGFalters">/r/magicGFalters</a>: Exactly what it says</li>
<li><a href="/r/wildwestplane">/r/wildwestplane</a>: Yeehaw!<br/></li>
<li><a href="/r/duckplane">/r/duckplane</a>: Quack! Quack!</li>
<li><a href="/r/ColossalDreadmaw">/r/ColossalDreadmaw</a>: If you feel the ground quake, run to this subreddit!</li>
<li><a href="/r/questingbeastmemes">/r/questingbeastmemes</a>: Add another line of text</li>
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Pay 50k life: deal 50k damage to Target Minotaur

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And get and emblem that says no counters can be gain