Couldn’t find it? Is he stupid? It’s right there bud
“Bangin’ the root” as they say.
Twleve-tom music
That's why it's especially important to tune your drums in between charts
Or just play everything in one key stupid. Boycott white keys, abolish Jim Piano laws!
\uj Lmfaooo this is one of the best comments I’ve read on here in a while
\rj actually drummers are in the rhythm section because they can’t read music because they’re stupid
Finally an original comment
JOHN COLTRANE! HEROIN!!! CHARLIE. PARKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!111!1!!1!!!1!1 . . . . . . . . The lick . . . . . Bill Evans sucks. Have you heard of Yakub Caulliflower? Or Snark my Dog?
John Coltrane
a love supreme
A love supreme
A love supreme
A love supreme
Doom da dum, doom doom da dum, doom da dum, doom doom da dum. Bo Dey doooooooo, bo dey dooooooo, bo Dey do Dey, Dey do Dey do Dey Dey dooooo, Bo Dey do Dey, Dey do dooboodooday, Bo do do do do Dey, Dey Dey doo doo doo doo Dey doo do do doo doo dey
As a bass player I hate you so much
He sold it to buy dope
u/ZayreBlairdere seems to think this is the correct answer, but i'm not sure. maybe if they comment one more time we can know for certain
Reddit lied and told me my answer did not post, then it went and posted it three times when I went to cop from my dealer before I practiced. Gonna kick tomorrow.
The real answer.
The real answer.
The truth.
Unfortunately, Bill wasn’t born with perfect pitch. Once he realized this he really should’ve just given up and become a pop singer or country artist and leave Jazz to the Jacob Colliers of the world. Nevertheless, he continued to try and play piano and produced a bunch of mediocre albums. Without perfect pitch he never could play the whole chord. His career is a lesson for us all to accept our lot and leave music to the prodigys.
Wait. There's more than one Jacob Collier?
Oh shit. Are they self replicating?!
Some say there is a whole patch of Jacob Colliers growing in rural Idaho. It's often been speculated that there will be a mass die off, when they discover they can't all be accepted into Berklee at the same time
Some people believe that Kenny G was the original Jacob Collier
Heroin is the root and the ##15
To get to the other side
Miles told him not to play the butter notes
He wanted all the butter for himself
His hands were too small
Those speedballs poofed up his hands pretty good. I think he just couldn't see the root behind em
Amateur bitchboy 😂🤣 “Uhhh I’m so sad because my bassist died, now all I do is shoot heroin up my arse”.
Plus he ripped off that “Lo Fi Hip Hop” girl with all those dirty chords like Robert Glasper and Snarky Puppy plays.
He was trying to lose weight
Jacob Collier plays the root
I mean, what else is the bass player supposed to do? Try to look cool? With their gigantic oversized violin and their permanently constipated facial expressions? Um, no
Because he's gay
Don’t talk shit about Bevans
He's not a bass player bro
Racism
The root of all evil?
Probably he pawned it
I thought this was a joke setup
Because he's a massive square, just look at him
BECAUSE HE WAS A SCOT!!!
He forgot
the drummer usually plays the root. thats why they say the drummer is the rhythm section