I’m kind of cringing imagining how the Walmart public might use these.😬 Maybe this particular store is in a nicer area though.
Adult Changing Tables
brought to you by Carl's JrYeah having lived with more than one grandparent after having a stroke or significant loss of mobility this is a red herring of a target for the anti-woke mob.
When grandma goes in her adult absorbent undergarment and you have more stuff to do that day, especially if you're far from home, this may be a very good thing.
But it would ideally be in a private stall/area to preserve your elder's dignity.
Naturally the first thing angry idiots will think of is adults larping as babies though, because that's where we're at with culture war bullshit.
Something that benefits a marginalized group can't be allowed because it might benefit a fringe fetish group. FFS SMH
goo goo gah gah
Lol I shouldn’t have laughed at that 😂
To be fair, maybe it is in a particularly large stall? There's the button on a wall nearest us and there's that toilet paper dispenser at toilet level.
I think it's a whole separate toilet for disabled people and diaper changes that has a lock on the door.
Jokes on you, my kink is reasonable arguments being made. Libtards fall for it every time...
Uh...if the sarcasm isn't obvious the culture war truly has gone on too long and gone too far
I learned long ago that everything sarcastic must have a /s no matter how ridiculous because there will always be someone potentially on the spectrum who will take it literally like Drax with no ability to grasp nuance whatsoever.
Sorry, I've got two kids with autism and I might be a little on the spectrum myself so there's an obligatory "Fuck you" with your name on it.
But yeah, the amount of disappointment I felt when it dawned on me that not everybody understands sarcasm was huge. And not only that, but the common ground where sarcasm comes from is really not common at all. I always assumed people want the best, overall, for their society and culture but can't agree how best to pursue it. Lmao if somebody used that as the premise for a TV show episode they'd get straight goose eggs on meta critic
Fairplay. Sorry if that was offensive. I didn't intend it to be derogatory. It's just that in my experience people with autism actually do have trouble with sarcasm and in plain text there's no inflection to make it clearer so it's even worse.
Yeah people will take everything you say and treat it like gospel without the /s no matter how obvious you think it is.
Cheers mate!
Naw it's all good just had to stand on principle for a moment lmao
Yeah it's a tough one. I seem to specialize in written language but the only thing that doesn't go over my head in a conversation is my hair. (Fuckin bald at 20, imagine that)
I figured you meant it that way but the 14 year old edge lord nodding his head to your solid points? Yeah he needs that context clue lmfao. I think the problem is that with English we don't have a whole lot of specific words for specific instances/people, and when one developed it's viewed like a slur because it refers to a minority group in almost any respect.
I think the motorcycle episode of South Park kinda shines as an example of that dichotomy.
Anyway, we are cool as hell from my angle lol Cheers!
I guarantee they'll be babies made on that table. It'll become some sort achievement like the mile high club.
Just thinking about that degenerate image makes me cringe.
Shut up, I'm baitin!
Me to!! "Zipping pants back up" totally a bad images they should be ashamed.
the minutes are now counting down until someone takes a dump right on top of the thing. actually it probably already happened.
Nothing turns me on like draws card against humanity an adult sized changing table at Walmart
Something tells me that the people willing to fuck in a Walmart don't really need a table.
Just because people are gross, doesn't mean that there's not a need for facilities like this.
I doubt that thing can support one of your typical Walmart shoppers, never mind two.
The 1 metre (3.2 feet) high club...?
Cool, UmI guess we can't off services to marginalized people because like 10 freaks will have viral rage photos of them pretending to be babies. Quick let's just get rid of adult diapers all together. That will really teach those fetish freaks right?
Just remember, diarrhea makes shitty lube.
Achievement unlocked: “Digging in the Dirt”
Where’s this Walmart, so I can utilize that bathroom table..
I promise that thing wouldn't support the type of people who would have sex on that thing.
We both know they'll try anyway
I’m planning an entire road trip just to join that club
Good point, let's remove anywhere people could potentially have sex from all public areas
Napping? The answer is napping.
So many nasty people are gonna fuck on that.
I was wondering what happened there that they would need that
“Why Ike! Whatever do you mean?”
I read the 1st half of this sentence and say "oh, ok" then read the rest, and I'm "oh, noooo!". 😆
IKR imagine how much magic snow you could pile on it!
Wouldn't it be more work getting them on and off the table rather than using some kind of seat? I am assuming adults use the pull-up style diapers rather than flat diapers that do require the person to be laying down to get them on properly.
We like lattes but we do t have time
ABDL people?
This isnt idiocracy tho, it helps handicapped and geriatric people who need the improvement to better their lives, and makes it easy for caregivers to work, its much needed help for people with phisical disabilities and the old, and even if "some people will use it for other purposes" thats an IF and if they do its on them and an isolated case
I hope the caregivers will be assisted by a lift to get the disabled or geriatric people on and off the table.
That’s what I was thinking - as someone who has cared for a disabled parent, who designed this? How can you lift an adult to the changing table? Ideally a sliding bench seat toilet with a bidet setup would work well.
I used to work with the elderly too, some with incontinence issues. I can't imagine anyone would want to be changed out in the open, many people who have to wear adult absorbent undergarments are embarrassed about it. Put it in the accessible stall, at least!
I agree - this should be a single family bathroom.
If you have somewhat able bodied patients/parents, you could tilt the table to the ground and lean the patient against it, then rotate the table back to horizontal position (kind of Hannibal Lector style when they move him, but without the mask)
A trained caregiver can get an elderly or vulnerable person into a bed or a chair, so they can certainly get a normal-sized adult onto that table. I've had to do it with my 89 yo mom in an ER.
Good for you. Now do it for 40 to 45 years, day in, day out and not only normal-sized adults, but also American sized adults. I understand using lifts is a hassle.
Could be nice
These are the same stores that supply carts for people to ride and no one complains about that, or suggests everyone is going to drive them around and fuck on them.
I'm so grossed out by this entire thread.
Yeah the carts are bad tho
This isn’t Idiocracy.
Whoever posted this is just an asshole and doesn’t understand adults with disabilities
Gives off litter box in schools vibes
The real idiocracy is if we elect presidents who need one.
Camacho 2024
Don’t forget the senators
Not from the states but as far i remember Roosevelt was a good president.
You don’t even need to specify which Roosevelt for my to tell you you’re wrong.
Every candidate at this point tbh
yep
Well the of 2 front runners this year, one proudly shits in a diaper and the other can't remember if that turd just popped out or if it was there yesterday. We are fucked.
The turd in question, unfortunately, has been up everyone's collective ass since 2016.
Why people don't tolerate when you shittalk about biden?
Guy is an old fart with dementia symptoms should not be on office same for trump.
They are politicians they are already fcking us.
Biden is a competent politician who accomplished many great things in his first two years. Trump literally wants to end democracy.
Competent?
Compared to what...?
Compared with all presidents. He passed the Inflation Reduction Act, the Pact Act, the Chips and Science Act, the Infrastructure bill, etc.
I think you are confusing Executive branch with Legislative....
These were all platforms that Biden ran on in 2020.
Troll
Glad you can self-identify because you certainly are, child.
It's reddit, they think moderates and libertarians are just as evil because they aren't hard-core left. They will pretent that biden is the best president ever. And somehow read my comment as pro Trump.
Yep reddit its oversensitive AF and pretty left leaning.
Maybe it’s because Biden has far exceeded any expectations and has done much better than any other leader of any major country. Name anyone that could have done a better job, you can’t? Why don’t you run, not enough experience?
Troll
Tell me which current crisis his administration has done steps to solve?
Housing market crisis? Debt? Healthcare? Taxation?
Biden is just another cronysm bastard from a rich and corrupted family and works to prolong a system that serves the intereses of the 1% like every politician has done.
I admit his position against china and ruzzia is right the old bastard called winnie the pooh a dictator in his fucking face and that was based AF.
https://www.whitehouse.gov/therecord/ The list of accomplishments is extensive. Keep in mind that the opposition party is in complete disarray have been attacking the very idea of a peaceful transfer of power or even Democracy itself. The president isn't a dictator, there are plenty people opposed to any progress on those issues you care about and they are all Republicans.
Why 'Poopy Pants Biden' Memes Trended After POTUS' Meeting with Pope Francis
Guys this is not a joking matter, when the sitting President, Joe Biden, shits himself in the presence of world leaders, it leaves a brown stain on the reputation of all Americans.
I propose that Congress passes new legislation into the adult diaper tech sector for our business partners to develop new technology to hopefully reduce the number of embarrassing accidents our dear leader, Joe Biden, currently battles with.
We should call this bill, “The Biden Feces Leak Reduction Act”
The tweet that apparently set off the rumour mills spinning was by Amy Tarkanian, former Nevada Republican Party Chairwoman and wife of Republican Attorney Danny Tarkanian.
Although these were unconfirmed rumours...
It must be true, what motivation would a Republican have to slander Biden by passing on unconfirmed rumors? /s
It must be true, what motivation would a Republican have to slander Biden by passing on unconfirmed rumors? /s
Because it’s funny.
This comment thread has started from “Donnie poops his pants 😂 ” to “Noooooo Joe Biden never pooped his pants, #PoopGate is an unconfirmed rumor started by the Russian intelligence service 😡😭😡”
Can we all collectively stop falling for obvious and easy to debunk bullshit. God I’m sick of this shit. The man has real things about him you can criticize.
After looking after my dad who had dementia and an amputated leg, this isn't the worst idea. I would usually try and "prep" before we left the house, but sometimes shit happens.
Ensuring disabled individuals and the elderly have a safe place to take care of their personal needs is a step in the right direction. Any derogatory or degenerate thoughts about this is only projection.
Some adults wear diapers. Like certain people with disabilities and health problems
How's this an idiocracy moment? This is great for elders and disabled adults and their caretakers.
Yeah right! This is actually a piece of needed medical equipment. Good for them!
What's Idiocracy about helping disabled people and the elderly...
This isn't Idiocracy at all dude. Absolutely no idea why this was even posted here, joking about people fucking on it is incredibly lame.
My best friend's daughter that I sometimes care for has complex special needs, needs to be changed sometimes while shopping and stuff in town, and is far too large for a baby table. The alternative is the trunk of the car but it's not particularly sanitary or dignified. If the Walmart in our town had this, we would use it.
This doesn't affect people that don't need it, and is amazing for people who do.
Yeah. F@ck the disabled, amiright?!
Its the republican MO.
why is this idiocracy? I can see this being very useful for people who need it.
Not just adults. Teenaged disabled people. Actually I’m more surprised the ADA hasn’t been mandating this long ago. Also side benefit a changing table to hold the bag of stuff you need. Most times It’s barely big enough for the toddlers.
How is this idiocracy? Imagine you have a disabled adult relative that just so happen to shit themselves while you’re sitting I’m shopping. What are you going to do? Wait till you go home? Idiocracy is posting this photo on this sub.
Disabled people exist and accommodations for them shouldn't be afterthoughts.
Some homeless person just saw this on social media and is already in the process of moving into that handicapped toilet
yep guaranteed they'll have to make it coin operated or otherwise post a guard
Some adults wear diapers. Like certain people with disabilities and health problems
wow how horrible that places are accessible for elderly and disabled people who need basic care
Holy shit, do you think this is a fetish thing? Are you also one of those fucking clowns that thought human litter boxes were actually being put in schools?
Good for seriously disabled folks or elderly patients who actually do wear a diaper.
ok, to be fair, i'm sure there are adult people with mental challenges who may benefit from this, although i know nothing about that lifestyle and my assumption that it might be a good idea could be actually bad. i don't know. but what i do know, is that some adult with a kink is going to use that table.
I work in maintenance for a company that assist disabled and elderly folk. This is for them.
Definitely doesn't belong in this sub
wouldn't you also need a lift?
Depends on the needs of the individual. A person with poor upper body strength and total lower body paralysis is going to need a lift. There are single-person lift techniques you can do to assist such a person body-to-body, but they are risky and possibly demoralizing or even illegal depending on the setting. A person with good upper body strength could get onto this with less or even no assistance. This table is still a godsend to the person with a disability and the caregiver who will assist with the change, colostomy check, or whatever the individual's need.
Only took 2 years….wow
I didn't know tRump shopped at Walmart.
The NYC courts had to add this for obvious reasons.
Principal of Brownsville School….
i absolutely understand what it’s for, but come on. this is walmart. ain’t nobody using this for their grandpa’s depends.
I see the Carmi Walmart is ready for Donald Trump to visit.
Angie's ahead of her time and a fucking retard
The adult changing table is in Brownsville, that's funny.
Principal of Brownsville killed me
Now folks can comfortably bang at Walmart.
Hopefully you’ve learned something here, OP.
No still trying to figure how to mute comments to keep my notifications clear but I'll learn how to eventually.
I can see the secret service changing Donald’s diapee on there
Doesn’t look sturdy enough.
These are the thoughts that are just swimming around in your head huh?
Unfortunately there is highly credible evidence that President Biden shit himself in the presence of the Pope
News 18 is considered right leaning and not very credible, having posted false information on numerous occasions
Guys this is not a joking matter, when the sitting President, Joe Biden, shits himself in the presence of world leaders, it leaves a brown stain on the reputation of all Americans.
I propose that Congress passes new legislation into the adult diaper tech sector for our business partners to develop new technology to hopefully reduce the number of embarrassing accidents our dear leader, Joe Biden, currently battles with.
We should call this bill, “The Biden Feces Leak Reduction Act”
“Real men wear diapers” isn’t that the maga slogan these days. Can’t have it both ways, but you sure will try
Where is this highly credible evidence? Because it's not in this article.
I know what a sham, it’s totally implausible that a geriatric old man would ever shit his pants when traveling abroad.
WE MUST DEFEND THE DIGNITY OF POOPY PANTS BIDEN AT ALL COST FELLAS
Number 1 sign of a troll lacking intelligence? Caps lock. Here he is folks, out from under the bridge
Am I the only one who both sees, and questions why there is big red "Panic" button?
Fall alarm. First time someone has to go looking for assistance after meemaw fell off the bed and it takes them 20 minutes to find a woman manager to help them there's gonna be a huge lawsuit. So there really has to be one.
Fair enough. I would imagine calling emergency services would probably be your first go to... Not sure what A manager is gonna do... Other than call emergency services.
If a elderly person has fallen and is unable to get back up with the help of one person you probably shouldn't move them in case of broken bones that could be made worse.
My thoughts where it might be in case of sexual assault, this is walmart we are talking about, lord knows who is squatting in the stalls.
My joke thought was that the table was "Automated" with the latest AI and needed an emergency stop for when it safety pinned your butt-cheeks together.
Don't know why I am getting downvoted... Then again this is idocracy... They hate people who ask questions and try to learn things.
It's a stop button for some kind of equipment. There may be a chair lift or the table has some kind of adjustment.
Either way, idk how this is an idiocracy post. It's a piece of equipment to help disabled/mentally handicapped adults and their caretakers. I think it's incredibly thoughtful to allow them some dignity and a place to clean themselves up in case they need it.
If I still did heroin I would use this for that. The baby ones were great but now you could really spread out. Also be easily presentable to EMS before being banned for life like at Paneras bread. 2 Narcan to go please.
Jill now has a place to change Joe when he shits his pants on the road again
Call Schwarzenegger, he’ll change your diaper 😂
Ahhh the fold down and fuck bathroom Bed
It’s for conservatives, when they see a rainbow and shit themselves.
Trump can tour that Wal-Mart now! If he has an oopsie, it can be fixed on the spot!
Did tRump do the ribbon cutting?
Lol, you clowns are just obsessed with Trump..
This post made no mention of his name.
Why would you make such a connection? Hmmmm.
The comments..
I love how OPs brain works but bless thier heart.... there are actually adults who wear actual diapers and can't actually change them themselves....
I feel like this might be a go touch the grass moment fir OP. That's enough internet for you...
This doesn't belong here
Sounds like a good idea for family members and social workers taking the elderly or disabled adults out in public.
OP clearly has never had to deal with grandpa shitting himself because he has dementia and doesn't have full control over his bowels any more.
What why? Never heard of this. If it’s such a big problem why don’t any other stores have this??
Pardon me. What?
Look at how happy they are to have a homeless fuck table…
Woke!!!!
Brownsville. LOL
"REAL MEN WEAR DIAPERS" DON'T JUDGE ME!
After reading the comments I can see there are a lot of idiots in here. Some idiot even posted about the height of the table. Great job being uninformed. Also these same people angered at “woke” not knowing that they are drinking the kool-aid, by falling for the propaganda that takes words which mean good things into bad words. Like Woke, Liberal, social, all are actually good things but the wealthy have literally paid for you to think they are bad. Why do that? Wealthy people don’t share, it is one of the ways they became wealthy.
this headline reads like an ncoer bullet
So, disabled people or ... the OP is the idiot in question?
It’s actually for Trump
This will be very helpful for caregivers to people with disabilities. I really can’t stand when someone posts something that is actually progress and stupidly thinks it’s idiotic.
My 89-year-old mother wears adult diapers. It's a massive hassle when taking her out somewhere if she has an issue. Second, my cousin is a Downs adult and she also wears adult diapers even though she is 42. Her mother - an angel who gave up her entire fucking life to deal with her Downs daughter and fight for rights for vulnerable adult rights -- has to change her diapers to this day. I'm grossed out by people who mock this.
School name checks out.
Brownsville..... huhuhuh like poop!
Ah I knew I’d find my fellow buttheads somewhere in the comments huhuhuhuhuh
If I walked into a bathroom and saw grandpa getting his diaper changed, I’d walk right back out of there. At least put that shit behind a stall door or something 🤢
It’s a single bathroom there are no stalls.
So, I can lie on that table and change from human to Klingon?
They installed one of these in the White House in January of 2017. I wonder why?
Looking for the table shower next 😂
Who Is principle Angie and why does she look like shes wearing someone else's face?
Walmart, deals so good you’ll shit yourself!
I’ll sneak an entire box of baby wipes to that bathroom clean that table and go to town! What’s the address again please.!
I do it like any proud American and leave it in my pants
Oh boy, now Trump can go potty like a big boy!
Its funny but an interesting social statement. Walmart is a fairly pragmatic company, so they may have older or special needs customers who need assistance changing themselves by a caregiver. But I can't imagine there are that many people who need this are out there shopping, but then we are aging fast and there are more and more of us old fuckers out there!
The new changing table for the adult diaper wearing tRump supporters. I’m sad that is even a thing.
...shit like thos makes me want to walk into the dessert and never come back
"We are going to have sex on that table. Talking some D's in some A's."
-Dirty Mike and the Boys
Gross man. Gross.
Finally somewhere Trump can shop in peace.
For when Trump visits to shill his latest overpriced garbage.
Just like the one they removed after Trump left the Whitehouse.
It’s for the Trumpers to change their diapers
Imagine walking into a bathroom and seeing a full grown man getting a diaper change
One day it could be you. Don't be an asshole.
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Now all the MAGAts will have somewhere to change their poopy diapy!
gotta cater to the MAGA crowd
Stop hating on trump
as if. diaper don is a LOSER
What do you mean? They are proud that he wears diapers. One of the campaign slogans is “Real men wear diapers”. I wish I was joking. MAGA has surpassed Idiocracy.
Diapers for Donnie
It’s for when Maga needs to use the bathroom
I guess they're hoping that Donald Trump is going to visit.
This is for Trump.
I assume this is for Trump if visits his voters in their natural habitat.
It's for disabled and elderly people, but that's not what most people will use it for