Alien resource rep: What should you do if you run into a human war crime division?
A2: Ask if it’s investigating or committing
ARR: Good. Now what do you do if you hear a loud noise from a human cleaning crew?
A3: Investigate and provide first aid
ARR: No, that is how alf_landon_airbase quote “meet Jesus”. You notify any member of their team.
(Find context in alf_landon_airbase’s “you hear a strange noise” https://www.reddit.com/r/humansarespaceorcs/s/0QlHC2wY19)
Imagine aliens with universal naming schemes across their race, meanwhile humans kept separating and forming traditions independent of each other that other species need literal linguistic classes to get them right
And even then the best they can get is getting it right like 50% of the time
MP3, MP4, MP5.
There, that should confuse them for a while.
Well that escalated quickly
M2, M6, PLA, MIG.
Do I mean machine shop or Military?
Also. Pure linguist fuckery?
Meth, Method, Modern, Mode. Enjoy that rabbit hole.
M1
Time to ride an M1, while holding an M1, wearing an M1. My buddy beside me is checking over the M1 he was handed, after his previous M1 was turned in.
ah yes, the formats. the audio,video,bullet format.
MP4 is also a machine pistol. However, there is no MP3 firearm. There is an M3, and an M3P. How did the audio get mixed in there?
mp3-audio format
mp4-video format
mp5-submachine gun
basically this meme: https://www.reddit.com/r/guns/comments/n6cfi8/mp3_mp4_mp5/
Why is it that though, rough, through, and bough don't rhyme, but pony and bologna do?
Do you HAVE to be "autistic" to understand the buffalo sentence? Much less EXPLAIN the damn thing?
Explain how the fuck you can possibly hate somebody you JUST met so badly that you believe it's acceptable to make them a "Junior"...
Regan, Miller, Forrest, Ford, Carter - quick, are those first names, or last?
Am I the only one who thinks that there are a whole hell of a lot of black kids who should be allowed to legally change their names, no questions asked?
Why are there so many people who weren't even ALIVE during the 1960's who keep naming their kids like they were concieved during the 1960's?
Can we pass a law saying that if you want to name your kid after a character in a fantasy story, you FIRST have to READ the ENTIRE FUCKING STORY, PROVE you read and UNDERSTOOD the story, and then JUSTIFY attempting to give your child that name?
I can see how you could get Bob from Robert - just turn the tail back on the R. Getting Hank from Henry - well, at least they start with the same letter. But, please, somebody, ANYBODY - what combination of brain damage and drug abuse leads to getting Dick from Richard, or PEG from MARGARET?????
Then again, I once named a character Neptune Bat, so who am I to complain?
I'd like to add Ned from Edward. I knew a Ned when I was much younger. First time his mother did the first middle last on him I did ask who Edward was. That was a bad day for us both.
Or bob from William
Isn't "bough" pronounced like "bow", rhyming with "though"? Or does it rhyme with "bow"? (Also, bologna's probably a loanword from a language where "gna"="nee".)
What does "making someone a 'Junior'" mean?
Richard (apparently) is also a term for a person's dick. Maybe there were also a lot of Margarets that liked pegging?
"And coming up to the bat next, it's NEPTUNE!"
In "Rock-a-bye Baby", I've always heard it pronounced to rhyme with "how".
George the First, George the Second, George the Third But Actually The Second whose Parents Were Either Too Fucking Lazy/Stupid To Come Up With Something Else And/Or Too Arrogant To Allow The Possibility That Their Offspring Might Be An Individual Rather Than A Clone, George The Fourth Proof Positive That Being A "Junior" Has Fucked Up George The Third Beyond All Repair...
I'm pretty sure that the only reason Richard is used as a slang term for a dick, is because Dick is a nickname for Richard in the first place. I'm also pretty sure that that particular use of the word "pegging" is way too new to have any connection to the name Margaret. That being said, I don't know for certain, and I could be wrong here.
And it's actually Neptune Bat - her adoptive father named her after the only other creature to successfully sneak up on him.
I have met over 11 people named Lucas
I can't seem to find the reference post
I am on my phone so I can’t copy paste, and it’s probably from last Friday
To copy, go to the arrow icon on the bottom right of the post. That is the "share" icon, and one of the options there is to copy the link. From there, you can paste it by double-tapping the same spot in an editable text box to bring up the extra options, then selecting "paste".
Took me a while to figure out, myself. Think I only realized after I accidentally tapped the icon on a YT Short while trying to go to comments.
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