She’s free. Now what
I'd still hit it
I can fix her
You have my sword.
And my axe!
Should probably take these antibiotics also.
And this vasectomy.
Nocking her up is one hell of a payday
Kevin Federline would agree with this.
You forgot the silent K there, buddy. I do archery and nocking is an actual word, however, knocking up is what you actually meant.
Actually the term is nocked up. The term originated from Shakespeare's play "Much Ado About Nothing". The character Don Pedeo says,"If we can do this, Cupid is no longer the archer; his glory shall be ours, for we are the only love gods. Serving Beatrice to be nocked up and loosed like an arrow pulled from Hero's quiver." Don Pedro and Leonato are trying to fix up the characters Beatrice and Hero with one another. Classic Shakespeare's euphemism. Or it would be if he had actually wrote those things and I hadn't just made them up.
And these condoms. Wear at least one.
…entire box
Instructions unclear, my head hurts and I can't breathe
And by this video, i would say some antiepileptics too.
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Never stick your dick in crazy haven’t you learned that yet!
Oh I've learned it alright
Me too. Twice.
Just don't nut in them. Man I'm lucky because I did that a lot
I made that mistake! 😭 Too young to understand what crazy looks like... She turned out to be bat shit cray!
The herpes though.
Love Blisters
Yeah I’m not worried about her herpes… she should be worried about mine though 😉
Ohhhh yeah, that is a thing. Fucking bummer.
This one
One more time?
Exactly!!!! I made a post on Unpopular Opinion and......it was Unpopular.
But like......this isn't normal. She probably needed to be under guardianship.
If this is what I did with my time, I would be pissed if I didn't get babysat
She probably needed it, just not from someone else intent on exploiting her :(
That's exactly how I felt (and still feel) about the whole situation. She is clearly not okay.
Yah, she's clearly not all there, she just doesn't deserve to be manipulated and exploited like before. Hopefully, she herself realizes and seeks some help from people intent on actually helping.
Most celebrities are weird like this, they grow up in completely different realities they’re never going to conform to our normal. I think this is just more of an addiction to stardom/attention which is pretty common with your garden variety influencer but no one is putting them in guardianship. Guardianship should only be used for people who literally can’t take care of themselves. No one is saying this shit about Kanye and his manic behaviours, I wonder why it’s only female celebs people want to control while male celebs get to be quirky little nazis
umm everyone is talking shit about kanye lol
People do say this shit about Kanye though
Even if she isn’t okay/normal, she shouldn’t have her free will taken from her and be treated worse than a prisoner.
Right? I mean Kanye is walking around free as a bird. Being a little “off” is not a reason to imprison someone
She wasn’t even allowed to have an iPad if I remember right… so ya her conservatorship was abusive. Seems like she does need someone watching out for her though
People are allowed to smoke and do crazy dances without their autonomy removed from them.
Yeah, people can do whatever, but there is no one that sees this video and thinks this is normal behavior. Britney has been famous since she was a kid and she has never done crap like this until last few years. She looks manic as fuq.
Honestly just looks like someone having some fun at home but sure let’s judge her mental fitness on a 10 second clip. Jesus Christ people.
For the record, everything she posts on social media looks like this
Yes, if there was one 10 second clip. But there’s lots more, and some history, and by “some” and mean so so much just crazy
Have you ever heard of Britney Spears before my ninja? This isn’t a 10 second life of clearly mentally vulnerable actions.
Well if what you post makes your kids go low contact maybe it's something
Define normal. Define normal in a way that is universally applied. Make a legal line where everyone that crosses it no longer has rights to self determination.
Then prove it. With actual evidence.
Oh come on. The average person isn't going to act like Britney Spears.
Britney gets a pass on all this BS because other people like her (those who lack accountability) want to idolize this nonsense. She gives people who don't own their shit hope to continue their inability to get their life together.
But she has a significant amount of money. So she can afford to do whatever she wants. She needs to grow up and take ownership of her mental health
We were so busy trying to free her we never stopped to think if we should.
Yes this is the result of decades of abuse. What else would you expect?
Exactly. The sEe WhAt HaPpEnS wHeN sHe'S fReE crowd can't seem to grasp that she has been chemically lobotomized by forced megadoses of antipsychotic meds.
They want to give control of her being back to the people who did it.
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE 😭😭😭
Cut-rate Baby Spice.
"Open a conservatorship!"
Dad steals money
"Close the conservatorship!"
Britney does this
"Open the conservatorship a little!"
"What do you mean? Now we can play the game."
No knives this time....I guess that's progress?
Everytime I see one of her videos I cannot help but be reminded of those animimal release videos in which the wild hare that was kept in captivity is finally released back into it's natual habitat and it is immediately attaked by an eagle and eaten in like 15 seconds.
More like that one video of the Russian bear who was kept in a small cage for decades then finally released into the wild but who just continued to pace around in a tiny circle as if he were still in the cage because it’s all he knew :(
oh shit. this might be the saddest thing i have ever read.
It really is and has a lot of truth in it. We've watched her twirl around on video for decades. The production value has just gone down.
That’s kinda my likening of her behavior too. I’m not sure she’s even aware of like… all the other things someone of her status could actually do, because she’s spent decades being allowed to only do the one thing.
Tbh, especially in light of things like this, and the Nickelodeon doc… like, why have we not banned children from being used for entertainment yet?
It’s sad.
Well, because… Money!!!
IIRC The bear would only pace around the spot for a little bit before wandering off and eventually stopped returning to the spot.
Aaand there it is. Brittany is pacing right now. We need to give her time to wander off.
And we need to make sure she doesn’t associate humans with food or she’ll maul a camper
And we should bring our garbage bins in the garage at night so she doesn’t tip them over.
There’s a whale that swims the oceans, and it can only communicate at a specific hertz, called the “52 hertz whale” that no other whale can communicate with.
It’s called the loneliest whale in the world, scientists tracked it off and on for 30 years, never sighted it, only through hydrophones.
I can’t imagine, this whale calling out to anyone, for decades, and never getting a response.
https://www.iflscience.com/fact-check-has-the-world-s-loneliest-whale-finally-found-a-friend-65797
There's some hope for this guy, at least.
God, I feel like you really nailed the situation here. This is all she knows.
We saw a tiger in a zoo in the states who just did eternal circles around his 400 sq ft pen. I felt bad I enabled this by paying yo the zoo.
This is so accurate, this is somebody who is truly not prepared for the outside world and was told since childhood that the world revolves around a camera lens. Worse part is, it’s not really her fault.
I read she was imitating a Shakira video..And yes, Shakira had knives in her VMA performance, too..
Shakira said she was paying homage to an Arabian dance called ‘The dance of the daggers.’
I think the big difference is that Brittney still has a wild look.. Shakira’s style was smooth as.
was smooth as...
What?! Don't leave us hanging!
It was also right after her dad has his leg amputated so there’s that
Oh.. Do you think Brit was sending a message? That would be funny..
But they were fake!
Aww man :( She had a rough life
Yeah :( - and instead of empathy, people just seem to joke, or say she needs to be controlled. She needs love. I feel so sorry for her.
Love isn’t going to do anything. She literally needs help
Love is care - imagine you're suffering and people just dogpile on you.
Like I saw a pic the other day on another sub of some kid's computer room and it was trashed. All the comments called him disgusting, all I could see was someone suffering and was never shown compassion, so never developed a secure sense of self or self care.
We can help by showing empathy, so people don't feel alone and wrong, but rather empowered to get better because they know people care
100% agree with you. Except that SOME people are just fucking disgusting slobs.
I would argue that to not take care of yourself requires an underlying issue. Healthy people take care of themselves. So in my opinion we are back to the empathy comment.
Couldn't agree more. People, unfortunately, will continue to undermine empathy and finds reasons to "feel good" about putting others down. Feels sad man.
This is so important. Just adding on to promote empathy
Bro most people are spiritually broken too, just barely holding through their days.
Hurting those even less fortunate gives them a fleeting relief from their own endlessly flowing pain of a pointless, mediocre and useless existence.
She was obviously tortured extensively and is showing those echoes. Very sad. May god almighty help her heal and find somebody who can help her as much as possible.
After all were just apes though, whilst pretty "advanced" in evolution, still violent and vile savages nonetheless.
Such a massive waste if you ask me.
Have a nice life and happiness 😊
She needs to be off social media
Leave Britney alooooooooone 😭
People deal with things in different ways.
I mean, both can be true
Anyone who’s had a bipolar relative knows this
Everyone seems to know who this is... who is this?
She used to be Brittany Spears
Britney Spears
Yep. Her whole life was learning choreographed dances and putting on shows. It makes sense that she would do these things as hobby’s now.
Really? She live out of her car at some point and clean toilets?
Eh it’s not a competition. Did the people living out of a car and cleaning toilets ever go days without access to food and water? No? I guess they had a fine life compared to millions of others then.
Someone please take away the record feature on her phone... but like... make her believe she can film and post. For her own good just please.
Just like on The Office, when Ryan created the "Creed Thoughts" blog.
"Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain"
https://imgur.com/a/1N4Ll
Wasn't that sorta what her dad did?
Yeah, but like, he took all her money n shit. She deserves all her stuff and freedom, but something is obviously not going well. Especially the knife incident. She needs like a dance coach/guidance or like a media filter expert. Just someone to let her know when she's looking bad. Freedom but like help.
What she needs, is what everybody needs — People in her life who genuinely care about her, not what she can do for them.
She looks like she’s trying to do all her dance moves at the same time.
She looks like rickety cricket making a musical.
Living, vicariously, through one’s past can be a strange trip.
Brittany, gurll. You don’t have to post everything
Leave Brittany Alone!
Ya know, we all laughed at this kid. Then we realized they were right....
Actually though. I think it’s really mean to laugh at her. I get the internet is a mean place but there are so many better targets for comedy. The girl is legitimately sick.
Came here looking for this comment. The replies didn’t disappoint.
Hit the crack pipe one more time
Upvoted just because you made me sing it.
HMC means hold my crackpipe this time.
I don’t know if she needs the money or the attention, but it seems like OF is her best move.
I mean if it worked for your mum and auntie go for it!
I’m sure there’s a market out there for 70+ year old women. I’ll suggest it to them and let them know you’ll be the first subscriber.
Taken the hits like a champ. This I appreciate about you and will always welcome the 70+ OF category. #eldersneedlovetoo
It's certainly not money, she's estimated to still be worth $60 million and her royalties are bonkers, I read somewhere some of her songs are on 30% of youtube/Spotify play lists.
Certainly the dropping of a lit cigarette onto a hardwood floor and continuing to dance is indicative of her giving zero fucks about repair costs.
...she's estimated to still be worth $60 million...
I can't comprehend the kind of person with that kind of f-off money not spending a minuscule amount(to them) to make their lives better. Psychologist/counselor, chef's meals, social media advisor/manager, etc. just throw "some pocket change" at taking care of yourself and giving yourself guard rails.
Hair stylist. The trailer-park bottle blonde look hasn't worked for her for a long time.
She is a performer at heart. She loves to dance. I don’t think you can compare her love of dance to her somehow needing to make an OF.
People are just dicks, it never changes. People are sympathetic in theory to her trauma but when she behaves like someone with trauma it’s The Harvest from south park all over again.
sees someone clearly experiencing mental health issues and suggests they put sexual imagery of themselves online for the world to see
Right? What an insane thing to think. This woman is clearly mentally unstable and acting strange while going back and forth on hyper sexualizing herself. She should make an onlyfans!
She would easily make a couple million in the first month and likely break OF in the process.
So it’s a disappearing cigarette act
5-6 second mark you can see her stub it out with her fingers
You can take the girl out of the trailer park but…
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Looks like she dropped it at the 10second mark.
Yeah but imagine walking into this: seeing her dancing like mix between an inflatable tube man and a crackhead and half smoked cigarettes all over her wooden floor. If this was my sister/ friend I’d be concerned af.
Why are all her videos shot using a potato?
She’s from the early 2000s. Camera phones weren’t great back then.
cause shes mashed
Oh Brittney.. You look awful. Get some help. You’re worth it.
That’s sad to watch
she's weird but looks like she's having fun. i don't really understand the comments calling this tragic
seems ppl are just sad about the optics
Yah clearly she is vibing and posted this intentionally. The smoking could have even been a bit. Either way it’s goofy.
Man so depressing. Bleak
This is uncomfortable to see. She looks rough and doesn't appear well.
The thing is, she isn't hurting anyone. She has said she was controlled for so long. Maybe she is just expressing herself and working through some things. Calling her names and ridiculing her does nothing. I just hope she is ok and finds some peace.
Something tells me she will be putting out content like this into her 70s. If dementia doesn't entirely wipe her out by then.
Sadly, I don't think she'll make it that far. Too much abuse from those around her early on and now herself.
TBH it kind of looks like the rest of those cringe videos people are putting up these days. She can dance if she wants to....
She can leave her friends behind!
If your friends don't dance, well if they don't dance, well they're no friend of mine
Oops I did it again...
Do you think she is on drugs ?
Mania can present that way dead sober
Aren’t we all
Her first husband, I believe it was, said she's on meth
Abusing prescription Adderall. The fancy people don’t call that meth, sweet heart.
It was said to be crystal, though.
https://www.businessinsider.com/britney-spears-slams-report-shes-on-meth-2023-6
Oh God, don't tell the Addy people on Reddit that it's basically weak meth. They get VERY upset.
Poor thing, she’s free now and crazy!
It’s the puffs before she breaks it down for me
Theres this thing where like, part of me wants to go "oh wtf are you doing".
Shes doing... Literally what the entire world knows her for doing.
Shes been doing it since she was like 18, its what she knows.
She needs help. I feel out of control sometimes but I'm not famous so no one can see me embarrass myself.
Ooof, cringy. I hope she gets help
This is sad. I'm sad. I never cared for her music, but she's still a human being and she's been through some shit. I would never have imagined in 1998 that this is how she'd end up in 2024. It's not funny. Not even a little bit.
LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE!
Is she ok?!? Wtf !
No. She’s clearly going off the deep end and losing her mind. Wonder if anyone even goes over there and checks on her or if she mostly never sees anyone, records these weird fucking videos all day, thinks people are enjoying her “performances” on social media.
What a nightmare, you think you’re doing something impressive or entertaining, posting it online, and you have no idea the world is collectively cringing watching your public downward spiral.
I’ve looked like this at the club back in my day more times than I’d like to admit lol
She's still got it...
Mental health issues?
Yes, she does.
She looks like a girl that would ask you for a 'cigritt'
Well crackheads dance like crackheads...
I like to imagine this is how she spends most of her days. Just dancing like no one is watching.
Bro, by all right anyone in her position would have killed themselves. We are in extra time with Briney!
Do your thing girl.
WTF!
Janet Jackson - playing in the background - would like to be removed from this narrative.
Well, as long as she is no threat to herself or others (and those poor intimidated dogs from the last video) I'll give it a pass.
It's almost like she's never done a choreographed dance, which is wild. She's just flailing like a child trying to imitate professional dancers. This woman needs help.
Every video she’s rolling her hands around. So weird.
That's what confuses me too. Why is she dancing like she doesn't know how?
Tragic
This is what happens when you have people handing you in Hollywood as a child. Most likely she was given drugs or drugged many times, most likely raped, and or molested. And then when she was used to the point of damage, she’s left alone to go down a sad path of mental illness, which many of you are sadly making fun of.
Somebody messed that girl up badly. I haven't watched her documentary, but I'm willing to bet she's been molested. It's sad.
How's this any different from the endless tik tok dancing videos?
Bc she’s not just doing a choreographed TikTok tok dance. She’s been doing the same manic looking spinning dance for years now. Another huge difference- look at her eyes… they have the blank stare of someone that’s been heavily medicated for a long time. This is not your average tiktok dance…
This girl needs fucking help so bad. Watching her spiral is heartbreaking. It’s like she has no soul left or something, her eyes are blank. I really wish she hadn’t been exploded for so long so she had people she could actually lean on for help. It’s beyond sad.
Why are we mocking a mentally ill person
That's a mating dance. Men, do your duty!
Corey Feldman 2.0
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