If Dudley married a witch, who would she be?

Let's hope not! I mean, it's a real risk, but based on DH, Dudley might take steps to grow less like his father.

my guy might be slow and spoiled but I don't think he would ever hit a woman. i know he was a bully but it's what stupid teenagers do, i was a quiet kid but had a few fights in school too.

The dursley family likes to be normal. So no police.