I is for “I didn’t know you could read.” - NOW J!

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A- “Are you quite sure you don’t need a cough drop, Dolores?”

B- “Babbling, Bumbling, Band of Baboons!”

C- “CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!”

D- “Dobby never meant to kill! Dobby only meant to maim, or seriously injure.” + “Dobby is FREE!”

E- “Expelliarmus” - Harry Potter

F- “Follow the SPIDERS?! If Hagrid ever gets out of Azkaban, I'll kill him.”

G- “Give her hell from us, Peeves.”

H- “Have a biscuit, Potter.”

I- “I didn’t know you could read.”

J- ???

Side note: Quotes can be from the books or movies!

in harrypotterby ButtonJaded3143

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Unhappy_Performer538

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Why are we voting if OP just picks what they want

Low-Bit3293

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OP changed it to "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good"

ButtonJaded3143

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Lmao I’ve only picked one 😅

Unhappy_Performer538

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Yeah that's not how this works.

IllustratorChance349

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Wait, how is I "I didn't know you could read"? I thought the winner was "I solemnly swear that I'm upto no good"

PangolinMandolin

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Petition to have the list corrected!

IderpOnline

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Or send OP straight to Azkaban. What a stupid move lol

runrunrudolf

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Ravenclaw

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Yeah, I didn't know you could read was so far down the list of comments and not highly rated as it was film only.

OP might as well have just done one post saying their favourite quotes from every letter of the alphabet.

Triv02

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Ravenclaw

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Yeah OP is literally in the comments of the last post saying “this needs to win” under the “I didn’t know you could read” post

Why even have people vote if you’re just gonna pick your favorite lol

Lilac_14

Ravenclaw

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Also OP literally said they were picking the top comment in another post

runrunrudolf

Ravenclaw

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I like this sub-thread of Ravenclaws spouting the hard facts 😂

Lilac_14

Ravenclaw

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I didn't even notice!

ButtonJaded3143

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I only did it because there wasn’t really quotes from the movie. I’m only doing this once :)

Triv02

Ravenclaw

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Obviously this is your post, you’re free to choose whichever quote you want. It’s just clearly not a voted on list of best quotes anymore considering the quote chosen for I lost by over 1000 votes lol

I’m not sure how one could reasonably argue that “I solemnly swear that I’m up to no good” isn’t a movie quote though lol

ButtonJaded3143

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True. Y’all points are valid. You could say it’s from the movie. Which didn’t think about that either. It will be changed :)

punkin_spice_latte

Ravenclaw

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B and D were both movie only quotes.

Gusstave

Slytherin

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I’m only doing this once

And that's one to many.. I'm dropping your game and will be down voting every further post.

Comfortable-Dish1236

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J’accuse!

Lilac_14

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Ravenclaw

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The OP liked that one better. I'm offended as I'm the one who made the "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good" comment.

IllustratorChance349

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That sucks. What's the point of doing this if it's not going to be democratic? OP could have just made the list on their own...

ThePeakOfMountStupid

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Hey, everyone knows 89 upvotes is more than 1500

ArcadiaRivea

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8 is bigger than 1, so this is correct

Lilac_14

Ravenclaw

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That's what I was thinking

underlightning69

Ravenclaw

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Oooof. Didn’t realise there was an “only quotes I like” qualifier attached to these posts. Bit of a waste of time.

Gusstave

Slytherin

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wtf op seriously????

CrystalKai12345

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Slytherin

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lovetyrannicalreddit

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Whoever makes the j post should just switch what i was to that one.

dheebyfs

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It unscrews the other way is still supreme

IllustratorChance349

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Lol true

TheKratex

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That's.... Not what we voted for

literaryghost

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Snivellus

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J solemly swear that I am up to no good

ButtonJaded3143

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😂😂😂

roland_right

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"Just pick your favourite instead of the false pretence of a democratic vote"

Can't remember which book that's from 😉

elven_wandmaker

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It's from Book 8 - Harry Potter and the Illusion of Choice

Limeila

Ravenclaw

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Still sounds better than that one awful fic I read that was marketed as "book 8 kinda"...

ravenclaw188

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Ravenclaw

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Wait what? I solemnly swear I’m up to no good should’ve won

CrystalRedCynthia

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"Just because you're allowed to use magic now does NOT mean you have to whip your wands out for EVERYTHING!" - Molly Weasley

Rdogisyummy

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“Just because you have an emotional range of a teaspoon, doesn’t mean we all have” - Hermione Granger

Side note : I can’t think of anything else, J is terrible not going to lie

Zkang123

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J is one of the least common letters of the English alphabet

HereBecauseImASquib

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Just wait for k. I'm here trying to think of anything and only thing coming is "Katie"

krhsg

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Kill the spare?

whovian5690

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...Kreacher...?

HereBecauseImASquib

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Yeah him too

Keks4Kruemelmonster

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This needs to win, The quote is AWESOME.

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ButtonJaded3143

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Yeah fr. J isn’t much to work with…

Rdogisyummy

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You should change the one for I though, everyone’s pretty livid about it including myself

ButtonJaded3143

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Yeah, I didn’t know y’all liked that quote so much lol

Rdogisyummy

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It’s the incantation to open the map that helped the Marauders, Fred and George, and the Golden Trio do some of the things they did.

Adorable-Amoeba-1091

Slytherin

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Either the teaspoon one or this

”Just because it’s taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn’t mean no one else has spotted I’m a girl! ”

Adorable-Amoeba-1091

Slytherin

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Thank you kind stranger for the award 🙇‍♀️

benjiisthatcake

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Is there a reason op isn’t using what we voted for? What’s the point of voting if op is picking what they like?

elven_wandmaker

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“Jiggery Pokery! Hocus Pocus! Squiggly Wiggly!” - said Harry in a fierce voice.

M-E-AND-History

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"MUUUUUUUM! HE'S DOING YOU-KNOW-WHAT!"

thefrozenflame21

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"JORDAN!"

cookiequeen324

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“sorry professor! it won’t happen again, i swear!”

cookiequeen324

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omg it HAS to be this

IllustratorChance349

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Just then, Neville caused a slight diversion by turning into a large canary.

Krozard

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Ravenclaw

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"Justice!" - Uncle Vernon, holding a spoon

benjiisthatcake

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We need justice for the letter i

Gnoomy9

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Just wait till my father hear of this - malfoy

sandyeggo89

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I like this one because it’s quintessential Draco. Didn’t he say it several times? Or at least imply it often lol

Responsible_Monk7176

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Just because it’s taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn’t mean no one else has spotted I’m a girl

LuciaCassendraMalfoy

Slythedor

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"Just because you're allowed to use magic now does NOT mean you have to whip your wands out for EVERYTHING!" - Molly Weasley

WilmaTonguefit

Hufflepuff

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I was looking for this one. I hope it wins

Lilac_14

Ravenclaw

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Jordan, I'm warning you

NomdePlume1525

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“Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.”

DimplefromYA

Slytherin-Durmstrang

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Justin Finch-Fletchley was lying on the floor, rigid and cold, a look of shock frozen on his face, his eyes staring blankly at the ceiling.

Healthy_Temporary_44

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u/ButtonJaded3143 ima be realy you should just change it cus you have so much hate even tho i like this one more

adoptai

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James was a pureblood, Harry, and I promise you, he never asked us to call him 'Prince’ - Lupin

DoodleyMoodley

Gryffindor

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"Just then Neville caused a slight diversion by turning into a large canary."

Alithis_

Hufflepuff

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Eh, not as much fun if it’s not a list of top choices.

heyrosiebee

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it has to be "Just Harry" SURELY

VariousFineDesigns

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"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have!"

-Hermione "Tell 'Em'" Granger

Nico-CHB

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Have to agree with those already posted, there isn't much to work with. justice and the teaspoon quote are the best I could think of too.

TheGogglesDo-Nothing

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Dang it I missed I. I was going to post “Is that a stew-dent?!?!”

Mywierdreality

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“Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon”

m00n5t0n3

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Revolution

mymourningwood

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Didn’t we just do this exercise a few weeks ago?

CrystalKai12345

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JORDAN,IF YOU CAN’T COMMMENTATE IN AN UNBIASED WAY-

TrekkieJedi84

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I would have Posted “I don’t know about you two, but I’m going to bed; before either of you come up with another clever idea that could get us killed,or worse, expelled“

Opening_Ad_7451

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“Just knocked out”

Playful_Nergetic786

Ravenclaw

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This one hard

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chocoboporter

Slytherin

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Tom Felton said it's not an improv. He was pulled to one side by chris and instructed him to say that line and they kept it because they thought how he delivered it was funny.

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Rdogisyummy

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Bro’s ahead of the curve😂