Whats Dracos best diss?

"Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something."

"You're in luck, Weasley, Potter's obviously spotted some money on the ground!"

Makes me cackle

He’s a bullying prick, but “Potty and Weasel” will never not be funny to me.

If you were any slower, you’d be going backwards.

His best diss has got to be the lyrics to “Weasley is our King”

There’s something delightfully and disarmingly juvenile about ‘Potter Stinks’. It’s not a good or creative insult at all, but having people flash them all day must’ve been one of those ‘death by a thousand cuts’ situations. It’s made doubly funny by the Creeveys trying to change them, only to get them stuck saying that.

Nice earmuffs potter. Did your mother knit them.

From the game.

He dresses like our old house elf

The bit where he imitates Colin Creevey that ends with "can I lick your boots, Potter?" Even Harry, who was by this point extremely done with Colin's fanboying, thought that one was pretty good.

"You'd Better Hurry Up, They'll Be Waiting For 'The Chosen Captain' — 'The Boy Who Scored' — Whatever They Call You These Days."

I know it’s not in the books but I love the doodle h sends Harry in Prisoner of Azkaban of Harry getting struck by lightning playing Quidditch

I didn’t know you could read

"Nice earmuffs Potter, did your mum make them for you?"

"Be good now. Potty. Weasel King" --ch.28 OOTP

"Riddikulus!" "This class is ridiculous"

Potty and the Weasel 😂

"God Crab, if you were going any slower you'd be going backwards" I know I butchered it but I always thought this line from COS was very funny as a kid.

Edit: Malfoy was actually addressing Goyle

From A Very Potter Musical- "Red hair, hand-me-down robes, and a stupid complexion? You must be a Weasley!"

“I didn’t know you could read”

"I didn't know you could read". From the movie

"Fink my name's funny do you? No need to ask YOURS -- red hair, and a hand me down robe... You must be a Weasley" was really mean but what an AMAZINGLY sick burn for a freaking 11 year old!

The only memorable part in Cursed Child (I know, I know) for me was when Harry and Draco have another duel and Draco tells him something along the lines of “you’re slowing down old man” or something of the sort, and Harry responds with “we’re the same age!” And immediately Draco retorts “I wear it better.” Loved that zinger

Not a diss, but his ability to get the majority of the school to wear "Potter Stinks" badges, after Harry saved the world from an immortal voldemort, saved the school from being closed down, and avoided a serial killer is what I'm most proud of Draco for.

Longbottom, if brains were gold you'de be poorer than Weasley

"You'd better hurry up, they'll be waiting for 'The Chosen Captain' - 'The Boy Who Scored' - whatever they call you these days."

“Weasley was born in a bin” 💀💀💀

Maybe not his best, but in OotP when the Slytherins are taunting the Gryffindors during Quidditch practice, Malfoy calls out "Hey Potter, how's your scar? Do you need a lie down? Must be a whole week since you were in the hospital wing, that must be a record for you" - He does have a point, Harry ends up there at least once every book! (except DH obviously)

One of my favourites has to be his improvised movie line: 'I didnt know you could read?' so funny 😂

“training for the ballet, potter?”

Potter, why don't you sign an autograph for Weasley it'll be worth more than his family's house?

"Weasley would like a signed photo, Potter. It'd be worth more than his whole family's house."

"I didn't know you could read" lives in my head rent-free

I loved when he called Harry “the boy who scored, or whatever”

Simultaneously hitting on Harry’s overrated fame with the public, and overrated fame in school as a jock

Honestly, Goyle, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards

I'll never get over "scar-head"

I think Draco's best lines come up during Care of Magical Creatures. It's really the only time I laugh at what he says.

GoF is a goldmine because of all the Skrewt action.

My father will hear about this!!

I know it's not from the books, but "I didn't know you could read."

I feel it's the "attach a parachute to your broom" one.

I know it's Overshadowed by Harry's snap-flash, but I rate it very highly.

I'm curious and if Harry wasn't the chosen one then would Neville longbottom be or not according to me? And I also know that this has nothing to do with it but what would happen if that happened???

"I bet you can’t last ten minutes in this tournament.”

If I was Harry I would have said “Oh and I suppose you could?”

Nothing- As Draco doesn’t follow it up with action. All bark no bite.