30F, Finally mustered up the balls, first impression?

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You look tough, no nonsense, strong and well adjusted. Pretty, too.

Maria Sharapova quit tennis, married a blue collar guy from Ohio, had 2 kids, got a tattoo, and drives a minivan.

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Mustard balls. 🤣🤣🤣

But seriously, you look tough and genuine and down to earth, and the combination makes you very attractive. I would assume that you're probably cool.

You look like you'd enjoy punching someone in the face

Don’t eff with that kid’s mom.

You look like you don’t use your turn signals

You had dimple piercings?

Well, I thought you were a truck driver at first

Strong and independant

You look like you have a mischievous side and you are very pretty.

I’m so sorry to say this but you look like Elon Musk. Can you raise the Twitter post limit again please?

Strong of you to post your face. Yes Reddit is a place full of sick people. So pay no mind to any comments. I think you're beautiful. Ok? Ok. Have a good one.

Tennis Balls? Anyone else think she looks like Maria Sharapova!

Honestly, you're going to lose points for having balls.

Truck driving school in your future

Softball player.

I like the smile says ya got a little sass 😏

I dig it.

Dating/married to a tattoo artist.

I’m really not sure, I’ve never had mustard on my balls before.

Beautiful and strong minded!

"Don't mess with this Jess" is all that comes to mind.

So pretty I almost don't mind the balls.

You look like one of those girls that can crush a watermelon between her legs

Runs a brothel, is good to her employees.

You look like you have a cool husky voice and like beer

You look pretty but seems like you stress about everything

You look like a tired single mother that's been rejected far too many times on tinder/bumble and that your kid thinks the 17th man you present to him will be finally his daddy.

How many kids/ex husbands do you have?

Factory worker, star on the work softball team, into women than you care to admit. You are strong and don't shy away from letting your opinion be known or put others in place. Beer over wine all day, every day.

You look like you probably don't have balls.

Absolutely beautiful

Nice hair, nice dimples, nice tat, extraordinary eyes, got a naughty look to them. Just need to see you smile now! Go on cheer us up and go be us a smile!

Super cute!!!

The balls 🤣 nice !

Chick-Fil-A is open for lunch

Beautiful ❤️

Are you related to Amber Heard? My first thought was that you look like Amber Heard, second thought was “why would Amber Heard ask for first impression?”

Absolutely beautiful

your balls looks sweaty

I would take a double look if I saw you IRL.

Really think a smile would elevate this picture massively. Go for it!

Devor ed and need a man on your level. Must be hawt, a provider, a protector but also a feminist.

I get Tori Scott vibes from saved by the bell

Your car is slightly old with few extra accesories which doesnt look like for a female owner, might be a second hand car or your partner's
the tattooo is a simpler one without being catchy but just a tattoo, so you're not a risk taker or prolly low on confidence
the same is affirmed by "mustered the balls"
The smile is slightly assymetric, more of a smirk

by any chance, are you a housewife? or if i may ask are you jobless?

Ehh looks like you’ve been run through and now are wanting to settle down. Just an honest impression

More of a "ketchup on the taint" kind of a guy but to each his own ig.

You are beautiful

Beautiful

Gorgeous!!

You look tough. Like if a fight broke out in a bar or club you would know how to react. Tbh if we were dating I'd probs start some shit just to see you fight.

Sharapova?

Cute focused and pretty

A woman with too much testosterone

You are gorgeous

Always use ketchup instead of mustard, it tastes great!

Stella Warren

My first impression was you have something on your cheek. Then I realized they are just cute dimples.

You have a very pretty but bitchy looking face.

Gorgeous

A tough and strong person to deal with..

You look like you spend a lot of your day annoyed but you’re everyone’s favorite coworker to grab a drink with after work.

Maria Sharapova.

Smokes and has bad credit

Don’t know yet. No body shot

Clear rivers

Chill af. You’d talk rings around me in craft beer while dazzling me with your sports knowledge

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You’ve got two kids called Everleigh and Jai’dyn

Beautiful!

Whipped cream, chocolate sauce, soo many good edible options for balls... mustard? Sounds yellow stainy

You seem like a trustworthy person. Maybe you have had your share of bad experiences but you are open to the goodness life has to offer, and you are willing to get out of you comfort zone to explore new things. You look determined and courageous. Very attractive as well :)

Beautiful gnd vibe

A woman who can drive, impressive

Cool tattoo! Gotta love Sunflowers.

Quite lovely, and really rockin' those hoops.

No nonsense woman. Too many tattoos already.

You are very sweet and kind, grew up a little tomboy-ish because you had to be tough but want your special person to treat you very sweet :)

You look like the girl your friends choose to be the we gotta go girl.

You smoke or vape too much

Cool and determined, that as attractive as you are.

Your dream car is ford f350, you sometimes drink beer while driving

You look like you have a good but dry sense of humor

Definitely beautiful.

You look like you’re probably fun to be around, a lot of non PC jokes. Maybe some pranks. Laid back but your shits mostly together.

You look very tough and strong

Very attractive

You look absolutely beautiful

Confident and pretty. A great combo.

You look like you have a fun personality! Of course, you also look GREAT!!!

Like you enjoy driving 🤣

Wary. Skeptical. Quick to go your own way.

Makes me hungry

You look like the kinda gal who would be comfortable at a rodeo, drinks beer happily and doesn't mind getting your hands dirty all in a days work.

Beer and a shot after work

You look like every other girl out there.

I'd cross the street if I saw you. Not trying to get hit like one of your boyfriends.

You’d beat me in a fight.

Gorgeous

look like someone with a slightly raspy voice. but who is also just really cool

Gorgeous!!

Maria Sharapova

Maria Sharapova, you're very pretty

Perfect. Real and interesting x

you look tough

Gorgeous

You look like a mom

Jewel the singer vibes

Awesome photo, you look great

If you love mustard, you’re cool imo

You look like Jewel in a cool way