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I really want to know the instinct that some people have to try and slowly take off their clothing when a fight is about to start.
It means they don't really want to fight
Nah, taking off your shirt is street fighting 101. Without a shirt on, your opponent has nothing to grab onto.
Sure maybe it makes sense to take it off when you have distance. Not when you're face to face lol
Never let him close..
Lol right, he might have seen that sucker punch getting loaded up if he wasn't two inches from the guys face
Wanna now?
Or face up on the ground…
C'mon Charlie take your shirt off
I can grab your wrist too. Better pop those arms off
That reminds me of that machete fight from a few days ago. Can't grab that guy's wrist. Not his left one anyway.
That's stupid. Taking your shirt off isn't street fighting 101. I've been in plenty of fights, and none of them took off their shirt a hoodie, maybe not a damn shirt... what's next, taking off your pants and shoes so no one grabs on to them? Lol
Well you can be in fights with dumb people. It's really not that hard to understand why not wearing clothes would be an advantage.
And underwear. Both of them fighting naked, like nature intended.
I was always told it’s less things for the opponent to grab on too. Les fabric to grab harder to fight same with hair for example. I still never understood it because like homie here, you are vulnerable as you taking clothes off.
Imo it’s more for mutual combat than random altercation. Like if you talking shit and then yall plan to meet to fight, easy to take your shirt off before in danger, in random altercation, not so much (as seen above).
Clothes can be restricting sometimes too and in a fight range of motion can be pretty crucial
Wondering the same.
He thought they were playing peekaboo.
I might take my shirt off as it’s a good thing to grab and swing you by….. but a t shirt ain’t going to make much difference.
You can't intimidate a Samoan with your abs bro
at the risk of stereotyping, 9/10 times im backing a samoan v absolutely every other race
edit: i should probably say i back polynesian islanders in general, they just built different
Yeah, water people don't fuck arround.
I've seen Moana, Pacific Islanders are no joke
It’s a funny name to me. Because it can also be pronounced “Moan”-“ah”. Like a frail, old white British lady.
They typically fall in the joke category
cunt, im saying this for the rest of my life
Cheers mate
Vikings?
I mean... yeah, kinda. Sounds valid.
I'm Sacratic, just curious on how Samoan and Viking battle would look lol
😭😭😭
pretty much dont fuck with islanders if you value your health (and theyre good people who make bomb ass food too)
100% backed on all 3 points
i can still hear my islander friends in HS going "ayyy cuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzz" in theyre deep AF voices
my favourite is the huge maori dudes who still have the chirpy high pitched nz accent
Tongans?
islanders in general, edited main post for clarity
No problem.
But in a islander battle Royale who you voting for, my money is on the maoris
terrific question, all my islander mates are samoan so i gotta hold it down for the boys
Haha I got my ass kicked by a Maori kid in highschool in a way that I haven't forgot, reminded me of facing my dad, a kid my own age haha
no shade from me, 16yo polynesian kids be built like 25yo grown ass men, as a general rule you were always gonna lose that fight lmao
I had nearly the same experience except I dipped and got in trouble for leaving school, my dad was pretty angry so I told him if he was that angry he could go fight the kids who wanted to fight me, my dad isn't a small guy but these kids are just bigger without even trying. Obviously my dad was not keen.
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I knew a guy with a face tattoo…but he didn’t break into the said “ha”….but im sure last words were “ahhhhh”
The man in the gif is actually Samoan tho 😆
It’d be crazy to watch a Samoan vs a Russian.
For those who don't know old school MMA. Fedor is arguably the all time GOAT.
One thing I've learned from Reddit is not to fuck with Samoans
If more were champs of fighting sports this would make sense. Also the clothes fixer cant fight and looks drunk.
good point, but in a day to day fight between average people, if one is polynesian, i’m backing them. as a rule, i’ve just seen them consistently packing fucking dynamite in their hands more often than not, and depending on the opponents chin, they probably only need one punch. point in case, op.
No doubt as far as strength, but strength is only a portion of what makes a solid fighter. In this vid however, you have a guy dumb enough to start a fight then fix his clothes once the guy stands up. Race aside, he deserved that knock out. But we have yet to see an actual fight between Pacific Islanders and other races of the same footing (meaning two actual fighters).
Max Holloway anybody for my money the baddest dude walking around at 145
Mark Hunt, former UFC heavyweight.
Nah don't feel bad. Was watching the video with a buddy. He asked what I was watching. I said 'oh the guy in the pink shirt is about to get bodied' and then well...you saw the rest.
ugh yeah, Russians, some Irish, and Mexicans too. You're in for a long night.
Well it did help that he king hit the black guy, be interesting to see how he would go when he doesn’t get the first punch in
if i were to walk up to a dude at least one weight class above me, get up in his face while he’s sitting down, talking whatever kind of smack, none of which i would do, and then he stands up, i surely have to expect that he’s ready to engage right?
also if he didn’t throw the first punch, he probably still has a good chance if he has any kind of chin on him. he telegraphed that punch like it was going out of style, and the other dudes hands were nowhere to be seen.
This 100% lol. They are basically breathing into each other's mouths, it's kick off time not hard to see.
9 times out of ten it'll go the Samoans way Jimmy boy. Trust
And 9 times out of 10 I will go with the guy that king hits first!
Nah you can't just sleep a Samoan with a king hit. I never seen a Samoan get slept my life and I'm from Auckland bruh
That ain’t a king hit 😂 more like a dog shot but no king hit guy is definitely still alive
Call it what you want, it was a low blow when he’s opponent wasn’t ready, he may be the best fighter in the world for all we now but my original post still stands, down vote me all you want
Wasn't ready?? Talk shit standing over a dude, then stand face to face posturing up? Yeah no he wasn't ready at all, never could have imagined shit might get physical
People playing with their clothes during a fight usually cant fight.
Especially with pants/shorts. Pulling 'em up, or down…
Poor guy just wanted to undress for a sexytime :'(
What the hell is that sound in the background? Some monotone voice recording?
It's from this YouTube video talking about Polynesian genetics.
If this sub has taught me anything I’m never fucking with a Samoan .
Hell who am I kidding I’m not fucking with anyone. But Samoans are a special godamn breed
Polynesians in general man, idk where Samoa is but NZ has these kinda dudes too. Polynesian blood is special
theyre either really chill or war machines, no in between
Will still get fucked by these guys
Some of them are both depending on who you are lol
Even the chill ones are war machines if you push them
Samoas to the north east of New Zealand, rlly close
It’s because of war. Bigger stronger men killed smaller and raped the women to the point where all the dudes now have the genes of strong. People will downvote me but it’s true.
Every race has had wars though. And Polynesian blood doesn’t = big, max Holloway fought at 145lbs and still has the Polynesian effect
The Samoans were more isolated so their wars had more impact on their genetics.
It's really not, though.
If you get in a fight with an islander 99% of the time, you started it they finished it.
Hell I’m a 4 stripe blue belt in Jiu Jitsu with 4 years of MMA experience and I still wouldn’t want to tango with those guys lol. Unless it was for sparring lol
One of my favorite videos of all time on this sub is a dude fucking with an Islander (Samoan or not? Might have been Hawaiian )
His boys are specifically telling him not engage with this dude but alcohol and pride you know.
Yeah well he gets fucking pummeled.
Yep, I know exactly which one you’re referring to as well.
sent him to god.... same day shipping 👼🙏📿🤼♂️
He dead
Who won? I was trying to take off my shirt.
The stupid pull your pants up and show your abs move is up there with the get in someone's face talking trash with your hands in your pockets. It's only ending one way. Dumb, dumb, dumb.
Never pick a fight with a ten year old Samoan boy.
Who's the cunt talking in the background?
From a YouTube vid about Polynesian genetics.
Why would they think playing it in this video would be a great idea? This isn't the Discovery channel. I'm trying to watch a fight.
the guy who posted it has 685 and the Rugby crest as his pfp, I think hes just tryna glaze his own culture
Just watch everything on here muted, its so much better. No screaming women, no idiot commentary
you have to be either incredibly stupid or suicidal to pick a fist fight with an islander, them dudes literally built different
Too worried about his drip then not getting slept.
Whats with people fixing their clothes or attempting to take them off rt at or during a fight? It’s really the #1 sign that they cant fight.
Who in their right mind would consider even smiling in the direction of a fucking huge Samoan.
LOL black dude got decked mid boss fight transition
Reddit has taught me over the years to NOT fuck with Samoans.
I’ve never seen a Samoan-like built type lose a fight in this sub ever.
Don't fk with Islanders. Mostly chill dudes but they hit like a truck and can rag doll most normal sized humans with ease.
Out before the obligatory removal of t-shirt thang, happens.
Gawd damn! You got knocked the fuck out man!
Bro didn't even take his airpod out.
Why was he raising his t-shirt? 😅
Why would you try to act tough and then try to take your shirt off while talking shit you tied your hands up trying to remove it and block your eye sight
samoanposting is at an all time high and im loving it
I swear Samoans be having hands made of bricks.
Another dude who thinks it's a bright idea to start stripping when a fight is imminent.
Islanders are a different kind of strong
what the fuck is with the double audio?
is that some like zoomer level of not being able to pay attention to 1 thing at a time?
Talk is cheap
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Samoans are incredibly well built for fighting, if their swinging, you’ll be swaying
Slim samoan or thicc samoan. Pick ur doom.
What is all this yapping
What in the fuck compelled you to fight a Samoan?? Like idk want to stereotype as I know the harm in it but like those absolutely beautiful fuckers have been born strong 😭
Like they could genetically beat the shit out of you. They're also HELLA nice 😭 How did you get into a fight with them😭
A Samoan 6th grader always took my lunch money, back when I was a senior in high school. 😳
Already knew something like this was gone happen based off the title. I aint never seen a somoan lose a fight.
Idk why but I’ve never seen a Samoan fight a black dude.
Fight of the ages, ended in one punch.
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Thunder lightning
Cameraman…Portrait or Landscape. Don’t change orientation mid video!!
Why is he lifting his shirt??
DAMN SON!
I don’t think he pulled his pants up hight enough..
Lemme take my shirt off..
One guy all focussed about pulling up his shirt pretending he’s something, while the other guy focuses on just putting him down.
I'm going to get in your face and then pull my shirt over my head. Low fighter IQ.
It just seems like every single pacific island can throw hands. Like every one of them has some sort of formal training.
What’s that voiceover?
Propofol hands.
If only there was a voice over that was too soft to hear anything, that would great.
Unless you are Samoan you should NEVER fight a Samoan. That’s basic fight advice
Even then, your odd are even at best
crazy to think the samoan is 12 years old
Been there done that lol
That punch was like a high pressure piston. Good lord.
The amount of dudes who get up in someone's space yappin without actually being "ready" never ceases to amaze me🙄
Damn Uce, you got knocked OUT
Dont fuck with any islanders man they built different
Those island boys are not to be fucked with
Love it
Looks like the black guy works at Trader Joe's.
Getto David Attenborough in the background 😅
Lol migan in the background
Don’t ever fuck with islanders. Very pleasant generous people in my experience. But they are tough if you rub them the wrong way.
Alternative Title: Sucker Puncher vs Male Stripper.
Samoan supremacy.
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