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I’ve got enough beans and spaghetti hoops to last a few months
pfffft spaghetti hoops holy shit
WE'VE got enough beans and spaghetti for months.. and apparently toilet paper too, comrades
So it was you! Give me back my fuckin paper mate!
Shit I got a bidet in 2020.
Never looked back, haven’t bought a single roll. Screw you Big Toilet paper
You still gotta wipe your ass a little to make sure. Lol.
Not when you have it set to pressure washer
You're prepared for some crazy amounts of shit
Ah, vintage sheets
Lmfaooo
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Did you really just say "mute" instead of "moot"?
Did you really correct "moot" instead of "moo"?
"It's like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter"
It’s moo.
Maybe they turned the commute down at the end since it was over?
be nice! they might have a low shelf of steam
The fact these two are the best America has to offer says it all. Biden should be in a retirement home and Trump is…
a criminal and should be serving time in a prison?
“I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH A PORNSTAR!”
He certainly likes to hang out with them. Criminals, I mean. Remember is campaign manager Paul Manafort? Remember Roger Fucking Stone? Remember his own personal goddamn lawyer Michael Cohen?! Remember his friend Jeffery Epstein? Ffs, this guy stinks so fucking bad, Voldemort could smell him through a brick fuckin wall.
voldemort could smell him through a brick wall
😂😂😂 That’s funny I don’t care who you are
..retirement home prison.
It isn’t our best. It’s who the corporations want
They aren't the best, they're just the ones chosen by the puppet masters.
…also old enough to be in a retirement home.
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He’s a puppet.
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The amount of gaslighting everywhere to vote for this zombie is out of control.
Let's pretend you can't hear trump shit his pants a 1 hour and 16 minutes into he debate.
It’s not gaslighting to say the guy who sounds old and struggles down stairs is a million times better than the corrupt rapist felon who tried to overthrow democracy.
Alternative is voting for Project 2025. You really want that?
Not saying I don’t want someone younger, but it’s not gaslighting to say this administration has gotten shit done and is trying to protect people’s rights. I want more of that. That’s not gaslighting.
What is the other option? A cheating, lying, racist, rapist traitor who is a convicted criminal?
Or - stay with me here - * anyone else *
That would be an amazing thing to see, all it would take is a complete overhaul of the entire US political systems and parties and how they are funded!!
Wanna start a revolution?
dont forget the voters either, they're entirely disfunctional. the world and their nation is crumbling around them and they still take pesidential elections like the most high school popularity contest ever.
After project 2025 you won't ever have to worry about elections ever again 😎
You can vote for the guy with the brain half-eaten by a worm, and who drove his wife to suicide.
What a time to be alive!
I mean if we're calling out racism you should really look into Bidens past
Being racist decades ago isn't nearly as bad as courting nazis and their ideals right now.
The people that tell us that about trump and have for 8 years are the same people that told us Biden was healthy, alert and capable of running the country.
Biden has done incredible as president, while the four years of the rapist-felon was a disaster.
I’d happily vote for a zombie over trump.
Maybe he doesn’t move well, but at least he went and thanked the moderators. He is a nice guy, he may move slow, but I would rather have a nice guy who knows how to govern than a lying asshole. Thats what I am thinking
Nice try bot. 2 day old account that was karma farming for more than half of that time....
Yet he can probably beat you in a bicycle race or a round of golf and you'd have to carry your own clubs.
You legit forgot Biden falling down while riding a bike?
I'm a professional bicycle mechanic. It happens all the time to people of all ages. Wear a helmet!
One of the biggest reasons I hate being strapped or clipped into pedals. I just like regular flat pedals.
What a delusional take.
I thought the same thing til I saw the Waffle House vid. Dude turned into a completely different person overnight.
Biden team running a lot of pr bots.
Probably shot him up with some of Hunter's coke!
They watch liberal news only. They don’t show the mental decline because they don’t say anything bad about him. The debate they was the first time a lot of them seen this behavior without writing it off as fake news. Now the panicking is setting in.
That's not even almost true
You’re an idiot. Dems are unhappy with Biden but are willing to put up with him/vote him in to avoid another Trump presidency
The media trying to hide or deflect from it, go look at the new articles on r/politics
It is electing Trump. If Trump is so evil why is this the best they can do to ensure he doesn’t take office?
If a sitting president is primaried, that party is guaranteed to lose the presidency.
The stage and the steps were poorly lit or poorly marked and his walking haltingly is not an issue. I would be careful coming down them.
Rather the takeaway is the difference between how the two conduct themselves in that clip summarizes the debate.
Trump fluffers are a comical bunch of pansies with hurt vaginas
Screaming about how decrepit Biden is to deflect from the damage Trump's first term caused, and trying to sell people on the flaming bag of shit a second term will deliver.
Where's Melania?
I love how Reddit is constantly trying to make Biden a better choice. They both suck stop with the BS.
The laws they’ll sign and the way they enforce them should probably factor into the decision…
Definitely. I just don't want Trump to put more of his people on the SCOTUS
If you think both candidates are the same, then you are not paying attention.
People-bots like u/Nom4s need to quit it with the “bOtH SidEs arE thE sAMe” nonsense.
He is the better choice. The party is the better choice. Trump is literally a convicted felon, without any room for debate. Found guilty by a jury of his peers.
They both suck, however, one is a lot worse than the other. Why is this so hard for so many people to understand?
Obama was half his age and he accomplished less than what Biden did in his first term. What we need in a president is love for the country and making the right calls and decisions and someone who knows how to negotiate with the other side. Biden is better than the last several presidents.
Yes, that was my point. Both of them are bad choices but Trump is objectively worse than Biden.
I actually think that Joe Biden has done a good job as president but he is clearly too old to be doing this. They both are but Trump's age is nowhere near as bad as, well, everything else about him.
Yes, you are right. But I trust the people surrounding Biden far more than I trust those around Trump. I truly think that Trump would like to be a dictator. And I believe that Biden will listen to the people that surround him and are experts.
It’s sad that I have to come to r/failarmy to get away for the D&R echo chambers.
It's like swimming in shit vs drinking shit, at the end of the day you're interacting with shit, but at least swimming in it won't give you diseases
One has a wife who loves and supports him and one waddled off stage after shitting his pants. On the official CNN YouTube, it happens at 1:16:22. Go listen.
Can you please link the video you’re referring to for the time stamp?
Ain't the first time
Won’t be the last either.
Holy shit your right XD. There is even a slight pause when it happened while he was talking. Comments are turned off unfortunately 😭
Right after Trump says 'it was too much money' then you can hear the pants porridge reach a steady boil.
haha damn, good lookin out
Hey now, what you don't see is behind the scenes Melania is ready with the change table, baby wipes and a clean nappy. Don't you dare say Trump doesn't have his wife's support.
Stair is tricky.
He left quick after the debate because he had to take shit that he was holding in for the whole debate.
if you listen back to the audio he very much did not hold it in
Holding? Listen to the debate at 1 hour and 16 minutes after trump talks about the tariff money he imagines China is paying and not Americans.
The guy behind him is grabbing his nose.
Is this post about how Biden is so old he can’t walk down two stairs, or about how Trump just walked off without shaking the adjudicators hands?
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I just notice the dude behind Trump holding his nose. I wasn't sure if Trump shit himself or just couldn't hold in a fart at 1:12:30 until seeing that guy's reaction. The woman walked ahead probably because she smelled him coming.
I can easily overlook a handshake when the standing president needs assistance in walking. That’s beyond bad. He’s about to die for gods sake.
Didn't you also have one that needed a wheelchair?
Before tv. He was a lot younger and not in decline, just had a bought of polio. Go eat a dick.
The fact Biden can’t walk or form conversations unassisted
It’s about how Trump shit his pants.
One giant step for man-I mean retirement.
Lol. That's all
Rage bate
The whole point for democrats in this debate was to show that biden is energetic and healthy enough to run 4 more years in office. We all know how that went. 😂😂😂
That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind!! He nailed that step. He's going to be a great president someday.
They already showed that the whole debate. A disrespectful piece of dog sh and a respectful honest guy. He went up with his wife and shook all their hands you .... he also walked forward stage, trump walked where there's light. Forward stage is like walking towards the sun. Man, you people can't see the forest for the trees.
This reminds me of Trump going down a ramp with a general at his side and he takes baby steps the whole way down to make sure he doesn't fall. The president is important but not as important as the administration he brings with him. Trump had the best people remember.....that's why so many got indicted or served time.... constantly had acting positions to avoid Senate approval. 40/44 of his cabinet including his VP won't endorse him or be back for a second term. The list goes on and on but we are over here talking about their age rather than their competency. Check their records vote accordingly
I still want to know who thought it was a good idea to have two retirees start their debate an hour after their bedtimes.
Who gives a shit about the "debate"?
Which one will appoint Christo fascists into lifetime positions of power and which one won't?
The only question I need to know the answer to. And we all know the answer.
Trump gave a shit in the debate…🤣
Biden clearly gave a shit about the debate. That's why he asked for it.
Who cares if Biden cared. I'm talking about voters.
The only question worth knowing the answer to is still this:
Which one will appoint Christo fascists into lifetime positions of power and which one won't?
I have no dog in this fight, just saying that this was posted by a bot and the two top comments are bots
That makes sense cuz this definitely was shown to the audience, I watched it as it happened
They both suck but I won’t vote for stumbling mumbling Joe. There needs to be a age restriction for this. Gotta be 35 years old to run for president but there’s gotta be restrictions for the other end of that as well.
Yeah you're definitely a good faith actor just wringing your hands at "having" to vote for Trump. Yep definitely yep.
You think the age restriction should be between precisely between 78 and 81, and it's not ok to start past the line but fine to cross the barrier during the term?
Video shows man walking off stage unassisted and also a man who needs help descending stairs
Stair
Let's not kid ourselves, Biden lost but Trump didn't win either. Nothing was learned, not a single devotee turned one way or the other.
I don't like either of them, but I got to give it to Biden. He went down to shake hands, trump just left. Really shows your character
Idk if I'd shake a man's hand who called me a Nazi either
That’s what you took from this? Hahahaha he was led by his wife like a geriatric. That is what they are showing you. He was barely capable of descending one single step. Character?! It shown Trump isn’t a puppet, it shows Biden is cognitively impaired. Open your eyes.
One took the stairs with help, the other diddnt take the stairs at all. Riveting.
They're both fossils at this point and at least one wears diapers 24/7
As an outsider, I dont understand why this is such a big deal. So what if hes a bit old? Its kinda sweet imo. During the debate it was obvious hed been told to memorise loads of stats and talking points which he clearly struggled with (i think most ppl would). But he had some good off-the-cuff stuff...its not like hes senile. Did we already forget that GOP speech Trump gave like a week or 2 ago? You know, the shark one. But all anyone seems to care about is how old biden is. Spoiler: theyre only 3 years apart.
Ultimately, Donald John is a sad, lonely man
There are clips of Biden at a rally on Friday already sounding a lot better. It was unfortunate timing that he was sick, but he seems good now.
I’m still voting for Biden even with one bad debate performance because the other guy is a felon
WHERE IS MELANIA?!!!
She's done with this BS...she's chiilin' in the NYC.
Biden can be in a fucking coma, I would vote for him. Fuck Trump, never Trump!
Care to elaborate
Well.. What he/she was trying to say.... 👀🤔😂😁 J/K
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Trump is a lying fascist
Trump derangement syndrome. Rather see the country fail than admit you were wrong. Good on ya. You sound super smart
These mfs vote with their emotions instead of with their brain. Smh 2024 MAGA!
The old angry guy who isn't very nice with no friends VS the old nice guy who's rather friendly.
I know Biden is not the best of the best that America can offer (that was Obama) but Trump is the worst of the worst.
Lleva un pedo que seguramente vaya cagado encima.
Oh my.
Watch every one important about biden. https://youtu.be/4m4_KibqaRU?si=1MGF5zoDnzwwRJbI
Bad bot, no cookie
Tells you everything you need to know.
Was the fail trump storming off stage without saying anything or a 81 year old man navigating steps? The real fail is with tapper and bash.
As much as I like Biden, we need younger candidates for the Whitehouse.
That debate was like the scene from Family Guy where Herbert fights the old nazi.
Sleepy Joe thanking Tapper for saving him during his rambling.
Where is the fail?
Dunno
If a third party is halfway decent, I’m going for it.
No way I’m voting for either of these two clowns.
Honestly I think trump waddling out with his diaper full of shit was more undignified.
This can't be real!
This has to be some kind of social experiment!?
Are we talking about steps here..
Or a creepy convicted felon that lied over and over saying stuff like democrats kills new born babies…
It was shown, though.
You’re just a liar.
And he claims he carries his own golf clubs when he plays. He can barely carry himself. 🤦♂️
Too bad if none of us vote, America will get the picture. But just like macro transactions… some idiot will still do it
I think I also saw some apple sauce dribble from his mouth
Trump. Truth Social. Even Fox News covered it.
They're all fuckin liars, if your hard left or right you're delusional and a 🐱 because you are picking to be blind to the horrible decisions your chosen side are making (which ARE equally as bad) .they lie to us constantly and bathe everything in propaganda. Which for me makes my vote go for Big Orange because there's a reason the Republicans hold their nose over him and democrats hate him and it's not the reason they tell the sheep. I'd rather look a dickhead in the face then have it sneak up and fuck me.
Biden has loved ones and Trump has subordinates that rather walk two paces ahead so they don't have to hear or smell him?
I almost feel bad for Trump. He's so lonely. But then I remember he did it to himself.
I would walk out with that confidence too, if I got 1 hour to lie my ass off! Hahahaha
He was running to get a diaper change.
There is nothing wrong with this. I’m in my fifties and I do that too. Those aren’t easy to make out. And men’s dress shoes are not good gripping soles.
FFS.
I was thinking the same thing. Leather soles on such slick flooring. I would be very cautious. My thing about the clip is no one waiting for Cheeto Mussolini. In the wing. Not even his brown nose crew. I knew Melania wouldn’t be there.
You're telling me Biden looks old and slow while the edit slows everything down? Well I'll be!
Biden - "Your checks are in the mail."
The ‘well done Joe. You answered all the questions’ was also pretty hilarious and damning. It’s like how I congratulate my 4 year old.
Is this to show he's loved more than Trump or couldn't find his way off stage alone?
Trump has no love for people, dogs, the outdoors. Nothing. He only desires praise and power. A man like that should not be given such immense power.
Everybody's been saying it, but now all the democrats are acting surprised and shocked. One guy on the CNN panel said that the democrats deserve an explanation. Like bro, CNN's been saying bidens fit and healthy and calling people ableist for saying he's too old. The cover-up is so obvious, but they think we're all children or stupid.
Vote for a third party, shitheads.
Guy can't walk by himself but his is about to run country....of cliff.
The funny part for me was wondering where trumps wife was?
Shows both their negative qualities . Biden : stumbling , dementia ready but still polite to thank the interviewers. Trump : more youthful and energetic but just strode off thanking no one but himself
Hot take central on this sub
Two gramps one is more agile the other more respectful, both genocides.
There was no audience
Someone's got an agenda.
And it's a three day old account.
The fact that anyone believes anything that comes out of the political arena in this country amply illustrates the gullibility of the American people. God help us!
Clearly they were walking at the tempo of the song. /s
I’ve literally seen this a dozen times. He’s 81. Trump was helped down stairs by a general years ago. They both needed to retire a decade ago
But he had a cold! /a the propaganda machine and bots are put in force trying to cover for Biden. It's sickening.
What? They definitely aired this at the time, I watched it
Those steps look confusing and tiny to me too lol. Where's Melania sad!
Pathetic
Honestly pathetic Joe Biden shaking that moderators hand.
Pathetic I have to vote for this old man in diapers over the Hitler in diapers.
Pathetic America same with my $6500 deductible on health insurance for the unlimited industrial war complex we are put through this shit
This country is a joke. How's this even a legitimate debate!?!?
Did he shit his pants again?
He walks like he has painful arthritis, and maybe some joints that aren’t perfectly stable so he has to be careful not to step in a way his knees can give out. I’ve seen people in their early 60s walk like this, very gingerly. Do I think he should be president? No. Do I think his issues are JUST because he’s old? Also no. My grandparents are about 5 or 6 years older and do not walk this carefully.
If I had to walk down those shiny black stairs I’d need help, too.
This video makes me sad.
Can we just start the apocalypse already I still have 16,000 rolls of toilet paper from 2020