Interesting take
🇲🇮🇸🇨me glancing at my guillotine and covering it poorly with my hands
Lies I tell you! Preposterous!
Either you have really big hands or your guillotine is tiny, which is it?
Haha, Thys where your wrong biaaatch. It's a medium sized guillotine and my hands are medium sized too.
I concede. I should have seen that coming :)
how can you see it coming with medium sized hands covering it up!!!???
Oh.,... He's got ya there, dfmz
Will thy use thine guillotine to cut sourdough baked goods?
My guillotine is definitely not for the purpose of execution, this purely w cutting device
You could say it's using cutting edge technology
It’s the Small Guillotine mentioned by Toby the Devil
“Male adulterers, please see the nurse.”
The guillotine is not for your head.
Its a dickuillotine
Lorena Bobbit
I mean a man might kill you, but a woman will chop your penis off 😬😂😂
The case of a guy named Meiwes who not only cut off another man's penis, but also cooked it up for both of them to eat. Lol
Fuck... Come on men!! I thought we had one redeemable thing!! 😅
Edit: Wait.. both of them to eat!?
He's a rabbi.
What is this!? A guillotine for ants?
Lemme hit you with magnum real quick
hmm male here 57 I have never even been in a physical fight let alone killed someone .
Fellas, is it gay not to kill anyone?
Shooting someone seems pretty gay to me, you are penetrating another man.
If that’s not gay idk what is…
No you see the ancient philosophers worked all this out, to penetrate is to dominate and is therefor masculine
Yeah, it's only gay to receive, the guy giving it is just enjoying a butt hole and women have butt holes.
Therefore it's gay to get shot.
In Athens, there was a court case about if getting a thigh job from another guy makes you gay. Turns out no, getting a thigh job isn't gay. But GIVING a thigh job... that's gay as hell.
The wisdom of the ancients is endless
Army turned me gay! What do I do? Is there like a shot or pill I can take to remove the gay?
This is the real PTSD
Shooting a gun is girly. Real men club you with it.
No its trans.
Ohh so thats why i became a woman!
Well, the police can't get you anymore
It's gay not wanting to kill anyone. If you want it then u r good.
It is gay to kill someone, cause they/them
I’ve got into my 50s too without killing anyone. No intention of killing anyone either. Is there something wrong with me?
Yes. You are old. It's only going to get worse.
I'm sorry... It's terminal.
If you're in your 50's then probably lead exposure.
I think this might have been the one time you didn't need the /s
He's just being trans-parent
Obviously you don't fit into the category of nearly all men the the rest of men that have all murdered someone. Did you know earth's population should be closer to a trillion if it wasn't for all the men murders
I made a comment under the OOP comment where i did the math. "Statistics in 2022 show there are around 165,37 milion men in USA. FBI estimates that at any given time there are around 25-50 serial killer active in US alone. Statistically 95% of those are men, which gives us around 24-48 male serial killers. This data shows that an average man in USA has a 0,000015% to 0,000029% chance of being a serial killer. You would have to interact with at least 6,89 milion people to be absolutely sure at least one has to be a murderer. But sure, "nearly all male adults will almost certainly execute you"."
That's just serial killers. What about casual, weekend-only murderers?
Sorry man I only do ranked and competetive
I didn't make it passed age 10 before I punched a bully. I applaud you for being able to avoid fights.
I guess he was also a single child or had no brothers because I had to defend myself before age 10, too.
male but 19 and the only fight i ever got into was on reddit
According to this here you almost certainly will execute someone. You’ve still got some years left.
I smell a psychopath.
I smell a misandrist.
Even an average misandrist wouldn't believe this to be true
Fair. Misandrist idiot maybe.
I would say misandrists are idiots by default. Just like every other sexist.
A Misandridiot, if you will
I had been in an argument with one and they said that misandry doesn't exist...
I'm starting to think an average misandrist/misogynist is a fucking idiot
I smell a misandrist sub
Paranoid shut-in, perhaps
Im assuming they get all their info on the world from echo chamber subreddits
I've actually heard that one before in real life. Usually, it comes from a pretty simple logical fallacy: 80% of agressors are males, so 80% of males are agressors. I'm just throwing random numbers, but you got the idea.
That seems actually too believeable… I know many really struggle with the most basic statistics and percentages.
An anecdote, curtesy of my ex-gf:
Her stepfather: «I pay a lot of taxes due to boat, house, a cabin and wealth tax, it’s like 50%» Her: «wow, that’s a lot, how much do you take home?» Her stepfather «well I make 750k» Her «sooo, how much is that…?»
I started giggling, thinking she was only joking, which was close to my last mistake.
We were both 21.
I always find it funny that with say this bear vs man thing its okay to be sexist against men because of wildly abused statistics that aren't relevant to the conversation.
But if you say use the same type of statistic to say most violent crime is done by black people and you should avoid black people at all cost, then all of a sudden you are a racist...even though it is literally the same statistic (not saying you should avoid black people or be racist).
Every woman I know in real life all answered man, because who wants to go against a bear and they don't see all men as predators. A woman running into 100 men, chances she is assaulted almost zero. A woman runs into a 100 bears, chances she is assaulted almost guaranteed (multiple times).
I turned the question around on someone. "Who would you rather encounter walking down an alleyway, a black man or a bear".
And people said of course the black man, if you say bear you are racist. And they say this without any irony.
Yeah it's weird that I saw a lot of 'stats' being used to justify the bear over the man. But the moment you introduce a racial element, then suddenly stats are misleading.
I brought this up when that whole bear thing first came out. That you could use the bear analogy in any other bigoted context and it would sound horrific, but people consider it acceptable when bigoted against men. I was told those weren't “remotely comparable”, but when I continued to point out their arguments are the exact arguments racists make, they eventually just came out and basically said “well racists are wrong but people sexist against men are correct”.
But part of what frustrated me is that violence against women is a very real issue and something we need to discuss and work to minimize. But there are productive, healthy ways to have that conversation and unproductive, harmful ways to have that conversation. And anytime you’re comparing a demographic of people to wild animals you’ve almost certainly landed in the latter category.
That is the fallacy of online progressives, including Reddit. You can be a misandrist and say things like "I'd avoid men" and you'll get tons of likes, but if you were to choose a bear over a minority specifically, and if you choose the bear, you are now a racist.
Conservatives are olympic champions of twisting their brains in a knot with cognitive dissonance, but let's not pretend like online progressives dont twist their minds too with double standards.
I never understood that, you must walk past dozens or hundreds of men every day and not be assaulted.
It’s not every bear but it’s also not every man. Chances of being attacked by a bear are probably a lot higher than a man but because people don’t run into a lot of bears very few people get hurt.
Plus you can always fight back against a man with at least some success, especially if you’re prepared. Even a 5 foot woman could take down a 6ft+ 300lbs man if she plans it right. There’s not much she could really do against a 7ft tall 500lbs creature with claws and sharp teeth that could quite possibly kill you in a single hit.
Maybe being raped is worse than being killed, I haven’t had either happen but brown bears eat their prey alive. I’d assume being eaten alive is at least at the same level. Plus the chances of being attacked by any bear is much higher than the chances of running into a rapist or serial killer.
The worst part about bears is that they probably WON'T kill you. They have no natural predators. They will knock you down and start eating you while you're alive, and you won't be able to stop them. Talking to them won't work, A taser won't work, mace won't work, screaming won't work, kicking them in the balls won't work, you will be mauled alive until you bleed out.
My thoughts on this were perfectly captured here
Interstate side note: Apparently back in the 80s or so, the air Force did a study about possibly allowing female combat pilots. Ran flight simulations comparing women to men fighter pilots. Apparently, what they found was that the men were far more likely to just end the combat when the enemy bugged out and let them flee. Chalked it up as a win. The women, however....were ruthless. If the enemy tried to break contact and flee the women would hunt them down and kill them. Perhaps there is some self selection bias in the type of women interested in being a fighter pilot, but it does seem to fit with other things we know about women vs men.
It's r/boysarequirky, so 100 points to you!
Probably from twoxchromosomes subreddit
Yep I was just at the park this afternoon with my daughter and had to execute a few rambunctious 8 year olds. Messy work but ya know they were annoying me.
Men being men, how typical.
Men who have never killed anyone, raise your hand
I wish I could but I’m a lean, mean flyswatting machine.
Fuck this got me good
I have never killed a vertebrate, am I eligible?
Aw damn, why you gotta be exclusionary?
Does the mass murder of multiple ant colonies count? If so, then I put my hand down.
Every single time I end an interaction with someone I think about how lucky they are that I didn’t execute them right on the spot.
Same. People tend to think I'm dumb because I take so long to respond when people talk to me. In reality, I'm just too busy thinking of all the ways I could efficiently murder everyone in the room.
As a man I can confirm, me and the boys have been killing people left and right like all the time
Speak for yourself, I almost never killed anyone that counts.
Exactly! If they can’t count, they don’t count. (/s)
So all the babies I ran over with my steamroller? It was for nothing?
Sorry, they only count if they were in a stroller. Those things are friggin expensive <.<
Do you have any idea how hard it was to get my hands on over three dozen babies and a steamroller without raising suspicion? It was my life's work, my magnum opus. It was supposed to be my legacy, and now I find out it doesn't even count
If you had check in advance, I could have done you a solid: Zambonis are easier to get a hold of than seamrollers!
Oh absolutely! We meet up at the milk bar because that always sets us up right for a night of ultra-violence.
Mind if I join and we listen to some Ludwig Van while we’re at it?
I mean.... 464 000 murders in 2017 globally, 7.6 billion people that year....
.000627% murder chance. Obviously there are other factors but I think the true statement is almost all males will certainly not murder you, statistically, factually, as a matter of reality, you get my point
I have never killed anyone!
Maybe maimed at worst, but THOSE ARE JUSTIFIED!
/s bc Internet
Oh, good thing you put the /s there. I was about to call the police.
Boysarequirky? What is this? An incel sub?
Yeah pretty much. And their lack of self awareness to realise it is hilarious
It started as a sub to make fun of memes that are "girls are simple and emotional while boys are crazy and funny"
But out of nowhere an incel imvestation started and now it's basically a warzone and it's funny af to just sit and read their pointless "woman are better, no men are better"
*femcel
Incel is a gender neutral term. And from what I've seen in these comments, that sub gets both sides. So, it seems incel is the more accurate term. Mind you, you couldn't pay me to go to that sub, so my knowledge is not first hand
The sub is made to cater to female incels pretending they have the moral high ground compared to male incels. It's a train wreck.
Incel = Involuntary celibate.
It doesn't specify gender.
Sure, but in common parlance it's evolved to become closely associated with men.
Same thing that happened with the words literally/figuratively where the original meaning of the word is rarely used, that seems to be where it's headed.
Yeah but our society sure did. So you either try to push the correct meaning, or just go along with it and make a fem version.
I feel that downvoted comment in my very soul. What an excellent way to summarize Reddit.
Donkey and the Tiger parable on full display!
I have murdered all the people I wanted to murder!.
That being zero people, because unlike this oxygen thieving cuntox I'm not going to murder anyone.
Although I do still hold a grudge against the Norse bastards that burnt the lindesfarne monestary and burnt all the beautiful books. Oh and the bastards that burnt the library of Alexandria.
books are for losers, go pillage a town
The real facepalm is trying to argue with those people
Yes Karen, that is sexism too.
It seems it's very fashionable now to be a misandrist.
It's so fetch
And most of the time, it's by the same people who cry about misogyny and social injustices.
All of these men lining up to say they haven't murdered anyone.
Sounds like something a murderer would say!
Ah shit, there goes my plans
Yeah killed 50 people today. Boys will be boys🤷♂️
Women saying something with a slightly harsh tone is worse than being killed? 😂
Nearly all male adults will almost certainly execute you? 😂
Most mentally healthy TwoX user
Misandry be how it do
It do be what it do Yugi
It's apparently Gender Rwanda out there, yet we can presume Betsy goes outside at least once in a while without harmful result.
This Man vs. Bear thing reminds me of when a religious person sincerely asks, "if you don't believe in God, what stops you from doing X and Y horrible things?" like the implication is they have no natural aversion to being sadistic and violent, apparently a lot of people are kinda sociopathic. So when I hear women talk like this I read "If it was me out there I'd rape a bitch, why wouldn't I?" These are women you shouldn't leave alone with your children
It's true..thats why we're an endangered species.
I’m 47 and I’ve never killed anyone. Am I going to get in trouble?
No, it's ok. There are serial- and mass muderers picking up the slack for us. I haven't murdered or raped anybody so far. It just feels like such a hassle. It's much easier to act like a decent human being and use my words to solve problems. Hell, I haven't even had a real fight and I'm on the late end of my thirties. I need to pump those numbers up since it's what women seem to expect from me.
It means, in most revealed cases of severe spousal abuse and murder, the man is the assailant. Which is a fact. It's also a fact that most men who get abused by women don't come forward because of toxic masculinity and an unforgivingly macho environment. It's aslo a fact that emotional abuse is a terrible thing, so discarding such abuse by women is a dick move.
It's also a fact that most men who get abused by women don't come forward because of toxic masculinity and an unforgivingly macho environment.
Is that true or is it because most of the domestic violence support organization aren't setup to support victims that are men? How do I know, because when I was being abused and called domestic violence support lines they either hung up on me or didn't offer me any immediate assistance claiming that it was unwarranted, not necessary.
Social media continuing to demonstrate it causes mental illness in teens and young adults.
I smell mental health issue and unresolved trauma
Oh! Thanks for the reminder! I totally forgot that I haven’t yet executed anyone today.
Time to go for a walk and hang around some dark alleys.
Shieeeet, i came out the womb w a glock
If true crime shows have taught me anything, women will poison you.
I just agree with these types now. "Yep, I'll kill you because I'm a guy."
Dude, in chat now, most violent murders are done by guys true, true. However, most murders by poison are done by women, sooo humans are just shit.
I've been a man for sixty years, and yet I've killed exactly zero people.
How did I survive all these decades?
This is fucking sad. Feminist fear mongering is ruining so many women's lives.
Still working on my 3rd kill so I can get a UAV
Why is a forum that allows the dissemination of such obviously false and vile libels allowed to exist? This is just the same thing incel forums were (rightly) banned for, but with the genders of victim and offender reversed.
there we go again vilifying men
People that don’t understand statistics, media and fearmongering. Crime in general is on a downward trajectory for years, so obviously every male can’t be executing women left and right, and access to information has gone up radically. As well as mental illness.
No they’ve got a point. I, an average male, am know for executing people. I just cant help it
The vast majority of people, men and women are good people that wouldn't intentionally hurt anyone.
I understand that men do commit the most amount of violence but it’s not every man you meet. 😢
Guys, she's just trying to break it softly: If you're not a killer, your probably not her kind of man😅
I hate people who compare misandry and misogyny. Don't be comparing dogshit and horseshit. They are both shit. Neither are worse or better than the other.
I have been called a baby murderer, but to be honest, those babies had it coming.
It sounds like this person took the (very true) fact that men commit a large majority of violent crime and instead interpreted that to the (very false) idea that a large majority of men commit violent crime. Anyone that can’t reason out that distinction is unworthy of being listened to, like that lady from a couple years ago who absolutely butchered her interpretation of statistics to come to the conclusion that like a third of all men are rapists or something like that. Utterly insane
So is it now wrong if men don’t kill somebody randomly
Just because most violence is committed by men doesn't automatically mean most men commit violence? That's not how statistics work.
In a literal sense, yeah it's easy to understand the sentence, but the statement is still illogical. It makes sense to naturally be cautious of men, I'm a man and I'm naturally cautious of other men, but saying that most men will definitely just execute you, unless it's taken out of context (which it seems to be), is otherwise a completely absurd statement.
That's like saying every woman will cheat on you and divorce you and take the kids.
Oh this is just misandry doing the misogyny logic. How dumb.
I'm a complete equity guy (it's your life, your body, do what you want, just don't become someone else's problem because of it),"if you harm me physically then I will harm you physically but if you harm me mentally then I will cut you off as if you didn't exist." Basically, I won't harm you, if you don't harm me, but if you do, I will do whatever it takes to make you stop no matter the gender, race, religion, political affiliation or age.
That sub is full of sociopath misandrists.
If 90% of men kill at least one woman in their life time that means at least 90% of women should be dead or have murdered by a man as the cause of death
Is that a rad-fem subreddit?
Damn. Does my lack of executions make me less of a man? :/
Misandry is a term that we should use more often
Gotta let my wife and kids know that they don’t have long all of a sudden
Imagine living such a fragile life.
Wtf? Where does this person live, so I don't accidentally move there...
Yeah. Don't you know men killed almost 90 thousand gazillion badonkillons oompaloompillion women just last day? Honestly rookie numbers smh. I'll try to score more next time or at least try to hit the average.
but Misandry is not real. so she can't be a man-hater. she must be right!
Don't blame me...I can't eat them alive...I have to kill them first
I mean depending on the context I believe all humans can be brought to kill another
Idk, seems like lies to me, I only decapitated 27 women in my underground forest sex dungeon(they chose the man)
This men vs women bullshit is fucking tired. We have to stop already.
How is it getting upvotes?????
This is r/boysarequirky vibe
Me living in a third world Conservative country as a queer person: nah they have a point
Can confirm, didn't kill anyone in adulthood and now I'm a trans wonan
Who wrote this shit? 4th wave multigender feminist?
Feed her to the bear.
The fact that the reasonable comment got ratioed 🤦♂️
As a male I van confirm Ive never been executed by another man
It's true, I've executed 5 people this week. I need one more to make my quota or I'll lose my penis
Bruh. If that was the case, how are you not dead??
I could krill you
Sounds like what my own sister once told me: all men would happily rape women if there were no repercussions. She was very serious and included me and her other 2 brothers in that assessment. We used to be close, we haven’t talked much since then. Where does this cancerous-thinking come from?
yOuRE tHe rEaSoN wOmEn cHoOsE tHe BeAr
Sounds like someone needs to get off the internet and meet people in the real world.
yeah man shit's crazy the other night i went down at 11pm to get some nacho cheese and locked eyes with my dad so he obviously immediately grabbed a poultry knife and stabbed me in the back, twice, knife slide into my armpit so i locked it and grabbed a glass bottle and cracked it over his head, then i stabbed him in the neck and he bled out. shit was crazy man. so i called the cops, but when they came they were two dudes, and we locked eyes, so of course they started unloading, and i dove behind the door and grabbed my dad's (rip homie didn't mean it) self-defense gun, which he stored behind the door specifically if men visited, and capped them in the head. eventually a female cop showed, and the situation got sorted out. shit's crazy. wild night though
I guess I’m not manly enough to want to execute everyone I see
My fellow man, what is your body count?
Considering I have met at least three adult males and not yet been killed I think the term “most” is a bit of a stretch here
Ohh me and the boys try to, at minimum, kill someone every Saturday night. Sometimes, we'll get a little carried away and wipe out a whole family, but it's no big deal. Wait, is this not normal?
/s ...Just incase that bad joke put me on some type of list
As a male, i can confirm, i execute at least 43 people every day
As a man can confirm I've killed every person I've ever met since birth. I sit upon a throne of skulls. This world knows only of devastation. Well. Only the areas I've traveled too. Most of the world is okay. Metro Richmond area not so much.
Sure statement is easy to understand. Simply idiotic.
Human race is doomed and these folks are worthless
sigh I’m just so tired
I wonder how many men have killed her for that metric to be so intensely skewed.
I can't even bring myself to kill a literal fly because I feel bad about hurting it. When a spider comes into the room my girlfriend will eek and I'll be like "what are you looking at me for? This is his domain now. Respect him and he'll probably leave us be."
Being a professional victim must pay lots. People seem to be eager to get into that profession.
What is the difference between feminism and misandry? Finding the place where one starts and the other one ends is like trying to find the end of a roundabout.
With a few words a woman could incite another man to inflict violence on you.
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