If a man expects a women to be an angle in his life, he must provide that the sum of angles is equal to 180° and can be represented as follows: a² + b²=c². c standing for cockandballtorture
I’d rather have a bad girl. Also that implies that the aforementioned guy lives in hell.
If an angle wants me to create heaven for her she better be using that as a conduit to bring god to earth or I’m just going to tell her to screw off, needy bitch.
Man for them to be an angle they gotta be an obtuse, rubber goose, green moose,guava juice giant snake,birthday cake, large fries, or a chocolate shake. If they ain’t I ain’t treating them like an angle.
My mother in law was going through some old paper work and she handed me the pamphlet they gave everyone at one of their relatives funerals. She was going on and on about how great he was and she was in tears. All I could think about was right on the front of the damn thing in big font was "He's in heaven with the angles now"
Well seeing as religion is a bunch of bs anyway... but also... a great relationship takes time and dedication from BOTH parties (or more if you're poly, not my place to judge) you both have to create a safe warm place for eachother.
I knew a guy with a screen printing business. The local little league teams were customers every year.
One year a team formed and called themselves Hells Angels. They ordered their t-shirts. When they were picked up everyone realized he had printed them with the name as Hells Angles. He was OK with reprinting the shirts but the team coach and parents decided they didn’t want to deal with the delay. It was just easier to play the season being the Hells Angles and that’s what they did.
This post was about a typing error or small grammar issue, it didn't seem to quite fit the criteria to be "Engrish."